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He’s such an entitled twit. Sharing that caravan with others but dumps his vile woman’s puffy jacket on the floor. I’d bloody walk right over it - with muddy shoes on and all 
Another excellent recap Crazy and Plonkington brilliant thread title. Do these boring cunts ever actually enjoy life. They never live in the moment..always through a lens. How sad when you actually think about it and how awful how they neglect their kids. Well one and a half for Fakey. That "Make some noise' clip in the last thread always makes me LOL and cringe so hard! No-one at all made any noise and looked at him like they wanted to knock his silly turkey teeth down his throat! I mean we'd all like to do that given the chance!A huge congratulations to @plonkington for our new thread title! You have won the dry chicken that was cooked whilst Zelda and DoorMatt were staying at Quickenden Towers!!
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The results of our poll are in. Nurse Ratchett will collect the crazy 5 at 7:30pm for admission into a secure unit. They obviously need help and medication!
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The last thread absolutely flew by! We had a constant avalanche of Father of the Year posts and an overdose of Gail. We had cryptic quotes relating to trees, Zelda and DoorMatt finally left and Sophie remained hidden.
We had the famous #SquidwardGate photo which became a huge investigation amongst us. Poirot had a breakdown over it and Inspector Morse is now in Rehab!
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He filmed ITV Win in the luxurious location of Dunelm, Freddie had his 10th Birthday and Squidward's reflection was finally caught in the window!
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Masterchef was finally confirmed but we knew that weeks ago, RatBoy is starring in ElfBoy The Musical in Colchester and Squidward is taking up kickboxing.
Mother's Day was another complete non-event for poor Squidward and she had to cook her own dinner. Gail was photographed in the bath and then on the potty.
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He has started self-taping now thinking he's going to hit the big time.
Squidward and Gail drove down to Bournemouth and went backstage with him at TFM. No doubt she had her eyes peeled for this mysterious man regarding the mysterious photo. We need this photo badly!
A massive "united front" operation ensued with photos and reels that made your skin slide off with embarrassment for the pair of them. Apparently, Social Media is FAKE but not as fake as their lives are. Its honestly tragic.
We had the worst reel known to man with RatBoy pretending to play the piano alongside Gail (who is desperate to run away to the cobbles).
The nose has been spotted but we can't see it properly yet so I have Michael Jackson's verdict from beyond the grave!
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A full recap can be found in Wiki 10.
Keep on grinding Fakeys!
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A huge congratulations to @Lico for our new thread title! You win a barely roasted chicken that is as dry as Squidward's tuna canoe! We started the previous thread with Sicknote turning up for the last two shows at Glasgow and Squidward still in America. Ratboy started playing on his "bad...tattle.life
We're one thread away from the Big 100. Come on, let's make some noise!!!!!!
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Possibly the most embarrassing, shittiest reel EVER known to Instagram!
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Seriously though it must be killing him how people aren’t bothering to engage with him on Instagram anymore 
Another reel, another flop. What’s he going to say this morning, when he reshares it yet again, to try and get people to comment on it? Neither ‘tagging a dad’ or ‘instagram glitch’ worked on the last two reels Like someone else mentioned, I can see a giveaway like Flappy does coming soon.
I also notice that Holly is liking all the blue ticks on that Netflix post so he’s not anything special
Edited. After looking at his dwindling instagram following and engagement, not sure he’ll be able to afford even a cheap giveaway. Not when there are Bots needing to be paid for
Another reel, another flop. What’s he going to say this morning, when he reshares it yet again, to try and get people to comment on it? Neither ‘tagging a dad’ or ‘instagram glitch’ worked on the last two reels Like someone else mentioned, I can see a giveaway like Flappy does coming soon.I also notice that Holly is liking all the blue ticks on that Netflix post so he’s not anything special
Edited. After looking at his dwindling instagram following and engagement, not sure he’ll be able to afford even a cheap giveaway. Not when there are Bots needing to be paid for
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Ungrateful prick moaning because he only gets remembered for X factor without it you head you wouldn’t be known at all thick twit
Nah he’s trying to see what works with all these different reels, absolutely nothing! Remember when they were both posting reels constantly a year ago? Sad fuckers so bored of them.
Can I tag on to this 0% likability
Maybe then it’s about time he sat and thought why is that? Shows how memorable he really is
What does he actually expect to be remembered for? 5 mins in Hollyoaks? Maybe if instead of chasing every zlist reality show going, he had actually learnt an actual skill, he would at 35 years of age have a career instead of chasing any bit of minor fame he can. 3 reels in less than 48 hours. He’s got far too much time on his hands and he’s only done this one cos he wants his minions to list all the things he’s done and stroke his over inflated ego 
@plonkington excellent thread title
well done! Crazy's relentless, unforgiving spot light shows up Fakey & Flaps as per. They've nowhere to run
well done! Crazy's relentless, unforgiving spot light shows up Fakey & Flaps as per. They've nowhere to runHe’s getting some of the sort of comments he was obviously angling for but some maybe not Says something when you call yourself a TV Presenter/Actor, amongst other things 
but people only know you from social media and reality shows
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Also he can state ‘always grateful though’ but he actually sounds anything but by doing this post. He was so desperate to be on TV, he happily went on the X factor twice but wants to be remembered for other things. Like what? Ninja Warriors? Then he still hashtags X factor, reality and reality shows on that reel though
Bring the dead dad and brother outSeriously though it must be killing him how people aren’t bothering to engage with him on Instagram anymore
I also notice that Holly is liking all the blue ticks on that Netflix post so he’s not anything special
Edited. After looking at his dwindling instagram following and engagement, not sure he’ll be able to afford even a cheap giveaway. Not when there are Bots needing to be paid for
Just seen Chris Hughes last 2 grid posts Plus the fact Sam is holding a This Morning cue card
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This is what he's hoping for from those self tapes
Old Mr Self obsessed blocks anyone who likes sumthing he doesn’t like.. then he wonders why he gets no interaction on any posts.
I am a blocked one so only knows what goes on by reading here.
Some one just offered a Bath tkt to see TFM for £25. ..no takers
I am a blocked one so only knows what goes on by reading here.
Some one just offered a Bath tkt to see TFM for £25. ..no takers
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