Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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So Squidward's drove down to Bournemouth with her nose all plastered up and still hiding her face, Gail's projectile vomited in the car and RatBoy's getting Nando's for them all.

Make it make sense!



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I think we can confidently remove the S from 'self taping' to get a true representation of where he'll end up later this year.
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Do we think he self taped for that stunning, emotive ad where he curled a large one down the U-bend & waved some packets around?
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Wiki Ref: 09/03/24

Possibly the most hilarious reel the Fakeys have seen in ages. Move over Rocky Balboa, it's Sophie Squidward! 😂

 
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Looking at the still from him ‘self taping’, no wonder he struggles to get past audition stage. Looks like he eye fucks on his ‘self tapes’, like he does the rest of the time 🤢
 
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It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward? That's how Instagramming is done!
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Crazy pleeease put the poo & date ads up on the Wiki🙏
 
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See flaps is hiding in the car🤣But has dragged Leo to go stay with the twit by the sound of it.He has throw up all over the car but is waiting for a Nando’s is she right on the head?
 
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Wiki Ref:- 09/03/24

Jake took Freddie to watch Manchester United for his birthday with the usual non-stop posting but had the audacity to call him out for "always eating" even though Leo is like a walking, human dustbin. Bit rich eh? 🤬

Sophie was completely absent and in hiding.

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He definitely got her to drive up as a last minute thing to use Gail for engagement probably had messages asking why he didn’t post for Rocky on Mother’s Day which would explain that rubbish last minute post and that patronising crap last night the one thing he can always rely on is he Huns telling him what a great dad he is when he knows he’s screwed up
 
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It’s funny how quiet he was and then the crotch goblin shows up and it’s fifty posts 🤦‍♀️ no one wants to see the dwarf 🤦‍♀️
 
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Mr Professional as ever taking his kid into work, playing the big I am, showing everybody what a fantastic daddy he is 🤢 There is obviously going to be some huge reveal with her. Still deliberately not showing her face but the fact she’s out in public, she can’t look that bad 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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His ad🤣🤣Dear god no wonder tit hollyoaks didn’t invite him back🤣🤣Turned the likes of already🤣Such a sensitive twit isn’t he.Will do anything for money stupid ugly twit.No filter and he’s inherited the bags under his eyes from the witch👍View attachment 2808840
Didn’t he call s listers doing ads now he is how tragic 😂😂
sophie thought she was the next molly mae now she gets no work at all …
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Proud of you for always trying could he be any more patronising? A supportive husband would say another fantastic range from my amazing wife go check it out at Bambi and Bear vile pig
I’d be fuming what a utter bleep he is !!! And she happily allows this I’d be gone a long time ago
 
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