Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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CrazyBaldhead

Christ on a bike, it gets worse. Never seen two absolute wooden shitstains doing an advert EVER! This is completely laughable!

What a couple of utter clowns these two are.

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PrincessJeanie

Barbie2020 said:
Can’t make my mind up whether the febreeze advert is worse than the mosquito one. Fucking embarrassments. And he used to take the piss out of influencers flogging anything. The prick has never ever cleaned or used a cleaning product in his life.
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I was just going to say exactly the same thing. He’ll literally advertise ANYTHING and he not only took the piss out of ‘influencers’, he also said he’d never promote something he didn't/wouldn't use It’s hilarious how desperate the pair of them are to make themselves into ‘couple influencers’ by getting involved in each other adverts. 2 for the price of 1 Sam and Zara they are not and never will be.
 
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PrincessJeanie

Does anybody know if these instacunts actually get paid to advertise Hello Fresh? For the amount of people that promote the brand, from people with 1,000 followers to people with 5 million followers, I can’t believe they all get paid and wondered if they just get sent free food instead? Why would a company be paying both him and her separately to advertise their products? I know both Skanky Solomon and Swash do but then they’re also used in HFs marketing videos and have nearly 8 million insta followers between them.
 
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Joon

OMG I have read it twice it's so funny and spot on lol .
 
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CrazyBaldhead

FOURTH DAY OF POTTY TRAINING? THE CUNT CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS OWN LIES.

SO WHY WAS LEO'S NAPPY NEARLY DOWN TO HIS KNEES ON FREDDIE'S BIRTHDAY ON THE 8TH MARCH FFS. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE LIAR YOU ARE RATBOY.

 
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ShowMeThe Money

What a SHITE advert! Proper put me off my dinner thinking about one of Fakey's stinking poos Wooden Flaps unable to drum up even a modicum of humour to add any sparkle. Fake not acting at all, as that's exactly what he would do - jump in a toilet someone was about to use & curl down a massive turd then leave skid marks.

Mind you it could be worse, poor old NikNak could've been caught on his potty with Fakey waving an air freshener around.
 
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OnlyJustSaying

Turtledove58 said:
And this my friends is why he isn’t an actor, basically he cannot act, he cannot sing, he’s a shite paren, the list is endless. This is beyond cringeworthy
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He is now promoting Febreze. By the way he’s holding them you can tell he is embarrassed. I bet they paid him pennies.
 
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PrincessJeanie

I’ve not watched the full advert. I just can’t make myself All I can say is he refers to himself as a TV Actor/Presenter but all these ads do, is prove just how deluded he is. Oh and skint cos if you wanted to be taken seriously in the TV profession, you wouldn’t be lowering yourself and doing embarrassing, overacted, cringeworthy reels like that.
 
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Joon

I know you lovelies will put me right, that skanky advert for the air fresheners , has this been done pre her having her mug done or is that now ......
 
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mollyann

Hello fresh and febreze god they really are the highest paid z listers onlineShe can barely speak properly and this hiding shit getting boring now.Cmon flaps show us your
 
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brat13

Wow, how much Botox in that face for flaps in that cringe ad? so fucking shiny she looks like a balloon
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Joon said:
I know you lovelies will put me right, that skanky advert for the air fresheners , has this been done pre her having her mug done or is that now ......
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Deffo pre-butchery!
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Come on Squidward, show us your ugly, potholed face you absolute beard! We bet daddy is running out of money now considering you have about 6/7 other siblings eh? I'm sure they're not wanting hand-outs. Where were they all at your Ibeeeefa wedding?

Ugly, desperate, beard cunt.

 
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JazzFan

DeniseRoyle said:
Febreze will not get rid of the stench of desperation in the hobbit house
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Thread title right there
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Joon said:
I know you lovelies will put me right, that skanky advert for the air fresheners , has this been done pre her having her mug done or is that now ......
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Id say pre but who knows, she gets loads of things done and never looks any different
 
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Robin71

Proud of you for always trying could he be any more patronising? A supportive husband would say another fantastic range from my amazing wife go check it out at Bambi and Bear vile pig
 

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mollyann

So proud of his wife he ignored her on her birthday and Mother’s Day.He is such a fake arse creepy pig of a man.Your son looks a mess dressed in potato sacks and oversized cheap clothing.
 
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