Jake Quickenden #98 Jake Chickenden

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So he’s implying he’s staying in the £669 one 😂😂😂 which looks like the ones from that little video he posted , id say he saw one that was most likely vacant so he probably just walked on the veranda and took that video when he’s more than likely staying in the saver £49 for four nights 🤭
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A room with a view christ he must have very low expectations compared to everyone else - looks like they have shoved him somewhere out the back and beyond to me 🤡
 

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Something to cheer us up on this miserable Monday Enjoy !!

Fakey’s golden child is on the throne
So glad he videoed it on his phone
For every perv to watch with glee
When the poor child just wants to pee
How does he not see this is wrong
Bloody good job we can’t smell the pong
Where is Flappy still missing I think
Probably tied to the kitchen sink
The lazy fucker been home all week
He look disgusting and I bet he reeks
New sofas appeared what a delight
Fantastic good choice buying in white
Nik Nak and Purdey making a mess
Fakey prancing around in his mums old dress
Why does Flappy put up with this plight
Personally for me this ain’t right
Poor Freddie’s birthday looked bit of a flop
Still we Have Nik Nak with his tatty hair mop
I see another tit scrounged place to stay
No other cast members around for him to play
Everyone else has a luxury stay
And still our Fakey is denying he’s gay
No work for months and April looms
Suppose we’ll have him screeching his tunes
Bills to pay everything has increased
Still he preaches about the deceased
They’ve long gone either rotted or ashes
Preaching to Tena huns being his only masses
Again It’s the same old tit but a different day
Maybe in May he could do gay for pay 🍆
 
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Something to cheer us up on this miserable Monday Enjoy !!

Fakey’s golden child is on the throne
So glad he videoed it on his phone
For every perv to watch with glee
When the poor child just wants to pee
How does he not see this is wrong
Bloody good job we can’t smell the pong
Where is Flappy still missing I think
Probably tied to the kitchen sink
The lazy fucker been home all week
He look disgusting and I bet he reeks
New sofas appeared what a delight
Fantastic good choice buying in white
Nik Nak and Purdey making a mess
Fakey prancing around in his mums old dress
Why does Flappy put up with this plight
Personally for me this ain’t right
Poor Freddie’s birthday looked bit of a flop
Still we Have Nik Nak with his tatty hair mop
I see another tit scrounged place to stay
No other cast members around for him to play
Everyone else has a luxury stay
And still our Fakey is denying he’s gay
No work for months and April looms
Suppose we’ll have him screeching his tunes
Bills to pay everything has increased
Still he preaches about the deceased
They’ve long gone either rotted or ashes
Preaching to Tena huns being his only masses
Again It’s the same old tit but a different day
Maybe in May he could do gay for pay 🍆
bleeping brilliant ❤ The last 6 lines are my particular favourite 😂
 
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And this my friends is why he isn’t an actor, basically he cannot act, he cannot sing, he’s a shite paren, the list is endless. This is beyond cringeworthy
 

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His ad🤣🤣Dear god no wonder tit hollyoaks didn’t invite him back🤣🤣Turned the likes of already🤣Such a sensitive twit isn’t he.Will do anything for money stupid ugly twit.No filter and he’s inherited the bags under his eyes from the witch👍
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Came here to say poor Leo. What a bleep posting that picture, he's not the only one (Charlotte dawson posted her fella and son pissing standing up together with the child's bum on display) . I also know someone (a former friend who posts her entire life , including screenshots of bank transactions to show how rich they are 😂) recently posted her toddler on the potty with and emoji covering her bits 😡 Kids have no privacy whatsoever, absolutely no need to post that especially knowing that sick scumbags could be watching and saving.
Isn't it just bleeping horrendous...... 😑😑😡
 
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Can’t make my mind up whether the febreeze advert is worse than the mosquito one. bleeping embarrassments. And he used to take the piss out of influencers flogging anything. The prick has never ever cleaned or used a cleaning product in his life.
 
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Desperate cunts 😆😆😆😆

Zelda is a parody of herself 😆😆💀
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Can’t make my mind up whether the febreeze advert is worse than the mosquito one. bleeping embarrassments. And he used to take the piss out of influencers flogging anything. The prick has never ever cleaned or used a cleaning product in his life.
They are both a right old pair of soap-dodgers.
 
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How old and rancid does he look here. Might explain why he has to crawl to his mum to pay for stuff as it sounds like he’s crap with his finances.
 
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Now daddy's back on the scene again knowing that RatBoy has gone.

Says it all really. They all hate him. 💯

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"Salmon for date night tonight?"

Well, if that's what you consider a date night, the whole population would rather be single! There is hardly any food on their plates whatsoever and the chemistry between them is ZERO! 😂😂😂

Totally and utterly embarrassing. 💯

 
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