Something to cheer us up on this miserable Monday Enjoy !!
Fakey’s golden child is on the throne
So glad he videoed it on his phone
For every perv to watch with glee
When the poor child just wants to pee
How does he not see this is wrong
Bloody good job we can’t smell the pong
Where is Flappy still missing I think
Probably tied to the kitchen sink
The lazy fucker been home all week
He look disgusting and I bet he reeks
New sofas appeared what a delight
Fantastic good choice buying in white
Nik Nak and Purdey making a mess
Fakey prancing around in his mums old dress
Why does Flappy put up with this plight
Personally for me this ain’t right
Poor Freddie’s birthday looked bit of a flop
Still we Have Nik Nak with his tatty hair mop
I see another
tit scrounged place to stay
No other cast members around for him to play
Everyone else has a luxury stay
And still our Fakey is denying he’s gay
No work for months and April looms
Suppose we’ll have him screeching his tunes
Bills to pay everything has increased
Still he preaches about the deceased
They’ve long gone either rotted or ashes
Preaching to Tena huns being his only masses
Again It’s the same old
tit but a different day
Maybe in May he could do gay for pay