PrincessJeanie
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I reckon it’s prerecorded. Unless she comes on either live or with a newspaper showing the date, I’m convinced she’s had her nose done
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Justdee
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It's not really celebrity master chef is it though...
It's more the desperado parade Hoping he gets voted out first
But his that desperate he would have had private cooking lessons (he skipped chicken week obviously)
I think zelda is truly awful and some.of the things she spurts make me sick the..things.i will give her credit for though I she dies look after Leo better then his parents hi looks clean and has his hair brushed and wears the sort of clothes a little boy should wear
And she isn't a grief thief she keeps her grief private
But she also gave us jakob and totally enables him to be the self centred fame hungry, bully and vile prick that we see before us .
It's more the desperado parade Hoping he gets voted out first
But his that desperate he would have had private cooking lessons (he skipped chicken week obviously)
I think zelda is truly awful and some.of the things she spurts make me sick the..things.i will give her credit for though I she dies look after Leo better then his parents hi looks clean and has his hair brushed and wears the sort of clothes a little boy should wear
And she isn't a grief thief she keeps her grief private
But she also gave us jakob and totally enables him to be the self centred fame hungry, bully and vile prick that we see before us .
Philimena cunk
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So the borrowers are stopping together to present a united front
Both desperate to promote the minus zilch lister lifestyle they so badly want
These two cunts will NEVER separate, they both enable each others delusional ideas about their fame .
Both are fucking bone idle and will never survive when it crashes and they end up either signing on or shelf stacking in Aldi.
Enjoy your life, new nose and your queer husband, I just feel sorry for the kids dragged into this shit show...
Both desperate to promote the minus zilch lister lifestyle they so badly want
These two cunts will NEVER separate, they both enable each others delusional ideas about their fame .
Both are fucking bone idle and will never survive when it crashes and they end up either signing on or shelf stacking in Aldi.
Enjoy your life, new nose and your queer husband, I just feel sorry for the kids dragged into this shit show...
Jane_Mcdonald
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Sad fucker, glad he's not getting the likes
Fake twat who can't look after his son by himself, useless cunt
Also wonder if we'll see the lesser spotted Flaps today
Fake twat who can't look after his son by himself, useless cunt
Also wonder if we'll see the lesser spotted Flaps today
Nixxs
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Arnt you supposed to adore her too Fakey? After all she is your wife....
Keepingupappearances
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Owwww has she had her nose done?????
End of the day when she's back posting were all going to notice whatever work she's had done!!
End of the day when she's back posting were all going to notice whatever work she's had done!!
Philimena cunk
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That's ancient. This old cunt has forgotten the years she's slept.
Can't be arsed with this boring arsed shower today. Off out with the family for lunch.
See yers later, fakeys ..
Coooeeee Fakey, and no you can't sing, who told you that your mummy....
Barbie2020
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so passive aggressive about the other parents been happy to leave the kids swimming on his own but he stayed in the pool. He would have only done it for attention the sad fucker.
Just to let you know fakey it doesn’t make you any better than these parents. They are doing as they are told, probably take their kids every week and don’t need their mummy or daddy to help them look after their kids.
Bet it kills him not being allowed to film the little genius in his lesson.
Just to let you know fakey it doesn’t make you any better than these parents. They are doing as they are told, probably take their kids every week and don’t need their mummy or daddy to help them look after their kids.
Bet it kills him not being allowed to film the little genius in his lesson.
ShowMeThe Money
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Just tortured myself scrolling through his IG & took a few shots to add to the 'Is it him or not him in drag' discussions. What do we think Fakeys?
bluecups
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Exactly this! All she needed was teeth whitening and maybe a bit of ceramic bonding and she'd have looked fine. Fake had reeally nice teeth before he got his comedy Dick Emery-esque Turkey teef. Silly fuckers.Her teeth are more awful now, I’m no dentist but they look pretty ok to me in the before picture just not white given how she smokes like a chimney. Since having them done all I focus on is the one slanted one she has
petrol,parking, train ticket , a sandwich etc
Barbie2020
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I’m seriously starting to wonder if another big argument (probably physical) happened and Freddie is not allowed near him. If Zelda is still there it’s because he needed a babysitter for his “audition” today (plus he can’t actually look after the child on his own).
Sometbing has gone down, it’s so weird. They wouldn’t be acting this secretive if they’d gone away somewhere as they like to show off too much.
Sometbing has gone down, it’s so weird. They wouldn’t be acting this secretive if they’d gone away somewhere as they like to show off too much.
PrincessJeanie
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Where’s my Bingo please
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Popular with viewers they do realise the jungle was 10 years ago and even DOI was 6 years ago.
Shared a few cooking vlogs
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they do realise the jungle was 10 years ago and even DOI was 6 years ago. Shared a few cooking vlogs
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PrincessJeanie
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You only need to look at 95% of the cast of Towie to see that
When they look in the mirror, like Flappy, they obviously see something very different to the rest of us. Some of these parents probably barely recognise their own kids anymore. It’s pretty obvious Flaps family haven’t got any time for Fakey but I’d love to know what they think of the drastic change in her, over just a couple of years. 31 years old and she looks scrawny, haggard and a lot older than her actual years. I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a self obsessed/entitled, up herself, fame hungry wannabe who has actually brought it all on herself 
Jessica_Rabbit
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I think he has an album on his phone titled “re-usable bullshit” I think whenever he actually does go somewhere or does have an audition in the big smoke he takes random images similar to this to pretend he off somewhere when really he’s in bed! Its like if he wants to take a insta break and not explain his absence to his masses of adoring fans he re uses old recorded videos like thisOr I could have got ‘dressed up’, posted myself in London on an escalator so people think I’ve got some sort of job opportunity
im sure he has some on a train or on a plane aswell to reuse! Think this is in the self titled ‘influencer’s ’ handbook 
I remember he posted an image of an empty train station that he took off google about a year or more ago maybe? literally took it off google What was the thing about the image of the bird or something? That still baffles me? what number thread was that on?Also has Flaps shown her boat race yet? if not it doesn’t count as ‘being back’
oh the suspense and mystery behind the disappearance of Flappy the unknown instagrammer and failed youtube vlogger and CGD contestant that got pied by Eyal Booker! oh yeah and wife of some cunt off xFactor!BubblesJones
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An hour has passed and he only has 684 likes and 12 comments on his latest bullshit reel
CrazyBaldhead
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Here's Larry!Meeeeee
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Wow, he's used that photo again!
And it's MUM you utter cunt. You're living in Colchester NOT the US. Fucking prick.