Jake Quickenden #97 Pervy Quickenden, the Scunthorpe Schofield.

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I wouldn’t mind but this was their honeymoon when usually you’d push the boat out if you’ll excuse the pun.
If I remember rightly, they did do a cheese and wine evening that wasn’t part of their B&B package This thread certainly moved quickly that 10 days they were away Remember he said they were going to put their phones down and then preceded to film endless stories and post numerous photos and reels every single day, whilst also begging to get Flappy to 300k followers (a year later and she’s still not there) What a romantic honeymoon that was
 
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And the make believe massage they hadAnd she admitted they went b&b which is hilarious and shows how skint they are
 
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Wiki Ref: 24/02/24

He swiftly moves on from his 'mental health crisis' to film this shit in the GYM. Even tagging in Beyoncé. All signs of his 'bad mental health' conveniently forgotten about.

What an insufferable, lying, attention-seeking cunt.

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Don’t forget the Gucci sliders that were too small for him
 
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Don’t forget the Gucci sliders that were too small for him
The fake China ones that he got angry about because we all took the piss.

As somebody mentioned earlier, I highly doubt Flapz has had any work on that inbred face of hers as the surgeon would have to get mountain rescue and a helicopter hoist lifting him/her out of the many potholes on the pan-faced cunt's face.

A paper bag would be more effective in her case.

Fucking old husk of a beard.

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Unless there are young lads in the play/panto he’s in, he only ever hangs out with the females. I’d imagine it’s because men think he’s a total dick and struggle to put up with his attention seeking ways all the time.
It’s cos he’s gay, they’re all his fag hags
 
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I doubt most watched the entire clip. The cringe video must be appearing on people’s feed and even just a little tap counts as a view. The lack of likes is very telling. Bellend!
 
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Us reminiscing about their ‘honeymoon’ and what a shitshow it really was The continual tagging of their resort to try and get freebies, the constant challenge reels, the fake photoshoots, fake beauty treatments, him running round the restaurant trying to get attention, the Sarcoma ambassador and his beard being burnt to a crisp, the constant presence on instagram, it really was never ending
 
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Wasn't there an insta live with OK or something about Love Island or another show he claims to knkw about and he was going mad he couldn't delete comments or was that another grifted holiday
 
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It’s cos he’s gay, they’re all his fag hags
That cunt hangs out of a lot of people. I bet his tiny carrot cock is full of fucking disease.

Note to Squidward: You ain't getting Oompah Loompah no. 2 anytime soon because 'Willy Wonka' ain't in the building love. He's hanging out of the arse of some TWINKIE he met on Grindr love.

Cry Squidward cry. Go cry to daddy. You've got to be careful though because you're one of what EIGHT/NINE siblings...? Bet they're all gormless looking too. Where were they at the wedding?

Inbred cunts.

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Fucking prick.

 
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Wasn't there an insta live with OK or something about Love Island or another show he claims to knkw about and he was going mad he couldn't delete comments or was that another grifted holiday
He was on OK live talking about DOI and Becky and Neil were making comments and it looked like he was going to burst into tears

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Flappy could be quiet as she's busy moving her stuff out of the hobbit house
But she promised this year she was going to interact with her followers more why’s she left us? Between this and the lack of jeans styling I’m disappointed
 
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Jakeys prose, on Grindr ...

29 ( !!) toothy ( think Dick Emery's toothy Vicar) boy-wife requires hot young fit Muscly twinkie lad with a large cock, to also berate me and take the mickey out of mai little mickey .

Beat me, beat me- spank me on the bum with a Woman's Weekly

Out calls only





Flapz prose , on Tindr ...

Beautiful model ( !!) with pneumatic soup-coolers and chest requires hot Muscly EYAL lookalike for sex. Any position , anywhere so long as you MEASURE UP TO EYAL IN EVERY WAY


 
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Makes you wonder why he didn’t get asked back this year That was definitely a ‘honeymoon’ highlight I wonder where Neil and Becky are now?
I bet the main factor is because he just made it about himself as per usual and I bet he hated how he couldn’t control the negative comments. It was such a funny shit show their tattlemoon and I loved how we all changed our avatars to that picture of his slapped arse nearly crying. We are funny fuckers us and I do hope Becky and Neil are still close by
 
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Be interesting to see if Zelda comes back on doing her soaps with a new set of teeth ..... Its unlike her to stay away from her presenting job this long !.
I wonder if her production company will fine her for not presenting her prime time soap scoops.
 
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