SNOW PLOW SNOW PLOW. And no one to teach them how to ski correctly!
SNOW PLOW SNOW PLOW. And no one to teach them how to ski correctly!That’s usually a dead give away - new ski gear but can’t fucking ski, the cunt will be in a pizza position most of the time & if Sophie is better than him, it will kill him.
I have been boarding for over 20 years or more, I still wear the same gears. Bought a few bits to update things but in honest I picked items that don’t really date. He screams “All the gear. But FUCK ALL IDEA”
Exactly thatSNOW PLOW SNOW PLOW. And no one to teach them how to ski correctly!
Maris cannot comprehend understanding of language. He's very low-emission , sadly. They won't do ANYTHING to assist him with learning/ understanding/ comprehension. No professional NHS help, either.I can’t imagine how flaps can stand having him anywhere near her.We all knew he would dress like a twat but he’s really gone overboard this timeLooks like poor Matt not able to go home and Leo as usual not listening to a word he’s told.
The way he opens his mouth when he smiles is just gross! He tries too hard to look sincere and sweet……ewwwww.Of course everyone is looking at this twat, it was premeditated and it’s worked. They’re on the nursery slopes, completely acceptable as they’re not experienced skiers. The plunger is back in full force and he’s said, his willy has fallen off so she won’t need to find it with her baboons arse lips!
he heard the words gear and was IM IN!!!!!!! lolI have been boarding for over 20 years or more, I still wear the same gears. Bought a few bits to update things but in honest I picked items that don’t really date. He screams “All the gear. But FUCK ALL IDEA”
Guarantee they pay nothing into the system so Im happy they arent using the NHS, shame for Maris. No professional NHS help, either.
That's because he can't close itThe way he opens his mouth when he smiles is just gross! He tries too hard to look sincere and sweet……ewwwww.
Remember when he said he’d switch his phone off for his honeymoonWhat an idiotic cunt he looks....Cannot even enjoy the slopes without getting his phone out, not wired right is he ? .Hope he breaks his fucking neck....cock.... that smile .
We had a full day learning Banff in Canada and "SNOW PLOUGH, SNOW PLOUGH, PIZZA PIZZA" for 8 hours drove me mad. I was fine til I went onto the main slopes and convinced myself I was going to fall off the side of a mountain and panicked, forgetting everything I learnedExactly that
I am shocking at skiing & I was convinced I was going to be a natural skier - nope. Boarding did come easily to me though. But skiing the man keep screaming PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA (screaming) and I lost the plot and threw my sticks at him & walked off (which was a scene because walking in skis is impossible) from that day I just boarded (in fairness it suits me better)
and says something about his outfit choice was a bad one cos of the attention he’s getting and people presuming he can ski. As if the sole reason he chose that outfit wasn’t for attentionWhat an idiotic cunt he looks....Cannot even enjoy the slopes without getting his phone out, not wired right is he ? .Hope he breaks his fucking neck....cock.... that smile .
Ooh Banff, my friends do there a lot. One day I’ll visit.We had a full day learning Banff in Canada and "SNOW PLOUGH, SNOW PLOUGH, PIZZA PIZZA" for 8 hours drove me mad. I was fine til I went onto the main slopes and convinced myself I was going to fall off the side of a mountain and panicked, forgetting everything I learned
No one was dressed like this idiot on the slopes.
Posh spiceHe needs the equivalent of bowling bumper lanes
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I love the fact she’s responded to the comment about her being posh spice on skisdeluded bint
All about upping the engagement, on holiday and still can’t leave insta behind
Maybe include these in your e-mails guyssss. What 'mental health' ambassador thinks this is ok? Utter arsehole.Oh my Christ he looks gayer than a gay thingI think I'm gonna drop Hobbycraft a message too, mental health campaigner my arse, only one person this prick cares about
All the shit he does explains why he has no friends, he literally drains the life out of you, probably why Flaps looks like she does.
He saw no friends when he was on his TFM break, not one, when was the last time he saw anyone from his stag do, which was the shittest stag do I've ever seen.
Manifesting that avalanche
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Nearly new thread time, wonder how many we'll get through while he skiing
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