Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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He literally will do anything for I’d say barley even a coin, I’d say if they asked him to dress as a pube, ( seeing as he’s already worn a vulva suit) he wud jump at it, he’s gets the scraps no one would even dream of taking
 
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Wtf is he actually doing? Is this his new exciting job.I am ecstatic that the prick has fallen to a all time lowThe wife now following beauty pie so more £10 vouchers coming soon.
 
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He's a great fella. Advertising that he's away from home and his wife and kids are at home alone. Really dangerous, but he puts his ego above his families safety.
 
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So that it, is it . The cool job. Literally fucking about on You Tube ...
This isn't rock bottom, or even basement.
It's the fucking bowels of the earth level shite and cringe.....
He'd be better off signing on
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Why are off limits all over this ? Quite confused as to why they are making out it’s a big deal. Do they think he’s gonna become the next big YouTube star?
I think they're taking the piss , to be honest. They know he's so fucking fame hungry he'd go to a bowel opening if it got him on social media, so they've found him the shittest job available.
Haven't they got Tony Bellew on their books???
Guess who they'll be more bothered about....
 
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The only drawing he'll be doing is drawing the dole. Government artist.
 
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Jesus christ almighty.

Work ?

He's not the full ticket.
She's as bad as him. No wonder those two kids are dragged up. Thank goodness Fred has his Father & new Partner to count on........
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Has zelda been on , " broadcasting " to the Nation about the state of fucking emmerdale & her deep fat fryer, yet?
 
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Apart from pretending to like Flappys home crafting crap, when has he ever mentioned liking art?
 
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How she puts up with his disappearance every time any shit pops up baffles me.Playing with puppies is hardly work.He’s been away all summer with playing Dino man and the full Monty.Honestly I think he’s a fucking nutcase.
 
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It’s tragic at this point
Jeez he can’t get any work can he
 
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Yep she has done all that the last thing she said was she was going to wash the floors..WTF ..Silly cow...who does she think she is broadcasting to the nation, about soaps that the people watched the night before. .
 
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Now following Heart FM again. He had unfollowed them after he failed an interview there
Also surely his grid post with the puppies should be marked as an ad?
 
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Yep she has done all that the last thing she said was she was going to wash the floors..WTF ..Silly cow...who does she think she is broadcasting to the nation, about soaps that the people watched the night before. .
Christ, how that matt must yearn for a flying saucer to arrive, or something, & spirit her off into the yonder
 
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I’ll just leave this here He mentioned this in the interview he did about the jungle on metro online. How fucking sad he’s pissed off and left his family again for this
He lasted one day at home. So much for the five solid weeks with this one ....
He really fucking hates having a wife and family. Lying cunt.
 
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