Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

[PrincessJeanie]

Fashion icon........?

WTAF!

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I think he’s got the words ‘fashion icon’ mixed up with attention seeking prick.

 

[ChloBo_81]

She really should be reported for false information.My skins like this after a treatment Only said the other day couldn’t go ahead with it because of her medication.Such a miserable faced silly cow i actually find her so annoying.View attachment 2483027

So her post says it took "6 munfs" and her story says "5 munfs" so which is it, Flapz? Do you "fink" you could get your story straight you thick twat?!

 

[Sarivng2022]

So I live really close to Village Hotel in Chester and I’m a member of the gym If he stays there I’ll take one for the tattle team and see if I can get some photos of him in the wild

I go past it on my way to work too!

 

[mollyann]

I think while he’s showing off with his facials massages and his hair cut by a 90’s porn starShe’s starting to see that life’s shit.Sorry flaps but maybe if you got a job and earned your own moneyRather than beg and sell crap on vinted you might actually feel better about yourself.The fight and full Monty only paints over the cracks in this dead arse marriage.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

What an absolute mess. A sack of shit would look better. About time she grew the fuck up and started being a mother.

 

[Lurker111]

You have to laugh at her portraying this life where she's showing us all her new outfits for all these different scenarios, when the reality is they are all probably bought on buy now pay later on klarna and sent back before the cut off date because they don't have any sort of social life to even get a wear out of these outfits

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

He's looking very evenly tanned in them gym photos... but surely somebody that has health anxiety and never gives over about cancer wouldn't do sunbeds would they?

He does sunbeds, he said it a few weeks ago that he was going to do a sunbed. Yes thats right the Sarcoma ambassador does sunbeds!
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Looks like Flapz has been on another shoplifting spree. Why is she repeating herself and getting out of breath?

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Aww, diddums has a scratch on his beak.

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Daddy must have given her money to get her nails done and buy makeup… The makeup looks awful! she actually looks better before

 

[Turtledove58]

I can assure you, you delusional twat, Leo’s speech and language is atrocious

 

[Nannywanny59]

Zelda saying how a Sunday is her and Matthews day and she doesn’t come on ( to talk utter tripe about the soaps) so she makes up for it today … all dolled up to chat to a load of strangers . She needs to get a life and find a hobby.

 

[VC10]

Why do they insist on dressing that awful child in massive clothes he looks like a tramp

Because they were free.
They have no money to buy him even a t-shirt

 

[Redtea2]

What the fuck are these two doing

Embarrassing looking at how everybody else has been in hotels with glam squads and private cars to the event . Sorry but it’s beyond tragic at this point . Driven all that way and was still late . Getting rested in the back of her car
having nobody’s i her hair and make up . The dress needs ironing look at state

the funny bit is how they didn’t get on the red carpet you just know he’s fuming over it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So this cardigan is going to be the next thing he wears to death. I suppose at the price he’s got to ‘get his moneys worth’ Amazing how different he looks when someone else films him compared to himself. Still fucking gross but no lines or nothing WTF is the pout all about though

 

[Redtea2]

Looks like some of the off limits clients like Tasha and Andrew got fancy rooms at one of the Hilton hotels. How embarrassing.

I noticed off limits have been getting hotels for clients but not Jake
also Chris had a full week stay last week with Hilton
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Honest to god I cannot wait for the recap on the new thread. I’m fucking pissing myself sent it in the family group chat hahahaahahahahaha brilliant
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Welcome grab a seat it’s epic

Do we think they even went ? On pride Britain page they have posted every single person today who has posted about going the awards but not jakes also I had a look and it’s showing all the tables and they are full but no Jake or Sophie ??

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Not only did he get new freckles at the barbers he looked like he came out a few years older as well

 

[mollyann]

Well those two are so cheap and skint tonight has been great lol.No class whatsoever Where she get that cheap dress from? Sure it will be on vinted by next week

 

[plonkington]

I reckon I have about the same amount of passion to see the dentist as these two have in their marriage

 

[ThortheDog2022]

More gifted crap that "won't pay the bills".

Very disappointed we didn't have another fake goodbye. I bet he couldn't wait to bugger off again!

No chance of him being a better person, the vile piece of shit.

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Why the fuck does she need an office?! What does she actually do?! Didn’t realise she needed one to send all her begging emails and to open her grifted shite in.

 

[Barbie2020]

At least it will give us something to laugh about. Is he wearing the red butlins suit? It’s gonna be something attention seeking. Trying to mingle with all the strictly come dancing lot again. Pollys fake fans with the clipboards ready.

 

[plattyjoobs]

The live is 5pm on ted carpet with Pete and Sam Thompson I hope they don’t speak with him but no doubt polly is doing her work to get him noticed

I hope they do speak to him, Pete usually manages to get a little dig in

 

[Philimena cunk]

Ohhh she doesn't look impressed today wonder what happened. She snapped at him saying he said football hope she batters him again tonight

She should do the MMA fight, she's a fuck sight harder than that fucking fairy ..
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So they've all gone crabbing together and even rounded up Fred for the performance. We've had a "fresh cut" comment and another message from one of his many fake accounts saying how wonderful The Full Monty is!

That slim microphone they put in his syrup for TFM has actually left a patch on it.

Flapz looks absolutely ecstatic to be alive!!!!!

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She's got a face like a smacked arse!

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Made your bed girl, now lie on it.