I'd say the rest of the cast had their spouse/family at the opening night not fakey. Flaps is holding out for the freebie nearby to save on dieselImagine your publicist going to see you before your wife or any other family member hasI bet no one from OL has gone though. Wonder who PP will suck off to make sure Fakey gets some good reviews I hate to think what her stories are going to be like later and we know he’ll be sharing them all
I ain’t surprised one little bit. Did he forget his ‘humble’ act? “I am so grateful” my ass! He is such a never was! He has finally lost the extra small brain cell he had.Oh my god so I’ve heard some tea today well it’s not piping hot because this cunt is so predictable right. But a friend of a friend knows a girl called Emily who is a runner for LW (she’s worked on all sorts like GMB & HIGNFY) anyway behind the scenes yesterday he got absolutely ripped because he basically came in like some kind of fucking A lister and parades down the halls like he is so well known and everyone should bow down!! It sounds like he is approaching or perhaps polly parrot is approaching asking to get Jake these gigs for his fucking portfoliothey don’t even approach him FUCKING HELL IM SO EMBARRASSED FOR HIM
Well it’s a novelty, that’s why! He ain’t used it. Although he prolly sent them to himself.I’ve never known any “Zelebrity” to do this! It shows a childish side as far as I’m concerned. Keep on validating your work Jake, you’ve nothing to look forward to after May 2024!
He better not be doing an AD for Marmite, I'll be really fucking angry about thatI’ve just realised what he uses on his skin to get it that colour. It’s not Fake Tan, it’s not Creosote, it’s MarmiteThat’s the only explanation I can think of why him and Marmite have started following each other on ig. If he’s got an ad with them, it’s going to upset a lot of Marmite lovers
What an absolute cunt.Just found this recent interview. Seriously who writes this crap and is he that fucking deluded he really believes what he’s saying? As usual I’ve highlighted in red the bits that made me laugh the most
All about him that’s why his wife looks like she’s had the life sucked out of her . He’s a narcissistic prickI can't believe he answered himself as being the buffest member. Surely most people would always use that as a chance to be modest and compliment a colleague. I've never seen the like of it
Has he ever looked after spud for a full day and night on his own?Course he doesThat’s why he chose to go on an adult only weekend, rather than spend the time with him before he went away ‘working’ for up to 8 months. Also chose to spend an extra night away this week just so he could be on the TV for 5 mins. Basically any opportunity he gets to be away from the family he takes it. Christ he even left him with Zelda than have to look after by himself but still carries on using him for content and saying what he thinks will please those Tena huns
After he's paid Off Limits (though they get him no work, so fuck knows why he's still with them!) and Polly their cut, he'll be left with less than £200. Factor the inexplicable hotel room, food and petrol/train fare and he's basically paying them to go on TV for two minutes!They all read here that Chris his manager can’t stand him but between him and Polly they get him no work so instead they have to feed his ego . It’s pathetic . It defo won’t be paying much two seconds on comps won’t bring much money in . Pathetic
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I think he tells people he’s a celeb . He definitely doesain’t no fucker ever ask for pictures with him ever
Yup. Doesn't help that he's so gaunt either.I had a feeling all along that was the case
polly is best friends with a girl who works for ITV
I think she gets jake the scraps nobody wants and because they know he’s last minute if they can’t find anybody else .
I don’t think they use him often so eventually he Won’t even get the scraps !!
pits so obvious she gets her friend to get him work because then polly makes money too
I love how the lose women ladies can’t stand him and cringe when he try’s have a laugh with them
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I mean the way he was holding that loose women card like he was presenting on the show or a star guest was ridiculous
hes so embarrassing
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Also off limits saying “ working with them “ because it’s Kate lawler actually leading the competition. Jakes doing the scraps nobody fucking wants .
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God he’s aged
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If he has I’m not aware of it. He once made out he did but that was when Zelda went silent on ig and somebody saw them strawberry picking in the Colchester area, if I remember rightly.Has he ever looked after spud for a full day and night on his own?
You know the answerHas he ever looked after spud for a full day and night on his own?
Fuckin hell! Karma in action right there. Totally collapsed face!All set for Halloween, no need for an MUA this year...
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Imagine if instead of a bunch of garage flowers he told flappy he’d take both boys out for the dayIf he has I’m not aware of it. He once made out he did but that was when Zelda went silent on ig and somebody saw them strawberry picking in the Colchester area, if I remember rightly.
Imagine being a self proclaimed father of the year and you’ve never looked after your son for more than a few hours by yourself in over 2 and a half years
Last time Cunty did that, he was still swimming around in his ballsack...Has he ever looked after spud for a full day and night on his own?
Gary Glitter!Might head to Southampton, wait at stage door, get an autograph, say I love him on TV, he's so brave, family seem lovely etc.
Then as I walk away, loudly fake a phone call to a bestie going "omg i cant believe i just met danny dyer!"
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