His trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so fucking predictable
Oh god yes. He's so fucking predictable. Anything for attention. I don't think Zelda breast fed him as a baby, that's the problem. He reminds me of a budgie my nan had, would sit all day staring at its reflection in its mirror, amusing itself... should call him Joey...His trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so fucking predictable
I bet he made a fuss about being stuck in the back. They wouldn’t do that to the star of the showHe will be fuming over the actual full monty in TV .
hes ipnot even in west end theatre
nobody is interested in this show lets Face it absolutely no eye candy I’d say Danny is the better looking out the lot !,
do We think he’s been told after the first few days to stop filming staff and posting it to Instagram ?. Funny how silent he’s gone
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Check Jake at the back nobody including him bet they think he’s a cunt
Exactly and yet where did it get him. Nowhere!His trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so fucking predictable
Omg, killed me off has freshly baked turd ffsAnother great thread title, they just keep rolling inExcellent intro as always Crazy.
Notice how he kept referring to 'my' wedding anniversary, no our or we to be heard. It really is always all about him. And when he said "It's only been a year..." every anniversary is special but the first year to me is extra special and should be marked as such.
He must be soooo missing those lazy carefree days all to himself, when all he had to worry about was what time to fit those 2 daily gym sessions in. He must hate his life right now putting in a normal day's work like everyone else.
No words for that manky, scummy lice bath. Filthy, unchanged water with him steaming in it like a freshly baked turd. Spouting meaningless shite which is only ever relevant to his own inexcusable life. How those Tena fannies come out with tripe like 'I needed to hear this' aarrgggh makes me want to throw my phone to the back of the dog kennel.
Anything to get attentionHis trousers accidentally fell down on purpose before everyone else’s what a bloody surprise - he is an absolute wanker and so fucking predictable
He'd eat his own shit if it got him views and attention.....Anything to get attention
First thing she does when she gets home is a Hello Fresh ad thoughFlapz looks absolutely thrilled to be home. I bet that place is like a shithole.
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Bet he went to the gym instead of going straight home.Well that will piss him off Sophie is having a bath and getting her and Leo to bed he will be furious they haven’t waited up especially for him
"Jake Quickenden, 32....." in his fucking dreams!Someone mentioned he’s already done the Real Full Monty on tv so did a search to see how much he flooded the entire event with his stories of grief, came across this article
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He couldn't put the video out because Maris probably ran past him and went straight for the fridgeView attachment 2399935Surprised he didn’t record a video, but he’s getting the engagement he so desperately craves with this grid post. Mr Predictable!
‘Been lost without this one but will still fuck off and leave him every opportunity I get’. Get ready for rinse and repeatView attachment 2399935Surprised he didn’t record a video, but he’s getting the engagement he so desperately craves with this grid post. Mr Predictable!
Came here to say the same thing , why doesn’t Jake just fill him full of sugar at the same time as winding him up, he’s a freaking awful “parent”Omg Sophie in bed there trying to sleep while he is pissing about with Leo god he is such a wanker he will get in his bath soon and leave her to try and settle him once he’s got his content
Just seen this x We know him so well..‘Been lost without this one but will still fuck off and leave him every opportunity I get’. Get ready for rinse and repeat
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