Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

[mollyann]

How fucking sad to post his own birthday online by 7amDear god what a freak

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s going to do a ton of stories today to make up for not being able to in the week That’s if he’s not too tired the poor love from working more than a day this week

 

[Joon]

Must be bloody hard up to sell that stuff. Take it down the charity shop you tight bastards...

 

[trine]

Maybe get a bit of discipline in that kid's life, stop babying him - he's three next February and get him an age appropriate bed you village idiot.

She's morphing more into Ronnie Barker by the minute! Nothing attractive about her whatsoever.

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She already has a child but you’d never know it! Who has a 9pm bedtime for a toddler? Dumb bint. Stop the baby naps, the bot bot, put him in a proper bed at 7pm. Tire him out during the day with activities and get off your phone. 9pm should be Freddie’s bedtime not Spuds.

 

[DeniseRoyle]

He actually looks pretty chuffed with himself in his blazer & knickers

 

[PrincessJeanie]

That’s definitely for the NTAs if she’s been invited again this year and he’s going as her plus one.

 

[Philimena cunk]

I wish he'd put a bloody top on. Is he sitting in FM rehearsals topless too?

He's probably sitting there stark bollock naked knowing that vain sweaty twat....

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

NTA’s - Jake Quickenden trying to get noticed for all the wrong reasons fucking idiot!

 

[Nixxs]

Maris is gonna be going to school still drinking from a bot bot they are such lazy parents

And in nappies

 

[Joon]

He's got more lines down the side of his nose than up them .

 

[Turtledove58]

Oh I laughed so hard at this! Anyway, the thespian is hard at work, said no one ever!

 

[mollyann]

Not much to celebrate when you live a fake arse sham of a marriage.She’s had two holidays without him and had to drag a friend to turkey as Dino came out to play.I think resentment is kicking in with flaps as what the actual fuck does prickenden bring to the table.Spoiled overinflated ego and a inability to parent his own son without his mummy shows how little this prick can do for himself when flaps not around.

 

[JazzFan]

I really wanna but but Im a lady and also dont wanna get banned but what an absolute bleep, not only she gets all that crap grifted for Maris, the beggy bleep can t even be arsed to get a sponge and clean it before begging for a tenner for it, what a p poor family they are. I absolutely do not beleive she gave any food that time she said she'd donated some, not if she's scrapping around for a measly tenner. Get a job!!!!!!

 

[Robin71]

Masked Singer is on in Minehead today that’s why he’s quiet he’s driving! Bet The Full Monty cast piss themselves at him going off to play a baby Dino at the weekend for pocket money

 

[plattyjoobs]

Have you all got work today? I need to know because Jake has got work today, did you know he’s got a job and has to go to work, I’m going to work too. Don’t think I would survive the day without knowing Jake has work and has a 1h30 commute there and back. Gotta go as I have work

I have work today, don’t know how I managed my massive commute down the stairs.

 

[Vanilla Ice]

Just showed Mr Vanilla those pics above of Fakey’s fighting fwends he said they look like gang of hillbilly’s - apologies if anyone on here is related to anyone in that group ”
Personally I wouldn’t want to bump into any one of them in daylight at alone in the dark

 

[IamMyaJ]

Can you remember that gifted work out mirror thing never been seen again I despise this haggard cunt so much

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

That’s definitely for the NTAs if she’s been invited again this year and he’s going as her plus one.

Back in the nosebleed seats. I wonder if Polly has gotten her clipboard autograph hunters picked out yet?

 

[mollyann]

Poor Fred with his head down on his knee.I absolutely hate the prick that is Jake and the intrusion into private matters that shouldn’t be on the internet.Everyone argues and if I lived with that arsehole I would tell him a few home truths.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

How long til he shares this I do think that Off Limits shouldn’t use photos of Fred or Leo though. Especially Fred the fact he’s not even his child