Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

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Looking at the state of him, he's definitely overdoing the gym. He also looks dehydrated, and probably juicing, which would explain why his veins are popping out.
He drinks, smokes and hoovers the oldwhen they have a few bob.
His diet looks appalling, flaps seems to cremate every meal
He's losing muscle tone and definition in his face.
Trouble is you can't tell someone like this moron to cut it down, as any criticism is a personal slight.

He'll more than likely to have a heart attack/stroke out if he carries on.
 
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Great day fuming with loraine
Apart from the ‘fuming’ he’s got a real strange way of telling time. He was on for 5 minutes tops and he’s saying a great ‘days’. Gets to rehearsals at 1pm and refers to that as a days rehearsal as well. Fuck me a days ‘fuming’ and a days rehearsal on the same day. He really is a modern day wonder managing that Stupid fucking cunt. Amazing how excited he gets being on a breakfast program that no one even really watches
 
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Is that flaps trying to show her £130 swimsuit or whatever it costs.Wtf I’ll lay it in the sand and try to look cool Someone needs to tell these two that they are just so boring.Is she buying likes on her posts as was has she ever got 5000 likes
 
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What a fucking bizarre photo. A shit coloured costume on the sand Then the others of her posing on a rock and the one with her arse hanging out Also why did she mark her Lake Tahoe post as an ad yesterday but she hasn’t today
 
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And he’s shared his post yet again.He’s just so pathetic it’s becoming a bit scary how addicted he is to posting online
 
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Pink haired cunt You lot are so funny I’m on my first stop smoking day wish me luck .Only been a hour and nicotine patch doing fuck all
Good luck. I quit 20 years ago, using patches. Best decision I ever made. Actually smelling & tasting food, amazing!
Does Ickenden smoke?
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You lot are doing it to me again, confusing me with your avatars .

This thread is a tonic, no thanks to Fakey but to the fun we have in the chats about him.

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Gosh, they’re scary!!!
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What IS that lump on his face??
 
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He’s weird
presenting is not Two seconds on loraine
boring old twat like Lorraine nobody his age watch the shit
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What does she do beg loraine to give him two seconds …. Nobody likes the cunt that’s why he’s been jobless and dressing as a Dino ffs
 
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I thought that was Tyrone from Corrie in the front.
 
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Fucking hell no one cares.Imagine if he actually worked a full 50 hour week instead of 12 years of doing jack shit
 
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Oh here he is again done a few hours work had a bit of a drive and he’s doing his training like the workaholic he is just fuck off you massive pile of turd done with your I’m such a grafter nonsense this week
 
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You can tell from the 4 ice creams which is flappys put some meat on your bones, eat a tub of ice cream miserable cow
 
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Fuck me - had a break from this clown and come back to him pretending he's some grafter who works all the hours under the sun.

Bro, you've been unemployed all year. You don't know what a full days work is!

Look up wanker in the dictionary and there should just be a picture of him.

Hope everyone is good
 
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