Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!

[bargainhunt99]

How fake is this? Poor Fred can't wait to get away from him. He looks so uncomfortable.

All fake and forced but watch his face drop at the end. That's the real Fakey - a cunt.

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This twat has far too much time on his hands. I cannot wait for The Full Meltdown when he actually has to work. How long until all the fake illnesses come out again?

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So Flapz would divorce him if he said she had put on weight but quite happily takes his passive aggressive comments about her all the time. Boy she must be desperate!

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Why does he have to eye fuck all the time. It just looks forced and unnatural.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I see the pictures she sent to him and of course he had to share yesterday.Nothing is private with that fake twat.And lol joon I think of her everytime I see the ad now after you mentioned it
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He’s following a sex therapist tell me your marriage is dead and buried

Bloody hell!!!

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

I got the impression they have gone travelling so they are stopping at an air bnb with her sister.

Yes this is most likely whats going on but Fakey made it out like they we’re staying in a “nice” Air B&B and didn’t say they were going travelling with her sister! He’s such a prick!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Now he's fawning over the Combat Institute's new ice bath set up.

 

[ChastityDingle]

I can guarantee he won’t know any of his lines by the time rehearsal starts or by the actual show. He’s a dumbo.

This springs to mind

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Urrgghh… he looks utterly haggard WHY CANT HE SHOWER AT THE GYM?!?! Nobody needs to see that much sweat

Omgggg he doesn’t look well at all.

 

[bargainhunt99]

I’ve lived with pulsatile tinnitus for almost 20 years & I’m also partially deaf in that ear. He has no idea how frustrating it is & draining. I need a hearing aid with a white noise generator but Covid derailed it all & I have to start the process all over again. I hate when people pretend to have an illness or disability & plaster it over social media. This jobless, workshy hypochondriac is really grinding my gears. Silence? With tinnitus I have no idea what silence is

It must be horrendous. Does it come and go like Jakes supposed tinnitus?

 

[cazellie]

Thats the thing @Joon he’s not a normal bloke! Like you said he’s a pansy (you’re killing me with you’re comments I love it) and no chance they will get that broken wardrobe door fixed because its ideal for when Fakey eventually decides to come
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Yes im loving the C Dawson thread at the moment🫢 some more Fakey shoud join us as its very similar to Pricks thread. You can easily join in as our Queen Crazy’s done a fantastic wiki which she updates daily x
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That cunt couldnt even build a sand castle

@CrazyBaldhead has done amazing with Chazza Wiki!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

You can smell the desperation!

Fasting going well I see!

 

[Justdee]

This lady talking about what touring performers(can't make.myself call him a actor) earn, she doss say its variable and with him being such a big star who knows but I bet its not a lot more

 

[cazellie]

Sorry I don’t know, I never watch her or Flappy cos I can’t stand Zeldas wonky mouth and Flaps gigantic tongue and fake posh voice. Are you maybe blocked?

Ah I thought it was on her account and just watched his stories on Iganony as I'm blocked by him. They are both desperate

 

[cazellie]

Oh was it Emmerdale? Haha shows how much attention I was paying

I’m sure it’s both. I’ve stopped watching her it’s just a load of nonsense she chats I’m surprised she’s got as many followers!

 

[VC10]

If he was a chocolate biscuit he'd eat himself, vain talentless cunt.
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Can't wait for Freddie to get to 14/15, he's about 6ft3, built like a brick shithouse, and punches him in the face for being a cunt to him and his mum ...

he goes down like a sack of spuds - syrup flies off & lands on maris

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

The £250 he’d have got in the day for his clip being played on YBF is probably more than he earnt for this

lol I had wrote that but the comment was getting too long and turning into me rambling on but yeah it true he would have definitely got more for sending to YBF on VHS

 

[JazzFan]

I dont think he could spend 2 weeks fully with his family. Very sad.

They really can’t

will they be spending their first anniversary apart?

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He was definitely doing RaRa last night, I love how they’ve hash tagged in #minidino View attachment 2361769
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Sorry if this has already been posted, not managed to catch up

He’ll delete this when he sees it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Did we ever find out what it was he was doing with or filming with davina mccall that day?

No, not yet.

 

[ChloBo_81]

"Cunt Patrol"- I'm dead

He was looking for a new opener for his videos; why doesn't he open with: "Hi Fakeys!"

Go on, Fake- I dare you!

So since my suggestion yesterday he has, of course, directly addressed us with:

"Good morning you scrotums!"

"Cockwombles! How's it hangin'?"

"Alright scrotums?"

Address us as "Fakeys" you twat. We are the only people talking about you so you should appreciate us in a perverse kind of way

Edited to add: that beard is fucking comical

 

[JazzFan]

How many times does she touch her hair , the McDonald's eyebrows crackes me up, when I saw the advert on tv I just saw her, and now I cannot unsee it lol .....

I still can’t believe she blocked that person for mentioning it
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I see the pictures she sent to him and of course he had to share yesterday.Nothing is private with that fake twat.And lol joon I think of her everytime I see the ad now after you mentioned it
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He’s following a sex therapist tell me your marriage is dead and buried

Noooooooo he isn’t is he? they should be banging like rabbits less then a year married

 

[Joon]

🥱 She gets on my nerves like him..Yawn...