Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!

[ChastityDingle]

He'll be sat stark bollock naked at the first table read....

Absolutely. Idiot!

 

[Nixxs]

That’s his real body fucking freak.Matt a legend now god someone punch this phoney arse prick pleaseView attachment 2357126

Where did the abs go lol

 

[Philimena cunk]

Now she’s doing ‘ads’ for holiday giveaways The fact she has no management/agent she must spend so much of her day contacting companies begging to do about insta ‘work’ for them. I don’t believe for one minute she gets all these gifts/ads because brands have contacted her. Why would they? Get ready for all her aff links (or ads as she now calls them) while she’s away. Always seems to bombard her stories with them whenever she’s on holiday.

She obviously does fuck all with the kids then if she's glued to the phone begging.
What an absolutely shit way to live
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Occasional work via cringe worthy ads which generate a few hundred pounds, or gifted items which don’t pay bills or a guaranteed salary working a 9-5? It just doesn’t make sense, chasing a dream where he’ll always be on the prowl/beg for work seems too stressful. In the long run it’ll be awful for Leo and Fred watching their dad/stepdad embarrass himself?

Leo doesn't live on this planet, poor kid, and I imagine Freddie is conflicted. On one hand, he must be embarrassed by his antics, and his schoolmates must take the piss. On the other hand, he must piss himself on the quiet, he acts all Billy big balls, and all he gets on s crumbs from other zilch listers table, and dressed up like a fucking mozzie. ..
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Found his next outfitHow 1080 sad arsed people liked his post is justView attachment 2362388

That could be his new masked singer outfit.
He looks like he's got bubonic plague from the head on baby Dino...

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Dearie me, that bloody advert what the hell embarrassing or what

 

[mollyann]

At least we won’t have to see his ugly mug for a while.Has he unfollowed premier inn lol does he honestly think they are going to use him in adsOn threads asking about the strictly line up got six comments mostly his freak arse followers saying of course you should be on it Ten hours driving for two hours work ha bloody ha

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

He's going to be like a dog with 2 tails today after getting 'bigged up' in the Scum. No mention of ab filters strangely enough

 

[LilacLady53]

The captions sum him up, aside from the 10/10 for effort

 

[Purplehaze456]

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WTAF Actor dear lord That has to be the most cringe shit I’ve ever seen

The biggest ick there is!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Urrrggh! Flaps school of photo poses...View attachment 2358349

State of that another one that loves herself more than she should. Skegness not an option then?

 

[VC10]

I'm embarrassed that I've watched this what are those bloody things on his feet?! He is a walking, talking ick

What sort of place did DoorMatt get his car from? A good secondhand place would sell their cars already cleaned

Probs one of those ex-fleet car supermarket places?
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The biggest ick there is!

Fucking hell there's something wrong with him

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Your 'husband' is just a desperate loser Flapz and desperate for money.

Have you spent any quality time together before you go to the USA?

No, thought not!

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It had to be Spongebob (Squidward).

It's fucking peanuts!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet he’s begged her to share that cos his engagement on it is so shit

 

[Justdee]

It was blink & you'll miss it. 2 scenes over 2 episodes, I think?

I saw a clip once on here I think but can't find it on you tube...almost like hollyoaks are ashamed it

 

[Justdee]

Imagine telling your mum that’s the arm you masturbate with she’s also as bad asking him! It’s got 12k likes in an hour, they’ll both be loving life. Pair of wrinkly bastards.
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Don’t forget global superstar, Michelle McMassive

Not any younger fit ones is there haha
Itv still being careful after ps.
And its not on the telly

 

[Luvabitagoss]

I thought this at first, but think he’s trying to close the door so Purdy doesn’t get out.

Ah good thinking

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Saw this and thought of you Fakey, you wrinkly old ballsack.

You're the one on the right carrot cock.

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I'll start a new thread Fakeys. X
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New thread:

Jake Quickenden #78 Jake ICKenden!

A huge congratulations to our @plattyjoobs for our new thread title. Short, sweet and to the point! 😘 A recap of the previous thread can be found in Wiki 3. Carry on Fakeys! 😅 Previous thread...

tattle.life

 

[Philimena cunk]

Nottingham have now put on their website for FM tickets that Fakey won’t be there 3rd & 4th November, so looks like the fight is still on………

Hopefully Paul the joker will have turned his face inside out for the rest of the tour......
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Hopefully.....

 

[ChastityDingle]

I always think wouldn't you feel like an absolute idiot posing around like that. And as for the outfits...

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

So she's off tomorrow? Do they honestly do anything together?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He's just shared her 'dress up' reel. I think DoorMatt is also being drained living with the jobless energy vampire Zelda. Imagine waking up every morning to her fucking eyebrows that look like the McDonald's logo!

Poor bastard probably needs a damn good fucking shag!

 

[Joon]

Hope he is feeding Purdy ..