Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Who let the dogs out!!

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The size of that bird's pupils on the right! Fucking hell 12" vinyl right there!!
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Oh look, is that Martin who had the 'hair system'?

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Fakey sounds pissed

 

[Nixxs]

Maris was trying to climb over him to get off. Fakey went in for a hug then Maris squealed and he let him go!! I love the new name Maris!!
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Give it up ffs!

He obviously has NO sniff of work this week!

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Using that song coz he runs like a girl?

 

[VC10]

How long before they are up at A&E with Leo?
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Christ, if these photos are only just over 2yrs apart I would be seriously worried! That fucking syrup in the left photo!!!!

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Maris: "Durex, Durex, Durex, eeee eeee"

Flapz: "The T Rex House?""

I'm crying!!

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" durex durex"

 

[stargirl23]

Talking about her shoe collection then this ad comes up

 

[ChastityDingle]

And have they done anything to prepare Leo for the move from his cot to his bed, you know the bed that Fakey put together even though it was a TWO MAN JOB apparently. It's not always straightforward, like any change in a small child's life.

Knowing this idiot and his carry on, he will probably think it's as simple as just dumping him into it at bedtime when in fact, it's something completely new to the child. And especially as Leo can't communicate well, poor little boy.

 

[Cocobaby09]

Spud won't like it, spud will fall out, spud will be mashed

Maris Mash

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Pity he didn't use the screwdriver on his head because he's definitely got a few screws loose up there rattling about!!

 

[stargirl23]

Why the fuck is he recording niknak touching his nips. Makes me feel sick
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New thread

Jake Quickenden #70 Sad, desperate, an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet

Congrats to @CrazyBaldhead for the title. Amended slightly to fit, the original was Thread Suggestion: #70 Sad, desperate and an absolute muppet. We keep pulling the strings on our No. 1 puppet! previous thread...

tattle.life

 

[plonkington]

Has fakey been on the sauce already?

 

[Joon]

So sad TT.....

 

[ChastityDingle]

She's a horrendous, slobby, chavvy excuse for a mother. I was fairly indifferent to her but since following her threads I despise her.

I couldn't keep reading them tbh. I fully agree with your summary of her.

 

[IamMyaJ]

For some reason I thought he was taking Freddie?

On no not a half and half scarf christ he really is a plastic fan

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[ChastityDingle]

I forced myself to listen to the clip where he is slurring and he says something about seven months (I thought?) when talking about Love Island?

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

This has done me in

Me too @stargirl23

 

[bargainhunt99]

One word - MANGINA!

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Well how fucking interesting

 

[gagzi]

If they'd bought a cot bed in the first place they wouldn't need to. That's what I did and converted to a bed with a little duvet and pillow when she turned 2. Was low to the ground in case she fell out. They said he climbs out loads anyways so don't know why they continue to keep him in the cot

They can't afford a bed

 

[Cocobaby09]

They both need to switch off the phones and get ordinary paying jobs.
Never gonna make it as social media stars/entertainment industry...
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GRIEF ALERT... GRIEF ALERT...!!!
INCOMING POSTS!!!!!!!

One of the strictly professional dancers has been diagnosed with breast cancer.....
Expect the grief thief to muscle in on the announcement

Poor Amy he better not piggyback, grief thief that he is.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

I don’t think you can name them as they are not calling themselves public figures or influencers or actors or singers but that makes sense @PrincessJeanie im sure Freddie will attend the wedding abroad.

& have some nice photos taken

 

[Philimena cunk]

Only messing, no you weren’t fakey you’re just saying that cause you realised he’s a professional and could ruin you in seconds

What did Cunty comment??
I'm not on tik tok?????