Jake Quickenden #69 posing with Goochi in a dirty glass. Keeping up appearances but we know they on their ass

[Cocobaby09]

I ventured briefly onto the Charlotte Dawson threads recently after seeing them mentioned here. Her poor little child - another extremely careless set of parents to say the least. Depressing.

On a much lighter note, it can be fun to click on a thread with a mad title, from time to time, and read it even if you haven't a clue who the person is .

She's a horrendous, slobby, chavvy excuse for a mother. I was fairly indifferent to her but since following her threads I despise her.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Why can't he just enjoy the cuddle without making sure that one eye was on the camera?! He is so frigging weird! He is never living in the moment because he's so focused on recording absolutely everything!

Maris was trying to climb over him to get off. Fakey went in for a hug then Maris squealed and he let him go!! I love the new name Maris!!
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Give it up ffs!

He obviously has NO sniff of work this week!

 

[bargainhunt99]

I just find it hilarious that they now film all their content in that teeny tiny loft

Oh hello Jakes brother

If Fakey had left his boat race alone he'd be a lot more attractive. Damage is done now bro.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Definitely unravelling!

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Imagine putting your gym gear on and going to the shop just so you can repeat a story that you have already done twice and neither times was it even funny! Plus who gives a shit if he is in gym gear? He does know that people call in to the shops on the way home from a workout? Bellend

It's honestly pathetic.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

They're soon going to find out that having a slide on a bed is a massive mistake!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Sorry but no and why and omfg

She’s sooooo deluded, is she really going to wear that? No wonder Jake is deluded as well.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

That's Chabuddy G out of People Just Do Nothing. Very appropriate programme when this twat does fuck all in a day.

You've put a flat-pack kid's bed up ffs. Get over it. It's cunts like this that Mr Crazy, who has his own building company, would stamp on with his size 13s.

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Are you allowed to name them on here? I know his name and his profile is open and yes he got married yesterday. Can’t see Fred anywhere but sounds like they’re having a second wedding abroad so maybe that’s when Fred will be there. Fred wasn’t at Flappys register office ceremony either was he?

I don’t think you can name them as they are not calling themselves public figures or influencers or actors or singers but that makes sense @PrincessJeanie im sure Freddie will attend the wedding abroad.

 

[Sunny Jules]

Just rewatched it and you're right! I love the name Maris too!

I think as well that Leo was about to bite again

 

[ChastityDingle]

The more you see of her, it becomes more obvious exactly where he gets his nasty passive aggressiveness from. I’m sure Flappy can hold her own with her if needs be. I bet if there’s friction between them, he won’t film that and put it on his stories though

He is so stupid he probably would.
I didn't watch the cheesecake clip but I think that shows how dim he is, that he didn't think how that reflected on him.

He would probably think it was oh so funny to show the two women having a row.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just read that Celebrity Hunted started filming again today so obviously another series that he’s tagged before and said he’d like to do, has overlooked him. Says something when 2 dancers from SCD get asked to take part but a TV presenter and actor like him gets ignored

 

[Joon]

Fuck all that painting at her age, get someone in to do it, either tight or she thinks she's 30 years younger ! Done nothing but moan .....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

B A R A N D I N G shoot today!! I'm dead!! These people are just so illiterate!!!

Maris is stuffing his face even on the photoshoot. Looks like another load of chavvy shit.

I hope it fails spectacularly!!!

 

[ChastityDingle]

'The three stooges' as a title for that last clip, springs to mind, can't think why

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

WTAF is she wearing OMG those awful jeans with those clumpy trainers and that black top she always wears state of her with those jeans and those trainers Her fashion sense is as bad as his!

 

[Joon]

Conker bollocks is looking at Man United menu bet fanny flaps is having hers out of a box .

 

[Joon]

Maris is looking at his bed !!!!!! He has posted.....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Let’s hope he’s bought a present for Freddie as he’s bought himself the new Man Utd training top. Shame he’s not bought a new pair of trousers to wear with it Yet again the beige ones are out

 

[Notredamn]

He’s sooo desperate and she is so pregnant. They’ll have gone to see his mum to break the news.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen voting has opened for the NTAs. I wonder the fact he’s now such a ITV regular will he get his own invite with one of the many shows he presents on or will he be relying on being Flappys plus one again courtesy of Fake Bake