Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!

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Fake Potato is deffo not Fakey Boy!
 
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Why the fuck did she post about the lemon tree, and then couldn't remember where she got the pot? Why didn't she check her emails, or banking to see where she got it. She should at least be prepared for her silly, irrelevant posts if that is supposed to be her job?
 
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Jake and his tiny carrot dick getting hard watching himself on TV. How pathetic, can not wait till he gets his head punched in off Paul. He will be thinking that he is gonna win but he is gonna be an embarresment as usual. Imagine having to train whilst apparently doing a big musical tour as this is what he wants us to think his new job offer is. Wonder how much him and his teeth wil be paid for the fight
 
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She knows exactly where she got the pot from. She’s playing dumb so it gives her the excuse to find one like it that she can do an affiliated link to
 
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What a waste of a £500 gifted play house doubt the little terror ever goes in it.So prick would rather film himself on tvwhile his entire garden is a shit hole.Stick your hello fresh up your skinny arse
Them, and the fucking awful hello fresh advert itself have ensured I'll never go anywhere near them
 
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Maybe i missed it...but did he post anything re the DOI final?
No nothing which is weird considering he’s their biggest fan and won it in 2018 and is so brilliant he’d be a better judge than Oti only thing he posted was the tweet about Neil and him getting shitty with his response
 
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Why would you put a lemon tree inside a dingey little loft, it's going to die within a few months, twats
 
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All those rats will have a field fare! I‘d so feel embarrassed if any of my friends and family saw the state of this!
 
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1 Million Euro is what the winner gets and Paul is donating the money to a Liverpool based charity if he wins and Fakey im sure IF he wins will keep the money as he probably needs it to pay off all his outstanding and overdue loans and part rent/part mortgage arrears . Paul has shown him up un-intentionally already and he hasn’t even taken the piss out of him yet, he seems very nice and because he is doing it for charity hes not going to be doing the slagging off youre opponent pre fight build up thing, there is a five minute interview on Talk Sport on you tube and he explains why he doing it.
(Went a bit wild with the uploads but it just shows how humble and normal and ordinary Paul really is)
So while Im on a roll I have one more bit to add so OKTAGON obviously asked them to send them photos with their families just relaxing at the weekend, Paul provides a photo of his wife and two kids and OKATAGON have put this Emoji beside it while Jake gives them a photo of just him and Freddie and OKTAGON put this emoji beside it WTF?? where is Flaps and Leo???
 
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Date night was in London with their holiday “fwiends” last week now its burnt hello fresh fish and under cooked real potatos cut into chips in their filthy kitchen has she never heard of par boiling
 
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Date night was in London with their holiday “fwiends” last week now it burt hello fresh fish and under cooked real potatos cut into chips in their filthy kitchen has she never heard of par boiling
She still hasn't got an air fryer either I see. Obviously nobody's gifted her one.
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Fakey posted a 'humble' post last night. We all knows what happens when he does this eh? No mention of that 'recall' yet?

 
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Yeah Fakey. Choose the family shot with your half a step son, where the smile doesn't quite reach his eyes and you have the big fake donkey tooth smile. Nice touch.
 
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Fuck those donkey teeth, Dick Emery teeth are taking over his face .......
 
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Just watched this. The power behind that Paul's punches! Just imagining his fists knocking seven shades of shit out of RatBoy! I am getting more tempted to go to this by the day!!

 
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