Is there any actual room for a bed base the mattress looks very close to the open door
Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!
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I was thinking that as it's tiny up there! Also when the base is in they're definitely going to have to watch their heads!Is there any actual room for a bed base the mattress looks very close to the open door
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For the amount of time it took to take this ridiculous picture, he could have put them away. Pathetic.
Who the hell would want these? I highly doubt she's giving them away anyway. This is to look 'charitable'. If she was that charitable, she would've taken most of the crap she put on Vinted down to the charity shop.
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Boy is she scraping the barrel or what? Doing her hair with a box dye! Absolutely riveting stuff.
She's definitely had more lip filler. She can hardly talk.
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Boy is she scraping the barrel or what? Doing her hair with a box dye! Absolutely riveting stuff.
She's definitely had more lip filler. She can hardly talk.
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There’s only one reason she’s doing it herself and that’s cos it’s a damn sight cheaper and she can’t afford to have it professionally doneSo is flaps trying to get free hair dye and who cares what you put on your head.Has she had her lips filled again can hardly speak or is it the pretend posh accent she usesWhy is prick posting mental health helplines he now thinks he’s some kind of spokesperson bleeping idiot.
any money she’s got is obviously going on more cosmetic work looking at her face 
I still don't really have any idea who this fella is. Clicked on a post a few threads back when it had 10-15 replies and got hooked. 
This is revolting.
welcome to the funniest thread on tattle. Have a look at the Wiki and see what this desperado is all about!I still don't really have any idea who this fella is. Clicked on a post a few threads back when it had 10-15 replies and got hooked.
She has really fucked her face up. She looks like a man!There’s only one reason she’s doing it herself and that’s cos it’s a damn sight cheaper and she can’t afford to have it professionally done
Often thought about it, but I'm enjoying the ignorancewelcome to the funniest thread on tattle. Have a look at the Wiki and see what this desperado is all about!
Just seems a sad gay man
Bet she's been phoning the BBC for him to present match of the dayWill be interesting to see if his biggest fan and cheerleader/ publicist can work her magic and persuade her contact at ITV to get him on that show
Welcome! He was an X Factor reject donkey's years ago. WIKI is at the top. This thread is hilarious!I still don't really have any idea who this fella is. Clicked on a post a few threads back when it had 10-15 replies and got hooked.
Desperate cow begging for something every day!Who the hell would want these? I highly doubt she's giving them away anyway. This is to look 'charitable'. If she was that charitable, she would've taken most of the crap she put on Vinted down to the charity shop.
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Boy is she scraping the barrel or what? Doing her hair with a box dye! Absolutely riveting stuff.
She's definitely had more lip filler. She can hardly talk.
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She's been trying to get an Emma mattress which every Instatwat has been given and now box hair dyes! Just buy one and try it out, like the rest of us do. 
5 seats..... bleeping hell. If he doesn't get it by now that nobody likes him, or even remembers who he is, he never will...So the man he’s fighting is currently on a sell out tour in the uk
even sold out at Colchester meanwhile jakes big night with Jake has still only sold five seats and been shared multiple times
nobody likes you Jake and ticket sales for the fight will be down to Paul
Off Topic but I’ve seen Paul twice. If you ever get the chance to go and see him go he’s so funny.So the man he’s fighting is currently on a sell out tour in the uk
even sold out at Colchester meanwhile jakes big night with Jake has still only sold five seats and been shared multiple times
nobody likes you Jake and ticket sales for the fight will be down to Paul
Read your amazing recap @CrazyBaldhead and immediately ran to the last thread to pick up the piping hot tea!Recap:
We started off the previous thread with Leonora dressed up as a turtle for World Book Day. They were one day late as it was the day before!!! So the poor little sod walked into his nursery looking as ridiculous as his father did at Butlin's dressed as the infamous RaRa!!
The next day they ventured into London for the Together For Short Lives Ball although no description of the charity's cause or fundraising was mentioned. Obviously yet again, they were handed spare tickets at the last moment. Fakey was dressed up in a black bow tie and walking along the back streets of London like a James Bond on crack whilst Flapz filmed him. Flapz was wearing a cheap lycra dress with a massive stain on the front and did an #aff link about her crappy silver bag. She even had the cheek to put it up for sale on Vinted the next day for £35!!! Whilst at the Ball, Fakey shouted out to James Jordan constantly to grab his attention. He was blatantly ignored and it was honestly like the 'Dan' scene out of Alan Partridge. He did manage though to get a selfie with Simon Cowell who obviously had forgotten who the duck he was!!!
The next day was Freddie's birthday party; his 'bit of a son'. We saw him blowing up 65 balloons for a homemade balloon arch 'as it's nice to make things yourself'. No, you wasn't gifted anything was you? During the party he disappeared upstairs instead of helping out with his stepson's party and then completely disappeared that night altogether!
The night of The Glitter Ball 2023 for Sarcoma arrived and Fakey went with Polly Parrot instead of his 'wife'. Polly Parrot was tarted up like a cheap escort and was thirsty af. He posted a strange 'I love you' photo to Flapz on his stories and like we all said, screamed of guilt. Is Polly Parrot getting his carrot?
He performed a few totally inappropriate songs about drugs, incestual rape, prostitution and strippers whilst balancing his phone on his knee. Polly was on the floor filming him like a witch on heat whilst he looked completely off his chops sweating like a flasher in a playground. Very weird vibes were going on and highly unprofessional also!
The next 'Big Challenge' was announced with Oktagon MMA. Hopefully his opponent, who is giving his fighting purse all to charity, will knock seven shades of bleeping tit out of him. Are you giving your fight purse to charity Fakey? We highly doubt that you scumbag.
He returned from the Ball and then went food shopping in M&S making sure everybody saw the trolley. Unfortunately, Flapz even managed to burn the pre-packaged food!
Another night out. Yes, another one!! This time to the premier of John Wick 4 accompanied by his 'mate' who looked like Skeletor's twin brother with a hint of Penfold, who likes to have 'petit walks in Green Park sucking on a cigar' and acts like the biggest, pretentious wankstain that you ever did see. What a combination they were that night. Luckily Keanu Reeves didn't cross paths with them or they would've been pulvarised John Wick style!
The next day as he was on yet another comedown, we had a story about 'a white dove who glided over his car and winked at him'. Just lay off the drugs bro! He then started calling out Flapz about her bad timekeeping 'giving him anxiety'. He then sat on the toilet singing about 'not being able to tit by himself' while Leonora played with a metal tape measure that could have had his little eye out.
Leonora was playing with stickers on the table and Fakey said "Yeah, that's fun int' it". Hiya Fakey!
They then went off to the farm and he constantly made passive aggressive digs to Flapz about being a cow and letting her coat get covered in tit. Don't put that coat on Vinted!!
Freddie's birthday arrived and he put up a post mainly about himself of course. Freddie came back from school opened up his presents but Fakey fucked off for the night in a budget hotel that apparently 'caught fire' as he was on Loose Women.
His appearance on Loose Women was for five minutes. He came on like Bruce Forsyth on a bad trip, pushing a drinks trolley with cocktails on, kept making the audience who were 70+ go woooo too much and fluffed his autocue. He then came on a bit later with cocktails for the panel. As he walked off he tripped up. The audience and panel laughed at him. At least he managed to get a selfie with Tommy Fury!!!
He is appearing with the Emmerdale cast today and interviewing 'Paddy'. Paddy is currently suicidal and this will be centred on talks on mental health. Could meeting Fakey finally push Paddy over the edge?
We had some tea. Some very hot tea about Fakey and Polly Parrot being intimate. We shall continue this.
Is Polly Parrot getting his carrot?
Is Flapz being cheated on?
We'll find out after the break.
*Jeremy Kyle theme tune!!
Carry on Fakeys and keep that hot tea coming. I'll provide the sandwiches!!!!
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Our suspicions are confirmed re Baldilocks and Polly, who must be absolutely bleeping desperate as far as I'm concerned.
Parking up here and will catch up with this thread as things are finally getting interesting.....
Those balloons have been up a week they’ll be deflated and shrivelled by now. Just bin them.Who the hell would want these? I highly doubt she's giving them away anyway. This is to look 'charitable'. If she was that charitable, she would've taken most of the crap she put on Vinted down to the charity shop.
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Boy is she scraping the barrel or what? Doing her hair with a box dye! Absolutely riveting stuff.
She's definitely had more lip filler. She can hardly talk.
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So for 2 years on and off he had been desperately trying to get some sort of TV documentary on trolling. Then he moved on to the grief narrative and began following, tagging TV stations/companies and basically talking to anyone that would listen, hoping for a documentary on that instead. Now he’s onto mens mental health 
It’s so obvious what he is trying to do. Anything that gives him a sniff of a chance of being on TV and he’s there.
In a weird sort of way, I’d actually like to see him get some sort of program on MMH because I think it would finally show him up for the fraud, that we on here, already know he is.
I’ve never in my life come across someone with supposed mental health issues that loves the limelight, publicity and attention the way he does and I think people would realise this if they saw a snippet of just how self obsessed and desperate for fame he really is.
It’s so obvious what he is trying to do. Anything that gives him a sniff of a chance of being on TV and he’s there.In a weird sort of way, I’d actually like to see him get some sort of program on MMH because I think it would finally show him up for the fraud, that we on here, already know he is.
I’ve never in my life come across someone with supposed mental health issues that loves the limelight, publicity and attention the way he does and I think people would realise this if they saw a snippet of just how self obsessed and desperate for fame he really is.
And that chevron shirtCringe at that and the worst thing is the shoes/clod hoppers.....
at least it was buttoned up the scaby ridden bleep. ( I always piss myself when you say clod hoppers because my dad uses that word if someone is stomping around the house or hob nail boots
,maybe a phrase in his day but it craics me up when you say it lol)But don’t you know in his and his publicists
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