Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!

[Shesaidwhat?]

I still don’t think this marathon will be happening not with him in the costume anyway.

 

[stargirl23]

I reckon Fake Potato is a Tattler but who

Yeah I agree. No idea who it is but it’s one of us and they’re bloody hilarious

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I’ve been conducting a bit of research and I think he’s decided to be the David Brent of the social media world. The earring, the waistcoats, the white suit and hat…he even does the cringeworthy looks to camera 🫠

Only differences are that Brent had redeeming qualities and is a fictional character!

Absolutely this! He's morphed into David Brent! Do you remember the 'motivational speeches' as well? Except David Brent never sat in a warm 'ice bath'.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I reckon Fake Potato is a Tattler but who

Imagine it’s Door Matt

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Yeah I agree. No idea who it is but it’s one of us and they’re bloody hilarious

Either one of us or somebody who reads Tattle. Let's face it, millions can read Tattle without joining!

 

[Lico]

I think he's hoping Holly leaves TM soon, as is rumoured. Then Alison moves into her place. Then Josie will be promoted, and he will get a few handy wee segments. Then world domination.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Final of DOI tomorrow and no live with OK this week he said he was hoping to go to the final. Suppose it depends if Polly can get him tickets

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Final of DOI tomorrow and no live with OK this week he said he was hoping to go to the final. Suppose it depends if Polly can get him tickets

I can just imagine Polly Parrot singing "Everything I do, I do it for you.....!"

 

[Bestlife@60]

What’s with the going upstairs with Leo to tit about on a mattress? If I was soph I would duck off out while he’s up there as it’s obvious he doesn’t want to spend time with her!

 

[stargirl23]

What’s with the going upstairs with Leo to tit about on a mattress? If I was soph I would duck off out while he’s up there as it’s obvious he doesn’t want to spend time with her!

If I were flappy I’d lock him up there and throw away the key

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Final of DOI tomorrow and no live with OK this week he said he was hoping to go to the final. Suppose it depends if Polly can get him tickets

Holly is probably burning any spare tickets as we type.

 

[AsilGT]

Final of DOI tomorrow and no live with OK this week he said he was hoping to go to the final. Suppose it depends if Polly can get him tickets

I do think recently he’s holding back a bit on announcing what he’s doing it’s obvious he reads here and likes to play games with Tattle so won’t be surprised if there’s a very smug selfie posted tomorrow

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Oh no, now she's started doing tit in the loft now ffs!

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Oh no, and there's a cameraman for him!

 

[mollyann]

Wtf is her latest postthree hours to edit it dear god woman go get a job.She’s 30 looks 40 and thinks she trendy.Please someone tell her to stop

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

I see she got another molar chair but with feet (it’s nice tbf) but did she cut that shirt with a sissors? Is it supposed to look like that? This must be the new playing dress up area and showing us “todays attire” , she must of had to pay for the mattress and the chair lol , it seems the freebies are not happening with this tit loft conversion.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Is there any actual room for a bed base the mattress looks very close to the open door

It would also make it impossible to get of bed without twatting your head on the wall

 

[Luvabitagoss]

His earring dangling and wobbling around all over the place is driving me mad.

Hope pauls smith rips it out of his ear.

 

[plattyjoobs]

I know MH is different for everyone but I couldn’t imagine someone with crippling depression, anxiety being able to run around on TV acting like a big kid and being desperate to socialise with all these new people! I know there is high functioning mental health where you can lead a really busy normal life without showing you’re struggling to people but he’s just an attention seeker.

I will give him this that he could try and get a documentary about and have a realistic chance of being diagnosed with - NARCISSISM.

Just dropping this here again:

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Flaps has been using box dyes for a while now I noticed as the colour fades too quickly and she then does it again. This could be simply because she can’t afford it or she’s after an a advertising deal for home box dye’s more like.

 

[plattyjoobs]

I’ve been conducting a bit of research and I think he’s decided to be the David Brent of the social media world. The earring, the waistcoats, the white suit and hat…he even does the cringeworthy looks to camera 🫠

Only differences are that Brent had redeeming qualities and is a fictional character!

Jacob Brent: Life in Desperation
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Oh no, now she's started doing tit in the loft now ffs!



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She’s so wooden, it’s painful to watch.

I’m all caught up now so no more spam from me