Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

[Cady1954]

Gotta love Butlins acting like the fucking CIA. What they gonna do if you squeal? Have you assinated by their ninja redcoats? Fuck off Butlins.

 

[Fat-tits]

Love the pillow wall in the bed, she really doesn't want him near her. And the fact she's had to block him from splurging on his sky porn addiction/babestation

 

[jackickisadick]

Hi folks, haven’t been here for ages because Jake is such a boring bastard. I see nothing has changed.

I posted a lot of comments on OK that was met with two of his seven fans defending him. Yikes, imagine them finding this place lol. Stupid fucking slags.

Anyway, thanks for the recaps and updates on what a boring bastard he is. High time sometime told his fucking horrible brat of toddler to stop hitting that cat too.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Maybe he’s been away filming a mega secret project I still can’t believe how he couldn’t stay off his phone for his honeymoon but managed to not post for his whole first weekend back. He should stay off Insta more often, as somehow he’s managed to gain 500 new followers since Friday

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

" GOT TO GET YER MONEYS WORTH........ MATE.."

It will never get old this clip!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I vote he’s rocking backwards and forwards in a dark room. They remortgaged that house thinking the honeymoon would catapult them into influencer royalty and it’s backfired spectacularly. They’ve made a luxury resort look less appealing than a wet weekend in Blackpool.
They can’t compete with the pregnancy/ birth announcements as the only sex that occurred on that holiday was them overhearing the couple in the next hut.

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

I might be able to summon up the merest hint of respect for him *if* he finally decides that paying bills is more important than striving for this elusive fame. If he decided to ditch the gram, the posing, the lies, the utter shite he comes out with, does the Marathon quietly with no IG hype, becomes a good step dad to Freddie, stops belittling his wife & seek couple counselling for them both, have the fillers removed from his face, give up on the dodgy dated syrup, stop dining out on family who died many years ago, I could go on but the list really is endless. But anyway if he attempted all of this & more he stands half a chance of some sort of happiness but more importantly his two children will benefit.

But what AM I going on about? We all know this won't happen - as you were lovely Tattles

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

He’s been on insta following couple more accounts. An old has been kids presenter from years ago and the postcode lottery, either hoping he can win it or be one of them really annoying presenters that come knocking at the door

I play the postcode lottery, if that cunt rocked up at my door he be told to fuck right off!

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

I don’t believe for 1 minute he hasn’t been on social media - he can’t do it. He’s maybe not been on his main account - but this wend I suspect he’s been trawling and reading. I suspect it’s not nice to read how much of a cunt you are but let’s face it - there is a serious and worrying cost of living crisis & it is impacting in so many way.

Seeing people who are famous for nothing with no redeemable talent or because they have x amount of followers being gifted holidays, clothing, things for their home, even food, leaves a bad taste in peoples mouths and understandably.

People are working hard to earn money just to pay for bills & food - they are struggling to pay for this and at times it’s still not enough to cover outgoings. Then to see some CUNT who was on a reality show years ago attempt to flex whilst people are struggling leaves a bad taste. This is maybe due to it not being a honeymooon, it was a content creating holiday in an attempt to monetise and try and make money. It’s so transparent now it’s painful - the desperation is on full glare. No sympathy at all.

Happy Monday folks - I am currently in the process of doing a Marie Kondo but failing badly as my pile to throw out is non existent but my pile of “Oh I forgot about this, I’ll never wear it ever again - I have to keep it”

 

[kizzykizzy]

Lol at the bolded.

Honestly, really disappointed. We had Barry from Eastenders first so were quite excited and he had a good voice, but then it was Jake and half the audience didn’t know who he was.

 

[riddleme89]

Do you all remember when his uncle died somebody come to the thread from his family saying how disgusted they was and that he never seen his uncle ….

i remember it because the poor man was dying and Jake never visited but he did a post about it and it was over a week after the mans death but he acted like it just happened … I don’t even think he knew because he ain’t close with his family but then used it to gain sympathy …. He then posted pictures at the funeral

 

[stargirl23]

Do you all remember when his uncle died somebody come to the thread from his family saying how disgusted they was and that he never seen his uncle ….

i remember it because the poor man was dying and Jake never visited but he did a post about it and it was over a week after the mans death but he acted like it just happened … I don’t even think he knew because he ain’t close with his family but then used it to gain sympathy …. He then posted pictures at the funeral

Yeah I remember that. They said he didn’t even bother with the family or the daughter of the man who sadly passed. But he shared her stuff on insta then a photo of the service book on the day, vile disrespectful man

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thanks so much for my thread title which at the moment is very appropriate!

He's definitely come back from the 'Moneymoon' with a bang!

Recap to follow and Crazy's clip collection.

Jake Quickenden #56 Went on OK Live acting all cocky and fly, but then Neil and Becky made him cry

Excellent thread title from @fredster2018 , the OK Live was the gift that keeps giving and made the world’s most boring honeymoon a lot more memorable - as well as spawning a whole load of new avatars! Special mention to @Frosty knickers for coining the newest nickname: We had a final number...

tattle.life

 

[*Cherrycola*]

Well that's one pregnancy announcement that he won't be commenting on for attention

 

[stargirl23]

Model? I think you need to go specksavers flappy hun

 

[riddleme89]

I seen a podcast somebody talking to Ed Sheeran he said you will never find him taking selfie’s on Instagram he thinks it’s for people who are very unhappy in life . For people that are not doing well in life . He basically described Jake . You don’t need to post constantly on the gram but Jake does and I agree with Ed Sheehan you must have a lonely unfulfilled life to do that .

 

[PrincessJeanie]

So when he comes back, it will be thanks for all your kind messages, I’m fine, was struggling with anxiety/mental health/people trolling me/missing my dad & brother etc… and needed some me time. When in truth he’s been licking his wounds and working out his next move/narrative to use. Well unless he’s had a top secret work project he’s been filming this weekend

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Amazing to think Leo is nearly 2 & Charlotte Dawson's son Noah has just turned 2 and compare them to Kate Lawler's daughter Noa. She's just turned two & is reading books, reciting them from memory, singing songs & speaking in sentences. Three children all in the glare of SM but two of them severely disadvantaged by it by lazy, fame hungry parents.

 

[Thatbird71]

Is she that fucking stupid? He is nearly two and still in a cot and using the changing unit to climb out of it and come down the stairs! Put him in a low todddler bed and get a stair gate you dick before he falls and cracks his head! As foe the fucking miserable face on cap boy he can fuck right off does fuck all most days and as soon as he gets some 'work' he is moaning! Long ass day its 2 minutes singing on stage no wonder nobody employs his stinking whinging arse

 

[Xxcxcc]

Butlins Jake. Back to the holiday parks are we. Was that your work. EEE I'm pissing myself and half the people didn't know you. You are fucking desperate. Cheers newbie for the info and welcome he may aswell be a red coat at this point. Nothing wrong with that, but that's beneath him, hence why he hasn't adcertised it . On the same bill as Barry from EastEnders. Bet he was trying his best to sing aswell, thinking he was amazing. Awww Jake Jake fake, you can't hide it bro, your a singer at holiday camps and you fucking hate it boy, oink oink