Jake Quickenden #57 He's constantly dragging up the past but just how long will his fake marriage last? 🤔

[mollyann]

Can’t copy link but found him
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[CrazyBaldhead]

Been crying with laughter since I popped on here this morning. I love Tattle!

He really is scraping the barrel now. I couldn't resist!

 

[riddleme89]

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate them anymore grief is the most beautiful thing in your life? How delusional

My husbands sister killed her self yesterday he’s been nothing but beside himself he hasn’t posted in fact he’s not even on social media at all … Jake never cared about his loss he just used it to try get sympathy to get on TV and he absolutely did the sob story is the reason he got on these shows in the first place . He has no talent and nobody’s interested in him it’s obvious he isn’t grieving he’s just using it for clout !!

 

[bargainhunt99]

JQ#58 Fakey's popularity has dropped so far far that now he's having to dress up as a ra ra

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

What in the name of pouting, frowning & eyebrow cocking shite is this? If my husband did that for a photo I'd kick him up the backside.

 

[kizzykizzy]

So he didn’t go to work today, unless it was a singing gig. He wouldn’t be able to keep whatever he was doing quiet otherwise.

Lol at having to pretend to be at “work” for Tattles sake. Sad sod.

He’s at Butlins Bognor Regis…...doing the masked singer. Don’t think I’m supposed to say as they asked for no photos or videos etc as it ruins the surprise. I was really disappointed when I realised it was him!

 

[Hayze2384]

Before it gets removed

 

[Philimena cunk]

That title should read GRIM.

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She needs to get a paying job out of the house.
It's like looking at a badly dressed matchstick.

Haha made me lol
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We all wish you'd both fuck off and never come back...

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Fuck me sideways...that's 22carat comedy gold
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I'm on that like a tramp on a ham sandwich.....
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Got the WHOLE LOT!! THE WHOLE FUCKING SHITSHOW!!!! OMFG how CRINGEWORTHY IS THIS WHOLE SHOW!

FAKEY DRESSED AS A RA RA IN THE LAST CLIP. ABSOLUTELY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING!!!

Well spotted!

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Nobody knew who the fuck it was.... absolutely fucking
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Got the WHOLE LOT!! THE WHOLE FUCKING SHITSHOW!!!! OMFG how CRINGEWORTHY IS THIS WHOLE SHOW!

FAKEY DRESSED AS A RA RA IN THE LAST CLIP. ABSOLUTELY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING!!!

Well spotted!

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Fucking hell, you could have heard a gnat fart when he turned round. Couldn't get off the stage quick enough...
Fakey, if you don't twig now you're a has been , you never will...
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Jake and Nik Nak..

 

[IamMyaJ]

I can just imagine the phone call:

Polly: Jake I’ve got you a gig on the Masked Singer

Jake: OH MY GOD Polly I can’t believe it I manifested it that will show those trolls.

Polly: Yeah so you’ll be an extra on the half term butlins schedule….

Jake: ……..

 

[VC10]

Fucking Max Wall

 

[riddleme89]

Catching up I just paid £60 for my make up and hair done and got home decided no I’d rarther stay in my pjs and drink wine
So I did a Jake and made sure I took a thoasand selfies for facebook so everybody can say how amazing I look thinking I’m out then I will remove the make up and eat cheese and drink wine in peace

my husbands at work he thinks I’m out with the girls he’s coming home to a drunk wife

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

#58 Thread Suggestion

Questioning the 'Meaning of Life' as he's stuck with no work and a BEARD for a wife!

 

[Philimena cunk]

This will make you laugh, fellow fakeys...
I've just got a badge off OK magazine on FB for being a top contributor.......
Even THEY hate him ....

 

[stargirl23]

He’s a RA-RA for his son

 

[Melaniejane79]

… well he was kinda right . …

 

[riddleme89]

Dead
most people at that big bash have only 1 or 2 tickets left …… Jake has 12 he’s sold one seat which no doubt is somebody from off limits or polly

if that doesn’t show you how unliked you are then I don’t know what will ….. even more hilarious he shared it to his Instagram and out of all his followers nobody has bought a ticket

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

He’s not taking a break - he can’t do that.
We all know that he’s maybe not on his main account but he’s on insta on on of his many many many other accounts. This is the only thing that keeps him somewhat relevant - if he’s not on socials, what’s he got ? A family, but that’s not enough - FAME is what he craves soo desperately.
So I don’t believe he’s on a break at all.

Hey PANTO BOY (my phone automatically adds a waving hand whenever I write PANTO BOY and it automatically does caps too) .. all that time you must be spending on here & the cats account, and Leo’s accounts and various other accounts.

Hope everyone is good - it’s not even 3 and I just opened a Stella, this good go very wrong.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Got the WHOLE LOT!! THE WHOLE FUCKING SHITSHOW!!!! OMFG how CRINGEWORTHY IS THIS WHOLE SHOW!

FAKEY DRESSED AS A RA RA IN THE LAST CLIP. ABSOLUTELY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING!!!

Well spotted!

 

[Turtledove58]

Hello desperate Dan! You cringeworthy wanker! Stop using Fred as click bait. The reel is every bit as mankey as you are

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

The fact that he posed this way on a jet ski that was going NO where.