Jake will be hoping we are thinking him and her have had an argument so that when he is back on insta shit hot Monday morning posing all lovey dovey, he will think he has got one over on us. That's how sad his life is. He will hav been refreshing tattle life all day. Imagine being a 35 year old man and being ordered to stay off social media by management. That's when you know you have a problem. As for saggy tits, the caption it's all fun and games, oh yes it is and I have had a Lot of fun watching your downfall. Got all the ads in the end of last year and now she's sharing aff links. Get a real job. You and him are never gonna be famous. You ain't ever gonna be a supermodel ya a skinny little crater faced burnt bitch who begs on insta and has to sleep with that absolutely vile ugly man. I feel sick at the thought of that big nose going anywhere near me. Poke her fuckin eye out with that. That feeble tiny skinny penis aswell, imagine having to live with that. Both Jake and Sophie, it's absolutely comical. Small dick syndrome, trying to pretend he doesn't care that its miniscule when in reality it kills him. Makes up for it in the head department tho doesn't he. His head is absolutely fucking huge and mishapen, like his nose, he was hit with the ugly stick that one. Can imagine them sitting in their basic house tonight, sniffed off their nuts and Jake chewing her ear off about all the God awful trolls, even getting on that emotional buzz and needing her to console him, then all of a sudden the confident buzz kicks back in and hes like I'm gonna prove them wrong Soph, I'm gonna be a big star and get us a mansion and likes just like Stacey Soliman, next thing he knows it's 5am in the morning and the birds are tweeting and odd jobs screaming
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