Apologies if this has already been posted. of course Rott thomas would be biggin up his bro and promoting unsafe usage of ice baths ..
Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead
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I can't actually believe he was sat in his car saying he was going to go boxing for some "me time" 
his entire bleeping life is me time, he literally does nothing, he's got no job, no apparent upcoming work,no friends or family that he spends any time with, doesn't have any charity/volunteering commitments, doesn't appear to take the kids to any form of activity, doesn't get involved in helping getting the kids ready for school, doesn't go food shopping, doesn't do any form of work/DIY round the house, doesn't drive anywhere if he can help it.HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS ME TIME
his entire bleeping life is me time, he literally does nothing, he's got no job, no apparent upcoming work,no friends or family that he spends any time with, doesn't have any charity/volunteering commitments, doesn't appear to take the kids to any form of activity, doesn't get involved in helping getting the kids ready for school, doesn't go food shopping, doesn't do any form of work/DIY round the house, doesn't drive anywhere if he can help it.HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS ME TIME 
Can you imagine going to the Maldives (and on your honeymoon) and still being on social media documenting everything 24/7 cos you know thatโs exactly what theyโre going to doGod help us all this going to be flappy trying to film everything
Remember his interview where he said he was looking forward to going so they could put their phones down and concentrate on just them 
Iโll use Jac Jossa as an example because sheโs one of the only z listers I follow on Insta. Her husband took her to the Maldives for her 30th birthday (yes Fakey thatโs a decent 30th present 
) Neither of them put anything on socials the whole time they were away. She did a couple of stories once they were back basically saying she hadnโt posted anything because she didnโt want to rub in it peoples faces in the current climate. Could you imagine Fakey or Flappy doing that not a chance in hell. They need to be careful though. If they plaster it all over Instagram and come across as showing off, people wonโt like it. They both lost followers in Dubai and the same will happen again especially if like we suspect, itโs been gifted as well 
So desperate for attention he's got his Willy out. Pathetic.
Absolutely rightI can't actually believe he was sat in his car saying he was going to go boxing for some "me time"
when the prick has to do a tiny bit of work, he does nothing but moan. Then he wonders why no one gives him any work except for 3 minute slots on LorraineMaking me sing that Alesha Dixon song, The Boy Does Nothing
Does he clean up, no he never cleans up
Does he brush up no he never brush up
He does nothing, the boy does nothing
How long until the honeymoon now
gonna be comedy gold that is
Just strap it to fakeys head and let him run around like a dog with a go pro....God help us all this going to be flappy trying to film everything
Fucks sake, who cares...
I was just thinking this, if they donโt do anything today then surely thatโs it? Unless heโs going to do something on their #gifted honeymoon?
Honestly is it just me or are the pair of them going on as if because theyโre having a loft conversion, they are suddenly living in a mansion in the countryside? The house is still in the middle of a housing estate. Yes it will be a 5 bedroom instead of a small 4 bedroom but the house is still only an average size for that area. The rest of the house is still a bleeping tip. Sheโs hinting for freebies on her account all the time but I wonder how long before they start being active on the home account again if they think thereโs a chance of utilising it 
That Willy pic had me howling nope I think that was deffo it a paper cracker hat a wet (not in a good way) 12 hours in a hotel watching boxing and drinking gifted champagne woohoooooo wow just wow. And as for filming 24/7 in Maldives if I went there with my husband filming would be the last thing on our minds unless we suddenly started up an only fans account
nope I think that was deffo it a paper cracker hat a wet (not in a good way) 12 hours in a hotel watching boxing and drinking gifted champagne woohoooooo wow just wow. And as for filming 24/7 in Maldives if I went there with my husband filming would be the last thing on our minds unless we suddenly started up an only fans account Fakey's a magician
Abs in one pic no abs in the video ffs does he think everyone is bleeping stupid
Abs in one pic no abs in the video ffs does he think everyone is bleeping stupid
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ewww and itโs fully erect as well
What a sick perverted man.ewww and itโs fully erect as well
Fakey put your pecker away Iโm trying to enjoy my fried brunch but seeing thatโs put me right off me sausages
What is it with these head โ influencers โ thinking we wanna see them get in a bleeping Iโve bath โฆ.. Day โฆ.. after day โฆ.. after day ????? 
like bore the duck off !!!! Who cares ????? Iโm sick of seeing them as much as Iโm sick of seeing air fryers lol
like bore the duck off !!!! Who cares ????? Iโm sick of seeing them as much as Iโm sick of seeing air fryers lol
He might be shadow banned again hence you can't search himNope donโt follow him for obvious reasonsHavenโt ever commented so he has quite possibly searched for me on insta and blocked me
his neighbours overhearing him talking to himself in the garden ice bath every dayโฆ
Why is this suddenly a "thing"? Nobody gives a tit!What is it with these head โ influencers โ thinking we wanna see them get in a bleeping Iโve bath โฆ.. Day โฆ.. after day โฆ.. after day ?????
Do you follow Being Robbo? She sprang to mine when you mentioned airfryers - she's obsessed! 
In his fake boss pants
I hope all you people that are not blocked are reporting these stories for nudity. Surely he should be putting some sort of warning on them - Status