Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[plonkington]

I feel like I need to apologise for the horrific mental images I may of inflicted upon you fakeys with my previous post, nothing an ice bath won’t sort out

 

[riddleme89]

Exactly what he did with Gemma when people called him out on it he soon changed his tune

I don’t think off limits are still his management if they are they ain’t done fuck all for him seems polly is only getting him on TV she’s only a publicist so she won’t get him an actual job .

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Long time Fakey lurker here... can't stand the twat... but I am sure they've had a bust up following her piss poor 30th! She has deleted the picture of him and her from her pics of the night weekend away, not one couple picture!! Very odd for a pair of newleyweds that haven't even been on honeymoon together yet!

Welcome - great spot! Lurk no more. We need more spies who can see as most of us are in the famous Blocked Club! We all got blocked for saying something petty or even liking somebody's post and then got hunted down! Just shows how 'delicate' these two are!

He genuinely believes that he's such a celeb and so fit, that if he walked into the villa, all the the girls would be swooning over him and desperate to get with him. He's deluded. He thinks he's a heart throb. Revolting, ugly, two bit bastard.

And don't forget he wears that rotten syrup glued to his scalp! I don't know why the vanity? Own it. Bald heads are sexy on the right physique!!

 

[instashun]

He can get fucked if he starts with Happy Valley!

He’s only 3 weeks behind like usual and jumping on a bandwagon

 

[PrincessJeanie]

She’s sad she got no presents so no doubt her mates treated her to it

and she probably drove or is it only Fakey she has to chauffeur about

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Fuck me I know he is desperate for content but now he’s sharing her OOTD reel does he think if he shares it, she’ll get more likes and he can then take the credit? Fucking idiot.
Also @stargirl23 can you please when you’re free, screenshot his story that features bambi & bear - thank you in advance

 

[stargirl23]

I spent my 30th in bed having my second miscarriage. Think that even beats Flappy's shit show!!

I’m so sorry beautiful I’ve been there myself 3 times and it’s never an easy thing to go through. Sending you all the love xx

 

[VC10]

I absolutely loath this whole sticking out your tongue thing! forgive me, I’m old! I was born in the 1960’s

Agreed. It's pathetic

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

It wasn't a weekend. It was a ONE NIGHT stay you moron!!!
(Can somebody link this shite up for the blocked club?) x

 

[riddleme89]

For the blocked club

So your telling me she gets in just a cold tub and Jake gets in with no expression at all

fuck off also can’t see any ice or can’t they afford to buy any in Tesco

 

[plattyjoobs]

Oh well Flapz, at least you can always count on the girls. Your husband basically did fuck all for your 40th!!!

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Wow, that birthday celebration looks LIT

Bloody love this

I think so, illiterate prick.

 

[HMC]

Just had a nosy on Twitter and they had people in ice baths on Lorraine yesterday. Is he in Bolton to jump into a giant one there
What could he possibly have to talk about on that show again….it’s painful

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Why is Polly Parrot saying 'wallop' in her post when fans of Happy Valley are going there and it's fuck all to do with her. That interview was shit. They're calling him a presenter now ffs. Full interview of TWO MINUTES is in the article. Even the headline doesn't make sense. Why spell a cafe a caff ffs? It's not Eastenders?

Happy Valley cafe in Bolton used for *that* scene now has huge queues

Business has 'soared', the manager said.

metro.co.uk

 

[riddleme89]

He knows he looks a twat doing these ice baths … he’s taking the piss out of people like Jake yet jakes commented .. please somebody call him out and comment he hates when people reply to him because then he has to delete his videos

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Why are comments turned off here I was dying to leave a comment. My day is ruined now

I bet people were calling him out. I know they have on the Lorraine FB and Twitter account

 

[MrsG03]

What's on his hand now?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

How somebody can scramble their way through life being so illiterate and thick is beyond me. The menopause does not instantly make you incontinent and have bladder problems you vacuous moron! I see as soon as he got home he fucked off to the gym again. What an utter sham of a marriage! There's only one way to solve that:-

 

[fredster2018]

Well said Fredster! xx

Thanks Gagzi, I was on one last night

Whatever he’s up to today he will think that he’s relevant, important and give him his pathetic 5 minute buzz to his massive stupid ego.

 

[Thatbird71]

So she posts a reel he reposts the two bits that he thinks make him look like dad/husband of the year the arrogance literally pours out of him

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

No not just you I honestly thought they’d be doing something this weekend but were keeping it quiet as a way of one upping us after everything that was said last week It’s not that I thought he couldn’t be that selfish, tight and uncaring because we all know he can but I thought he’d do something really special for her. 1. To get content for the gram 2. To get his minions telling him what a wonderful thoughtful husband he is on the gram and 3. To show off how generous he is on the gram. I mean he’s that fucking shallow, he even did a story on Xmas day just to show everyone his ‘Gucci’ backpack

I 100% agree I was like surely he’s gotta do something just for the insta “love” like all the tack and those horrid gem baker boy hats but nope nothing…. If that doesn’t prove that he’s just not into her I don’t know what will! Bet if it was panto Jed he’d be doing everything including a rainbow balloon arch!