Jake Quickenden #52 jobless, manic and sick in the head and he's still making money out of the dead

[stargirl23]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in designer clothing it’s all ASOS. Never see him in big names .
she must be disappointed getting nothing for her birthday from him .

99% of their clothes are Ali express

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Good God, comparing that shithole to Kim Kardashian's house. Is she still high on coke the deluded bitch? Even she's getting out of breath going up those stairs! "The colour reminds me of it". It's DRIED PLASTER YOU SILLY CUNT!!!!

So Fred's 'roof of his room' isn't complete yet? So does that mean he's being turfed out into a garden shed? I think you mean CEILING you thick munter!

I'd like to see a King Size Bed put into that tiny room!!!! Absolutely laughable! I still reckon Fakey is getting his own bedroom. Separate lives they lead! A marriage of convenience!

Anybody wanna buy a knackered old tea towel?

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

When Fakey gets older and he can't wear that stupid syrup anymore, he'll be like Herbert the Pervert out of Family guy with fixations on young boys. He's already got the leathery, wrinkled skin!

Oh my god you’re so right! He is Herbert

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Guys I’ve been in a car crash my car hit a car in the snow I’m shaking .
sat with cup tea now

Hope you’re ok

 

[Rob2401]

Hang on a minute, didn't he get a haircut last week sure it was on his stories.
Check out his stick on wig in this picture ffs you can clearly see his own short hair at the back and the long syrup starting partway along. Such a find from you @CrazyBaldhead that wig place where he went with his 'friend'

looks like something has crawled on top of his head and died

 

[Hayze2384]

Hello my lovelies have missed you all
.xxx just catching up xxx

Hope you are well Joon xx

 

[stargirl23]

He’s a fine one to talk, only thing that motivates you fakey is the money

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh well Flapz, at least you can always count on the girls. Your husband basically did fuck all for your 40th!!!

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Is that a birthday celebration or a funeral tea? Faces on them.

 

[stargirl23]

Fakey put your pecker away I’m trying to enjoy my fried brunch but seeing that’s put me right off me sausages

 

[Philimena cunk]

Oh well Flapz, at least you can always count on the girls. Your husband basically did fuck all for your 40th!!!

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Who put their fag out on the top dish...that food looks fucking disgusting...

 

[Thatbird71]

So the hotel has not been tagged as gifted wonder who paid for it then? Definitely wasn't that skint bastard perhaps she put it on her credit card still can't believe he didn't get her anything like someone else said why not call into Zelda's on the way home pop out for a meal together? Maybe he's pissed off his mum aswell

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Ugh that maccies ad has made me feel sick. Don't talk with your mouth full you absolute cretin

I hate the crap. Haven't eaten it in well over 20yrs. McBellyAche then the McShits. I don't know why anybody eats the shit especially when there has been documented evidence that there is so much crap in it, it doesn't even rot.

McDonald's cheeseburger and chips that hasn't rotted in TEN YEARS

Reddit user standbacknow, believed to be from the US, posted a photo of decade-old burger and fries from April 2006. Commenters were quick to point out that the food doesn't look mouldy.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[mollyann]

He really is a complete and utter freak .The half naked posts the stupid speeches is really turning my stomach.Just why is my question and who actually replies to his shit.It’s disgusting seeing his ugly body and who gets a kick out of itHe must rewatch and get a thrill my thinking

 

[stargirl23]

Hello my lovelies have missed you all
.xxx just catching up xxx

Hope you’re ok love

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He hasn’t even driven himself down. I’d be boiling if I was Flappy had to chauffeur them all to her birthday night but he can get a car.

I think he has driven himself as well today. Pretty sure he’s in his car in his stories. He definitely had to drive to Leeds from Colchester yesterday.

 

[Heneghs]

hello micro dick!

Pal? Wot a knob, he still hates u Jake,

 

[Rob2401]

Flappy hun please stop, you are so wooden

•Face@sandrafromthechippywhodoesquckieinjectijnsibthebbackroom

 

[intheindustry]

I can’t believe she plans on telling everyone their evening routine with Leo, did I hear that right, who actually messages asking for advice. Surely everyone gets in to their own teatime/bedtime routine and her routine is probably shocking.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Great '40th Birthday' Flapz. I've seen more fun in a fucking graveyard!!! You must certainly both be desperate for freebies when you've spent most of your birthday filming utter shit for the Gram!

'From your 'beautiful weekend'?? You only travelled down late Saturday and was kicked out on Sunday morning!



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He looks like he’s straining for a shit in that photo of them both pouting.

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

No mention of Fakey in Lorraine’s what’s coming up!