Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

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instashun

This is just proof that he wants to be famous for ANYTHING. He doesn’t actually want to be a singer, performer or presenter. He wants whatever is easiest. So his new angle is grief and health anxiety.

Bet he won’t mention on Lorraine he was told it was in his head. That he smokes. That he doesn’t put a top or hat on his toddler abroad. That his wife plasters herself in tanning oil to cook herself. Despite all this worry he has
 
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lizzolyn

Just had a look at their rosta and its mainly love islanders and towie people who hardly do any tv appearances; theres no chance he will get far with them. Wonder if he will leave them one day or they will not renew a contract with him?
 
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instashun

To be fair the guys hair looks decent but why lie about it if you do have one. You can’t go from bald to a full head of hair and expect people to believe it just grew back

Thought they were advertising a different baby brand not long ago?

And this my friends is the lady who is so busy she needs a pa… but can do several videos telling us she’s washed her hair and deciding if to grow it or not. I probably need about 5 pa’s if that’s how we are working it out
 
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Philimena cunk

lizzolyn said:
Just had a look at their rosta and its mainly love islanders and towie people who hardly do any tv appearances; theres no chance he will get far with them. Wonder if he will leave them one day or they will not renew a contract with him?
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Bet they've forgotten he exists....
 
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CrazyBaldhead

If it wasn't bad enough Flapz doing an outfit of the day, she's now starting on NikNak too ffs!

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riddleme89

I'm at cheshire oaks a hot spot for z listers in Cheshire I come all the time . Anyway not seen one person on a phone filming themselves. Shows how sad his life is that he films his every move .

What exactly is the nattative then is polly just getting him work by appearing on TV for 5 minutes talking about past work anxiety and his brothers death . Imagine being that bad you jave no actual talent it's true what Jimmy said in the jungle he has no talent he's not actually known for anything . Sad prick
 
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cazellie

Only just catching up. It really does 'read' as though he has thought up the questions himself. They are always along the same lines eg when can we see you next on tv. He is actually very desperate and it shows. I started following him when it came out about the 'trolls' about his newborn baby and I thought he was ok during lockdown (though I didn't like his icks or the Barbara wig). He used to do fun things with Freddie and not be too serious. How sad things have turned out all because he can't be arsed to do a hard days work as he wants the fame/money without the work. She is a cling-on who thinks she is Posh Spice.
 
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riddleme89

Why is she giving a toddler a fuxking newborn bottle I don't get it .
 
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cazellie

I'd be devastated if he was in the main Strictly as it's one of my favourite programmes.
 
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riddleme89

I can't see Lorraine or this morning keep having him on . They had joey Essex on and he said the last time he was on way years and years ago when he was really young . He's made money and still is . Only thing jake can do is beg for five minutes hut it won't pay the bills will it . Its not a every week slot .

CrazyBaldhead said:
A beard trim and a new syrup!

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Take the filters away and il let you know fakey
 
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PrincessJeanie

CrazyBaldhead said:
Oh ffs and here come the aff links. Nobody wants them.

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She makes it sound like she’s doing people a favour

CrazyBaldhead said:
A beard trim and a new syrup!

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22 what in dog years

cazellie said:
I'd be devastated if he was in the main Strictly as it's one of my favourite programmes.
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I’m going to start early and message Strictly and beg them never to put him on and explain how desperate he is (if they don’t already know) and how viewing figures would suffer and no I’m not joking x
 
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Philimena cunk

CrazyBaldhead said:
Oh ffs and here come the aff links. Nobody wants them.

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She'll be selling them all soon on eBay for the funds for the honeymoon....

gagzi said:
And a filter or 2..take the filter off and you look about 50..sad little man
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Syrup care for baldy...


He's got a fivehead like the trenches at the Somme....

CrazyBaldhead said:
If it wasn't bad enough Flapz doing an outfit of the day, she's now starting on NikNak too ffs!
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For all we go on, anyone noticed how happy the Goblin is when it's just his mum?????
 
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Xxcxcc

fantastic find @CrazyBaldhead . Jake you are 35 and you wear a fucking wig. How hilarious Nd you try to pretend it's a hair transplant whic is bad enough. Don't let soph pull your. Wig off in the heat of the moment. You fucking sad act. Wiggy
 
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