Celebrity Naked Attraction. Now there's an ideaDon't encourage him. He would seriously do ANYTHING to get his mooey on TV. 'Celebrity semen stains'. Can YOU match the vial of spunk to the celebrity? 'Starring' Jake Quickenden, Peter Andre, Carl Woods, 3 other ex's of Jordan and Kerry Katona's drug dealing cabbie ex hubbie Mark Croft. Judging panel - Amanda Holden, Josie Cunningham and some bloke that came 15th in the 2nd series of X Factor.
Not if he’s one of the ‘celebrities’Celebrity Naked Attraction. Now there's an idea
I am the Queen of Receipts!!!!!! Jah LoveThank youcan always rely on you or @CrazyBaldhead to come through with the goods Honestly the bullshit he spouts in this article Obviously this is his new ‘career’. Selling mundane stories to the tabloids. Wow let’s all aspire to be like the ‘Churches’ in life
They’ve deleted my comment yet again
I was about to say that must be a Tattler with Polly parrot
You'd need a microscope to see his todger.....Celebrity Naked Attraction. Now there's an idea
Spot the Micro Penis!!Celebrity Naked Attraction. Now there's an idea
micro? has it grown ?Spot the Micro Penis!!
Is this ok?Can somebody please screenshot his stories for boots ad. Not clearly marked again.
So Flappys given up advertising Childs Farm so he can get some work insteadHe’s as wooden at ads as she is.
Is this ok?
That’s brilliantIs this ok?
Anytime xThat’s brilliantthank you as usual x
She might manage to get him on a red carpet, trash mag deals and 5 min appearances on morning TV but to get him a place on a primetime Saturday night show on the BBC, I doubt it very much. She’s not a fucking miracle workerPolly is gonna be working overtime this year trying to get him on strictly
She would want to be selling herself to make that happenShe might manage to get him on a red carpet, trash mag deals and 5 min appearances on morning TV but to get him a place on a primetime Saturday night show on the BBC, I doubt it very much. She’s not a fucking miracle worker
David Attenborough must be shitting himself with that news....Heard it all now, a TV presenter and make documentaries give over Fakey will you. Never gonna happen in a million years. Jobless and desperate, hoping anyone is going to offer him work, dream on wiggy, if they see your Instagram no fucking way how many fucking stories today ffs this honeymoon is going to be comedy gold
Plenty of time to read tattle on your holiday Fakey
She'd have to be fucked on live TV by a pig to get that ....Polly is gonna be working overtime this year trying to get him on strictly
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