Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

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PrincessJeanie

Thing is interviews in the gutter press and trash mags won’t even pay as much as flappy gets for 1 ad on her insta stories put it this way, they certainly won’t pay the bills. Plus Off Limits will be taking their cut and now he has to pay for Polly to I thought he said he wanted an actual career? He really doesn’t. He’s happy to just do whatever as long as it gets him some publicity and keeps him in the public domain.
Edited I should have known but I didn’t realise the sad cunt had shared these interviews on his stories The desperation literally seeps from every pore
 
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Keepingupappearances

Thai green curry is usually a tad on the green side. So don't know whats gone wrong there. Also wondering why hes eating his tea in the utility, perhaps he's been banished there now he cant afford to pay the mortgage
 
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CrazyBaldhead

riddleme89 said:
Why is she taking her dinner to the laundry room
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to get two bottles of red wine to disguise the putrid taste. He'll be picking budgie droppings and seeds out of his Turkey teef all night!

He must be paying Polly Parrot a fortune to get him in the red tops and magazines. Thing is, no amount of PR will make you likeable. You're a fake cunt.



Well done Polly Parrot for showing the articles. They looked shit. Your job must be like portraying Gary Glitter to appear wholesome again to a family audience. You're definitely earning your money girl. It must be exhausting!

Here's a good one!

Jake Quickenden QUITS social media following extreme trolling

Hollyoaks actor Jake Quickenden has revealed he's quitting social media due to constant negative comments aimed at him. Read more on heatworld.
heatworld.com

And another one!

Jake Quickenden: ‘Edwina Curry had a perv over my body’

Jake Quickenden is spitting his turkey sandwich on the floor. We’ve just asked...
heatworld.com
 
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PrincessJeanie

So some of her answers to the q&as basically translate to they are skint. They didn’t add dinner to the desert package because food was free at hotel. Didn’t get the flash passes at WB because would them cost more. They only went to WB and the Mall and nowhere else because apparently that’s more like a holiday but then lists all the stuff there that’s good for kids that they didn’t even visit does she believe the crap she comes out with? even worse do her followers believe it? Sad thing is in this present climate people would appreciate it if they held their hands up and admitted money isn’t free flowing but instead they carry on in the pretence that life is rosy and they are very comfortably off I think him selling his soul to the tabloids/mags proves how full of shit they are amongst other things.
 

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Xxcxcc

Thing is there magazines are a one off. They know your dad and brother are dead and that you have been on dancing on Ice, can't write same things weekly can them 500 quid here and their might pay ya leccy bill, thats about it. Scraping the barrell aren't we. Surprised you aren't paying them to publish you m does he think being in mags will get him on tv. Silly boy, creaming over being in a shitty magazine . People just watch insta tbh rather than read mags and you ain't popular on that are you. ya brother and dad's dead incase you forgot , may as well get a fucking dictaphone and shout it and then maybe your thick head might realise they are gone and you will shut the fuck up you absolute bore, bet his headstone will read Jake quickendon, the man who's dad and brother are dead
 
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riddleme89

Give over jake you won't quit social media like you won't quit wine and fags

riddleme89 said:
Give over jake you won't quit social media like you won't quit wine and fags
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That heat ones from 2020 still on social media I see
 
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CrazyBaldhead

riddleme89 said:
Give over jake you won't quit social media like you won't quit wine and fags


That heat ones from 2020 still on social media I see
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I was looking for the new article but Polly had already posted it ffs. These were crackers!!!
 
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Xxcxcc

Omg check out the pic under where it says Jake's bedroom. The vacant look and swinging jaw of the one and only slowendon
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Oh boy, having a great night tonight. Flapz is the gift that keeps on giving. The wording, the punctuation errors - it's comedy fucking gold. Also @PrincessJeanie are these ASA worthy but need copies with her name on?

Thank you Flapz. This had me laughing! Keep drinking that 'mum juice'.


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Off he goes again with his rolling around with unsuspecting men! He loves it.

Second picture is how dry Flapz is!

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Tumbleweed anyone?

https://giphy.com/1Zbeweu52ZaQE
 
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instashun

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Drink of dip shit more likeGrow up they are not interested in a pot belly twat .View attachment 1872167
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Which fucking hobby has he taken up now to get away from being at home. Gym, running, ice bath, boxing, wrestling now something else? Fuck me Jake just go and be single lad and be a every other Saturday dad

does he think by buying KSI’s drink he’s going to suddenly propel him to YouTube boxing stardom because he’s tagged them. Focus on one thing and get good at it jake instead of jumping on any old bandwagon you boring twat

Why’s she carrying it into the laundry room and not the dining table? Even if she was taking it to the lounge it’s not through the laundry room. Another hello fresh meal without the ad

2020 said he was quitting social media. I’d donate to his charity if he stuck to his word on ANYTHING For more than ten seconds
 
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mollyann

Once again reading here idiot. No one messaged you to ask why you took your shit dinner in the laundry room.He must hate getting Leo ready for bed seeing he pisses of every night at bed time.Beg for the masked singer strictly and a has been on dancing on ice you are totally irrelevant and so desperate it’s toe curling.
 
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Moomin12

His year was poor for skating talent. There was no competition
 
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Thatbird71

His favourite part of the holiday was sleeping? Ffs! He really doesn't get it does he thick bastard
 
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Frosty knickers

Favorite part of holiday was that posing? Sleeping? Or pretending to sleep while posing? Sounds like great fun. Kids don't sleep in that position if they have been lying with someone, kids usually sleep in that position to hold heat in and keep warm. So maybe put some clothes on your child or a blanket of some kind.
 

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PrincessJeanie

He’s so fucking gross. Who puts a question box up with a photo of themselves sitting on the toilet Obviously got loads on if he’s got time to do another BS q&a questions allegedly asked will be as usual about strictly, when he’s next on TV, having his own reality show, going on any reality show, coping with grief, marathon training, what a good dad and husband he is, etc…
And as if anyone is asking about his sunglasses Just another excuse to tag a brand in and brag that he’s wearing raybans.
 
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plattyjoobs

“Not a question, just wanted to say how much I love you/your family/what a good dad you are”. Fuck off fakey.
 
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Frosty knickers

plattyjoobs said:
“Not a question, just wanted to say how much I love you/your family/what a good dad you are”. Fuck off fakey.
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How do u keep it so real, how do u stay motivated. What we really what to know is when are u gona admit your career is a big flop and when are u getting a real job
 
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