Jake Quickenden #50 In his hot tub pretending it's cold. Is that why he looks 70yrs old?

[CrazyBaldhead]

They honestly may as well have stayed at home and gone to Lakeside! What a joke!!!!

 

[Xxcxcc]

Look who else uses them

So instead of saying making memories with my family, he tweets this instead. He really couldn’t give 2 fucks about Flappy & Freddie. He should start being a bit nicer to Flappy considering it’s only because of her, he is out in Dubai being able to make memories with spud. Saying that does he really think Leo will remember any of it.

Kids jaw swinging again

 

[HMC]

I can’t see this story on The Sun accounts on Twitter or Facebook, I’ll keep looking as we can comment on those

 

[plonkington]

Well at least nik naps been kept out of the sun, going by those tan lines round his ankles he’s seen enough

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I keep forgetting about the chat thread and then I can't remember how to get on it xx

Put on your watch list. x

Fakeys Assemble

After a few recent posts on the QJQ threads, I thought it would be nice for us to have an off topic place for us to chat about life, share news, get support, etc etc! ❤️❤️❤️

tattle.life

 

[Philimena cunk]

Razor rash

Carpet burn...

 

[mollyann]

I don’t think they are that skint just want to top up the suntan so doing nothing with the kids.Whole trip is about their needs as the two are so wrapped up in themselves can’t do anything without it being a ad.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Day drinking because it's free and their lives are hollow and empty. Fucking beggars.

 

[mollyann]

Not sure if undisclosed ads?He is up already going on about his marathon Jesus go take the kids somewhere.Hopefully he has a sudden made up injury and pisses off as he’s getting on my nerves already and it’s only January 2nd

 

[Thatbird71]

So he is aching after his 15k run yesterday so only doing 7k today im no expert but arent you supposed to build up your distances gradually? Plus can you guys help me out please? The house that they had an insta page for think they called it Oakhouse Home is that where they live now or did they move?

 

[Nixxs]

What's happened to his shirt? He's popping out of it - fatty boom boom.

Shrunk in wash

 

[stargirl23]

Remember that mad shithole they stayed at in Portugal followed by the not made up at all rat story

forgot about the rat story

 

[tweaking]

Such a sensitive twat he shot everyone and then says don’t tell me it’s fine or I’ll get upset Fakey the diva

 

[instashun]

It was someone asking how to make a new thread about juicy gossip. They had found footage of 'their publicists' (but it didn't say who or whose) snorting columbian's finest. It could have been posted on the wrong thread or taken down as against rules?

I saw that. Wasn’t about these two though was some juice plus thing or something

That was me, I put it on the wrong thread it was to do about Juice Plus promoters not fakeys publicist x

sorry just seen you’d already replied

Training for a marathon is another great excuse to not parent ya kids or spend time with your new wife - typical Fakey!

Exactly this gives him an excuse to be out the house for hours a day whilst Sophie has to look after everything else

 

[riddleme89]

Really? I think if they could have afforded it, kids with them or not, they definitely would have gone and ticked off some of the influencer spots there. They spent their whole time in New York and Paris doing just that and in Dubai they even could have used Fred as their photographer Went to the marina and all the places to eat they chose Nando’s and let’s be honest from what we see Leo will eat anything, so it wasn’t because of the kids. It was probably the cheapest place to eat there. Yes they might not be on the breadline but they certainly are not as well off as they try and make out they are.
I do agree that everything centres around their wants and needs but also believe if they had the cash, you’d see a difference.

I agree they definitely skint . Everything they have is freebies . We proved in previous threads that the house is mortgaged and they already took a loan against the house . Kids got nothing for Christmas really No ipads or flash gifts . Both skint as fuck and it shows . They can't afford to dine at nice places or go nice places .

 

[VC10]

Leo is in autumn clothing, long sleeve top, heavy dungarees & socks but Jake is in shorts & a bare chest? It’s 24 degrees where they are WTAF.
Leo is never dressed appropriately, I don’t get it?

Neither of them can be bothered

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I'm sure Flapz is getting mixed up. 'Think like a Monk'. More like 'Think like a Total Cunt'.

Monks give up all wordly possessions, superficial things, serve Buddha and practice his teachings themselves and teach others. Monks give everything up. Monks don't sit in 5* gifted hotels, use social media 24/7 and get more freebie chauffer trips and gloat. You are just a pair of materialistic, soulless heathens.

Just catching up but @PrincessJeanie hope that 'executive travel' has been noted for the ASA!

How uncomfortable does Fakey look in the chauffered car!!! His balls have been well and truly chopped off by Flapz, who looks like she's on crack jumping around the rooms. Who would want her to advertise anyway ffs? Unemployed Mr Church is the little wifey bitch now!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

That kid'll end up getting burnt again.

 

[gossipsauce]

Just shows how thick she is she’s donated £250 anonymously but commented Go daddy

I thought the exact same. Like wtf?!

 

[bargainhunt99]

Typical Jake - there's a problem but he'd rather whinge and make stories about it than solve it. Rather than endure a squeaky wheel on the pushchair all he has to do is go to hotel reception and say

"Hi, we're having a few problems with a squeaky wheel on our pushchair, can you help at all please? We wondered whether your maintenance department might have some WD-40 we could use to try and solve the problem? We'd be so grateful if you could help"

and you bet your life the staff would bend over backwards to help them.

There should be plenty of oil in an Arab state