gossipsauce
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Polly Publicist is back on his latest gridpost.
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As people have said he is doing this charity thing so he doesn't get backlash for being aeay in a free trip yet again. Hope people aren't stupid and can see through the ugly bastard. Also he wants to be back in the public eye, he will try Nd get on every daytime show going, bragging about his charity work. Surely these programmes can see that he isn't the only one doing it and don't give him airtime. Either way if he does get airtime, it won't be a lot of money and will be fleeting as once the marathon is done he will be back to searching for a new thing to get him airtime. I will say it again he is absolutely pathetic. Even his wife's free holiday he is sitting reading tattle an on Instagram and doing agony aunt in the bath. Jake you will never ever be happy because what you want you will never have. You don't enjoy these holidays, you enjoy showing off that you are away but no one fucking cares about you're shitty fake life it's just fun to take the piss. Go away as much as you can, skint yourself to prove a point but you still won't be happy
Cunt face should take a look at the Wright brothers and their cousin training properly, he is an egoistic fucker and as you fakeys say he hasn't got a job so this is to get him out there. I would never donate to this prick, I cannot stand him.....just waiting for an injury, Celebrity SAS Who Dares Wins comes to mind..
.Thatbird71
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Oh no now i'm thinking he is using this marathon training to get himself on Strictly look how dedicated i am away on holiday training daily im obviously hardworking and fit bro you didnt even run anywhere this morning there wasn't a bead of sweat on you and turning your hat round and pulling some hair through just proves how fake it all is
PrincessJeanie
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Could you imagine being on holiday and literally going from insta to Twitter to tik tok back to Insta and repeat all day/night longPrick certainly likes to eat his free food.He’s been liking and retweeting loads of tossers saying how nice he isOn holiday supposedly and never stops looking at himself.His personality or lack of it below
. Oh and also throw in reading tattle for good measure as well 🫃
bluecups
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Same Joon, wouldn't give him the steam off my piss. I agree, he looks really haggard.
Still shaking my head at someone having such little intelligence or self awareness to be banging on about his brother dying of cancer, telling everyone how he's running a marathon for sarcoma charity.......all whilst twenty yards away his toddler is frying in the Middle Eastern sun (and no doubt smoking round him). Nik Nak has a fucking TAN.
I have no issue with Jake smoking - I've smoked heavily since 1986 - but him pretending he doesn't is disingenuous. saying he has crippling health anxiety too...pffffft. If you were really in a constant state of health anxiety you'd try to have a healthy lifestyle and you wouldn't be necking red wine every night and smoking loads of fags. He's just a fucking liar in everything he says or does. Everything is FAKE from his ailments, his personality, his marriage, his teeth. He's a FRAUD.
Edited to add. FAKE HAIR TOO
Edited further to add - and what the actual fuck was all that about with the prawns? Talking about his penis size when he's in a beautiful restaurant with his wife and kids. Nik Nak wouldn't have understood but Fred would. Imagine if the chef heard? Just pond scum.
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Hayze2384
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Why wouldn't he want Nik Nak in orthopaedic boots? He wears them himselfProbably takes 16 hrs to walk with him because the poor child is having to use upto 5x as much energy. I see some hypermobility going on there as well. I'm genuinely surprised he's able to walk at all in them shoes. Probably don't want him in orthotic boots cause they are ugly looking.
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Okay so you know that chicken joke he told earlier. It’s because some toddler carrying a chicken has gone viral on tik tok with that joke. Just seen it shared on Facebook has nearly 10m views.
so the sad twat is trying to copy viral jokes now. It was only funny because it was a toddler and he actually had a chicken
so the sad twat is trying to copy viral jokes now. It was only funny because it was a toddler and he actually had a chicken
Cocobaby09
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Those black shorts will be running to the washing machine on their ownWon’t be much washing they wore the same stuff all week
Cocobaby09
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Drier than the SaharaI doubt her minge gets juicy. I bet it's as dry as a fucking desert with that rat-faced cunt.
The lump trying to say wait and go and he can't even say that properly. R can't pronounce anything hes like a ten month old baby. Jake still calling him baby ofcourse. He's fucking thick. Flapz saggy tits hanging out. She has the tits of a 90 year old woman. I would be embarresed if I was her. She's got saggy tits he's got saggy balls, Leo's got a saggy nappy and Fred's got fuck all cos he doesn't exist to them . All the fre holidays in the world won't change the fact they are unhappy. Looks like Jake's been hitting Google search engine hard to remove the tattle search. He will be typing in different things every 5 mins. Sad cunt
stargirl23
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They get fines and put on a sanction list anyone can see so brands won’t choose to work with them. Fakey is on the list and that’s why she’s getting more than him most likely
CrazyBaldhead
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Good God, another visit to a mall, fairground rides and bumper cars. You may as well have gone to Clacton-on-Sea for the day. The kids would've been more happier. As for him yelling at the table surrounded by PAYING GUESTS, if I was there I would seriously have told the cunt to shut his rat-faced mouth. As for 'serving lobster and that' - what a chavvy moron. I hope this 'pr stay' is the first and last of her freebies from other companies and dies a death like her 'ITS Collection'. 
What a load of shit.
What a load of shit.
That's his beard - Sophie Church aka Flapz, Wooden Spoon, Lord Farquard. It is a PR trip which has been a total wash-out. WIKI at the top and maybe read back through some old threads and this one. We don't miss out anything.
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riddleme89
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“Mate“On holiday but never off the gram, sad fucker
she ain’t ya mate BRO she can’t stand ya
PrincessJeanie
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Still on Fakey but sort of changing the subject. When you used to start to type his name in on the search bar on Twitter it used to automatically come up with ‘Jake Quickenden gay’ or ‘Jake Quickenden nude’. Look now what the top search says
I will say it’s a bit worrying how many sad cunts have set up fan pages for him though
I will say it’s a bit worrying how many sad cunts have set up fan pages for him though
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Thatbird71
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So depending on what time they get home im thinking straight down the gym under the guise of 'marathon training' while we all know it means leaving her to do all the unpacking, sorting, washing etc.
Jake boy, enjoy ya last day then back to reality. Do you enjoy saying the name boy as that's what you like boys. You are like a teenager who gets a new word and think that they are cool and overuse it. That bloody kid what a squashed up face. Infact he loiks like a 40 year old dwarf. His speaking aswell. Stoooohhhh and oooohhh, aka stop and go. Something simple that a baby would be learning. I don't dislike children but he just annoys the hell out of me, spoilt moody little brat who constantly eats and watches a screen, a face only a mother could love
what a squashed up face. Infact he loiks like a 40 year old dwarf. His speaking aswell. Stoooohhhh and oooohhh, aka stop and go. Something simple that a baby would be learning. I don't dislike children but he just annoys the hell out of me, spoilt moody little brat who constantly eats and watches a screen, a face only a mother could love