He could audition for the lamp. He probably got a good rubbing last night off those two lads!!13 shows left to do. Do we think he’ll manage to do them allI see the theatre is already advertising Aladdin as their Xmas panto for next year. Will he be making it 3 years in a row or will he be too busy on the strictly dance floor
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Oi Turkey Teef how's your bum this morning
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Bet it was bumming central last night.....There are shows now up until Christmas so he should be working up to and including Xmas Eve. As for the barn place no way did he pay for that. Guarantee he got that gifted again as the owner is convinced he’ll bring her loads of new customHis mum only stopped one night which was weird considering he said he’s rented it for the weekend. Trouble is lies just slip off his tongue so easily you never know if/when he’s telling the truth
Dont blame Flappy for not going up again. She was probably too busy opening parcels and filming more pointless clothing reels
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Maybe Matt has put his foot down about financial help, and told QVC what an annoying prick he really is...His mum lives 20 minutes away from where he’s at panto.Maybe Matt could not stand to be in the prick’s company overnight.He was definitely trying to blow smoke up his mums arse as flaps did not bring the grandkids round the weekend before.
Not bothered but bothered enough to tweet about it and stalk tattle and post quotes to us. Oh so busy fakey
ExactlyNot bothered but bothered enough to tweet about it and stalk tattle and post quotes to us. Oh so busy fakey![]()
Cupid StuntShowing my age here, but Flappy sat in that chair crossing & uncrossing her legs in her crappy reel reminded me of Kenny Everett
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It really is weird how he only hangs around with the kids. Personally I think it’s because 1. He really does think he’s too cool to hang around with anyone over the age of 20
Opposite a young boy. So he can stare at him
That young lad is seriously starting to grate on me. Always got his mush in the photos.Opposite a young boy. So he can stare at him
That young lad is seriously starting to grate on me. Always got his mush in the photos.