Jake Quickenden #44 Like a puppet on a string, Tattle can make him do anything!

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The last thread had its ups and downs. We had a weird vibe emanating from a 'new member' who has mysteriously gone quiet now.

Fakey went to Manchester for the Grief Podcast, appeared at a Children in Need fundraiser and made it all about him, went on This Morning for a five minute appearance but made it a lot bigger than it actually was and is getting so desperate now, he faked 'falling through the ceiling' ffs! The Legend on Twitter stole the show though!!

Beyond desperate is not the word and he's now crying troll again! "Are you ok hun?"

Highlights below. Carry on Fakeys!!


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Recap.
Kite face is as high as a kite as usual.
Leo's still not been doctors.
Went on this morning for 5 minutes.
 
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Good recap, cheers bro.
 
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Brilliant recap
 
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Great stuff crazy !! Peace and love to you bro
 
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Where the fuck is the bald bastard getting trolling from? A handful of people said his fall through the ceiling was fake it fucking was! Dopey pulled down a piece of the ceiling he sat on a joist and poked his leg through it couldnt be more obvious! Just because we're not all creaming our panties going oooh Jakey you're so funny doesnt make us trolls! Mind you he has got fuck all else to post so the mentsl health card is going to be played yet again!
 
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Fit as a fiddle? He looks gaunt, bad bags under his eyes and sickly looking! Also, look at how see-through his 'hair' is? The hair transplant ain't working bro!!
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They are definitely on the old talcum.powder.
Wired, fixed eyes , etc
How nanny qvc can't see it, lolzzzzzz
Too busy doing online shout-outs and wheeling bins about
 
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Back watching tv tagging this morning sad twat desperation at the highest.Is he going back on seeing he made such a big deal over his last appearance
god has he fuck all else do to? “I thought he was fit as a fiddle” and going to do attempt some “boxing” with that other bald person?
How the Fuck does LF put up with him just around the house all day?? bet she can’t wait for Panto rehearsals to start! speaking of starting, when is this so called loft conversion actually happening??
 
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Back watching tv tagging this morning sad twat desperation at the highest.Is he going back on seeing he made such a big deal over his last appearance
I think he’s booked to go on again and that’s why he keeps tagging them to show he’s still watching. As if whoever runs TM insta account is seeing his stories Nice that he’s able to go to the gym and then sit down and watch daytime TV. Most people are working this time of day.

They are waiting for Ikea to grift them a wall unit, or something
They’ve mentioned media walls several times so obviously hoping that someone will build them one for free beggy bastards

Loft conversion is meant to be starting next week when they should have been in the Maldives
 
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They are definitely on the old talcum.powder.
Wired, fixed eyes , etc
How nanny qvc can't see it, lolzzzzzz
Too busy doing online shout-outs and wheeling bins about
She’s on it aswell, I said this in Ibiza. She was desperately trying to fit in acting like a young one instead of acting her age and minding her grandson instead of walking around half naked in front of his mates and drunk with a naked Leo in the pool and the minute she’s back in “Orchard Lodge” shes a different person, acting like a fucking newsreader.
 
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Gawd, what an awful, cheap mob they are
 
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