Right, I've caught up.
There's no way that ceiling business is genuine. When it happened to me I was striding around the top floor of my house with a clipboard, telling the sparky where I wanted my sockets, I'd taken all the floorboards up and was walking rafter to rafter. Got distracted and stepped straight onto the plasterboard and one leg went straight through right up to the thigh - I had trousers on (obvs, I'm not QJQ) and it still gave me scratches and grazes on my leg. It bloody hurt! The sparky and my dad stood there pissing themselves as I said "Never mind laughing, you bastards, help me!". It made a right
bleeping mess of the plasterboard, big jagged gash in it, NOT a neat square shape. My dad actually went to the floor below and took a photo of my leg dangling so he could show my mum. I just phoned him and asked if he still had that pic on his phone cos I was gonna post it here but he hasn't, unfortunately
Is ther a more desperate, fame hungry prick than QJQ? And what grown adult goes prancing about in loft insulation with bare limbs and no mask? He's not the full
bleeping shilling is he?