On this morning Facebook page.
Heβs so chuffed with himself post repeat post repeat boring donkey teeth
Jake Quickenden #43 Beggy McBeg's not right in the head. Do us a favour and get off our thread!
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Heβs so chuffed with himself post repeat post repeat boring donkey teeth
letβs face it itβs literaly five bleeping minutesOn this morning Facebook page.
what work has he got lined up ? Oh yes NONE
attending events is not making money neither is posting his five mins on this morning constantly to his Instagram .
He really is irrelevant
He won't be when he sees the comments I've left......On this morning Facebook page.
Yeah, a million views 'mate' but all for Aluson!
Heβs wierd I swear creaming his pants because his video got million views
probably because he has Alison and tof in it ffs
he really is a sad twit no wonder nobody can stand him not even z listers
probably because he has Alison and tof in it ffs
he really is a sad twit no wonder nobody can stand him not even z listers
Crying at the comments
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Take it the locals canβt stand the bleep either
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This child really is behind. He's not saying anything basic whatsoever is he? I remember when my second son was younger than him and didn't say much. I got him checked out for potential autism but after numerous appointments, he needed to go to speech therapy. After that there was no stopping him. Fancy filming your house like this? Why doesn't he engage with that kid more. I used to have 'tidy up time' so the kids used to put their own toys away for a little treat. He's just a totally tit parent and it shows!
He might be a bit deaf? Or bunged up ? Can't hear the words 0roperly
TBH, it could be anything but yes, that lad is slow. I'd be looking into things with the GP & the toddlers clinic at the Surgery, etc
I see he has picked up his dad's trait of looking at himself in the mirror
Clean it up, lazy twonk.
Or is he the dad?
He certainly doesn't look like himOr is he the dad?
Another clip of This Morning. Bore off. 
Where is Flapz Akimbo? Apart from the staged. photo in the pub yesterday - radio silence!! Maybe it's the fact he stayed overnight in London with Polly Parrot when he didn't need to. I would definitely be questioning that one!!!
Where is Flapz Akimbo? Apart from the staged. photo in the pub yesterday - radio silence!! Maybe it's the fact he stayed overnight in London with Polly Parrot when he didn't need to. I would definitely be questioning that one!!!
I'm Spartacus....the bowel opening one....Crying at the comments
That one had me howling
Imagine being somewhere in the same hotel as him? As he works the bar area, comes over, clutching his mobile, grinning like Hitler on speed , eyes swivelling , plonking himself ( and his sweaty secondhand loafers) down next to you , shirtless sticky body .... filming everywhere, then getting up and doing a stupid dance . ( like he deliberately did in public - look at me! - in dubai , where its a prisonable offence)
bleeping hell.
Embarrassing gim p.
Old gormless Flapz Akimbo, low brain-output , air-line inflated mouth, banging on about clairol, or something, while the debts mount up
Nanny Qvc doing daily " birthday requests " online & wittering on to a handful of deranged housebound loons about chips and wheelie bins.....while all the while talking out of her bottom jaw , on the cadge for grifted freebies
She thinks she's bleeping Gloria Hunniford on radio2, or something?
she will be playing The Seekers records next
bleeping hell.
Embarrassing gim p.
Old gormless Flapz Akimbo, low brain-output , air-line inflated mouth, banging on about clairol, or something, while the debts mount up
Nanny Qvc doing daily " birthday requests " online & wittering on to a handful of deranged housebound loons about chips and wheelie bins.....while all the while talking out of her bottom jaw , on the cadge for grifted freebies
She thinks she's bleeping Gloria Hunniford on radio2, or something?
she will be playing The Seekers records next
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He's so stupid, he doesn't realise the million views are only because Alison Hammond and that toff are one it. If it was only him, he'd get maybe a couple....
Sweaty bald bleep.....
And when the cash machine eats his and chinnys credit cards...
He'd be told to duck off, and he'd be walking like John Wayne, as his camera would be so far up his arse he'd be able to photograph his tonsils....
He must bleeping hoach of sweat , no shirt, no socks...
Sweaty bald bleep.....
Don't fret, he'll soon be slapped back down to reality when he reads most of the comments..He is boiling my piss this morning ( when isn't he?) all he has done is post and re bleeping post tit about his five minutes on tv! Where is the mention about Children In Need? So here's a link for donations give as much or as little as poss or buy the ears blah blah blah but nothing! And we all know why dont we? That bloody gritter with his name on wants dropping on his bald bleeping head!
And when the cash machine eats his and chinnys credit cards...
Thank you...Bowel opening
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Itβs actually cringe how many times he has shown that five minutes bleeping clip
I really am embarrassed for him toff and Andre ainβt even posted or spoken about it since the other day yet heβs still banging on about it .
heβs like a fan girl literaly. Heβs obsessed with anybody thatβs on TV . Creepy as duck at this point . I take it Iβm a celeb is going to be what he goes on and on about the next six weeks hoping to land a job
I really am embarrassed for him toff and Andre ainβt even posted or spoken about it since the other day yet heβs still banging on about it .
heβs like a fan girl literaly. Heβs obsessed with anybody thatβs on TV . Creepy as duck at this point . I take it Iβm a celeb is going to be what he goes on and on about the next six weeks hoping to land a job
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