God what a minger
his lopsided wig matches his lopsided head.I’d rather staple my flaps shut then go near him
Jake Quickenden #38 On a family holiday, can Fred join in? Not by the boil on her chinny chin chin
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his lopsided wig matches his lopsided head.I’d rather staple my flaps shut then go near him
Makes it all about him..can't take his eyes of himself either when he's talking to the person that's thanking him.
..The only person he loves is himself lol..he's vile.It's the wig.check fo me. He's so embarressing and the fake thank you. Thinks he's a superssstar
" It's lovely 'ere, 'en't it.."
It's funny how there are some men who make you horny just looking at them, then there's Jake who makes your fanny shrivel up like an 80 year old nun's.
Ew. Could you imagine that thing on top of you? You'd want it from behind so you could imagine he was someone else.
why is he always touching his syrup?
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That's prob how they do do it, both facing a mirror so they can both eye duck themselves.. he imagines its Chris hughes and she just imagines how many fake bags she can get from Dubai so will do what's necessary
Maybe she's gone over because she's ovulating. When they were in the lift the other morning he said something about coming home pregnant and just before the footage cut off she replied hopefully
Unemployment dooms once again!
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He smuggled some out there up his hole I reckon!I thought soph sounded bunged up last night, he comes back from the show manic as hell replying all cock sure to "trolls" then this morning manic jog followed by a manic low.... tell me you scored in dubai without telling me
Thanks, that’s me not sleeping tonight
He’s deleted the original comments on this and wrote a new one to him. He’s honestly not right in the head…
The one where he’s wrote that his dancing is offensive is the newest one. He’s deleted all the other ones but took the time to write another message that looks like he is joking about.
ETA never mind they are all showing again, my internet must be glitching. Still sad as duck though.
The one where he’s wrote that his dancing is offensive is the newest one. He’s deleted all the other ones but took the time to write another message that looks like he is joking about.
ETA never mind they are all showing again, my internet must be glitching. Still sad as duck though.
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Sweaty bollocks tomorrow waiting to be arrested for his shite dancing in his traffic cone outfit. Fucked himself over wearing the most luminescent get up
Wt a sad act. In Dubai and worrying about negative comments and changing comments when you have sat thinking about what to say. He is generally so unhappy. Nowhere in the world will make him happy. Maybe a cock up his arse might
Oh Fakeys,I've said it before but this is my most favourite thread ever and you are all my favourite trolls to hang out with even though nowadays I just can't keep up because I'm so knackered from work (and no fuckity fuckface I don't class 2 hours of dicking around for a couple of days work in any way shape or form)
My favourite things recently have to be
-got to make the most of the all inclusive breakfast mate
-twit missing out on the work day out
-them all flying 8 hours just to take the potato to an aquarium
-the return of @Joon
-wearing his bloody lanyard outside
-all of you threatening to send prats video to the Dubai police
-all the genuine love and well wishes on this to each other when others are having difficult times
even though nowadays I just can't keep up because I'm so knackered from work (and no fuckity fuckface I don't class 2 hours of dicking around for a couple of days work in any way shape or form)My favourite things recently have to be
-got to make the most of the all inclusive breakfast mate
-twit missing out on the work day out
-them all flying 8 hours just to take the potato to an aquarium
-the return of @Joon
-wearing his bloody lanyard outside
-all of you threatening to send prats video to the Dubai police
-all the genuine love and well wishes on this to each other when others are having difficult times
It's my sleep paralysis demon again.....Thanks, that’s me not sleeping tonight
Mine snaps shut like a venus fly trap when I see his gurning mush appear.God what a minger
I’d rather staple my flaps shut then go near him
Fishy flaps must imagine eyal humping her when he's on the job....
Camper than a row of tents in this clip.
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