Jake Quickenden #34 Wedding on a tight budget, Mcains wedges and chicken nuggets.

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I need to get better at cropping my stupid face of the bottom of screenshots šŸ™„Bless heā€™s stressed today working couple hours a night must be so hard šŸ™„God he looks rough at 34 could pass for 40 easily
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Well look at that! Thatā€™s the happiest Jake looked his entire wedding šŸ¤£ #defsnotgay #wardrobedoorsalwaysopenfromyourunninginandoutthecloset
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Hilarious that she feels she is struggling working full time/looking after her child. Sheā€™s always got her hair and make up done and nice clothes on. Sheā€™s always in the gym. Sorry to break it to you Soph but making hello fresh and trying clothes on is not a job.

Iā€™m honestly so sick of them now. I couldnā€™t imagine spending so much little time with my child. Then pretending she had a full day with Fred on holiday. Mum of the year.
 
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Imagine reaching 34 years old and not knowing how people in Bristol speak, even though you've been several times. Idiot.
 
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Does that food not look absolutely dire? Looks like Sophie cooked it. Thanks for showing you didnā€™t have chicken nuggets.

Itā€™s weird to keep sharing bits. Attention seeker. Their wedding was shite. Had it in the back garden of their holiday villa.
 

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Showing his crappy food at his crappy wedding, with a manky old wilted rose in front of the plate šŸ˜‚
Is that to show us you didn't have chicken nuggets and chips hahahhahahaha
 
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That video of him in bed with Chris Hughes and his mate looks like an outtake of a gay porn film (made with ugly men)
 
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Does that food not look absolutely dire? Looks like Sophie cooked it. Thanks for showing you didnā€™t have chicken nuggets.

Itā€™s weird to keep sharing bits. Attention seeker. Their wedding was shite. Had it in the back garden of their holiday villa.
Hahha, great minds!

That video of him in bed with Chris Hughes and his mate looks like an outtake of a gay porn film (made with ugly men)
Chris' nipples are like saucers
 
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Does that food not look absolutely dire? Looks like Sophie cooked it. Thanks for showing you didnā€™t have chicken nuggets.

Itā€™s weird to keep sharing bits. Attention seeker. Their wedding was shite. Had it in the back garden of their holiday villa.
What the heck is this? Looks like a Greggs sausage roll
 
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Does that food not look absolutely dire? Looks like Sophie cooked it. Thanks for showing you didnā€™t have chicken nuggets.

Itā€™s weird to keep sharing bits. Attention seeker. Their wedding was shite. Had it in the back garden of their holiday villa.
Itā€™s the way he said, the food was ā€œ actuallyā€ peng, so he wanted chicken nuggets but got out voted by LF and fag ash šŸ¤£
 
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I donā€™t know who is more annoying anymore him or her šŸ˜‚
Full time work they donā€™t work at all . He appeared on a stage for five minutes at campsites and she takes photos of shoes and her lunch and posts them . Is she saying all this to make companies think sheā€™s a hard worker and they give her ads šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ surely she canā€™t think she works full time and does housework ā€¦

House is a tip and the kids are always filthy . Her food is burnt and not edible probably why her bratty son launches it at her .
I work 12 hour days come home and actually clean I donā€™t have fallen down draws and minging oven and floors . I actually get my hands dirty and clean the bleeping house . I work hard and still parent and clean and cook and I donā€™t need a PA ffs šŸ˜‚

she just likes to think sheā€™s a big celebrity when in reality she is a nobody and her husband is a nobody who can hardly get any kind of work right now thatā€™s why heā€™s travelling to cheap campsites to do 30 minutes singing to an audience that donā€™t even notice the bleep šŸ˜‚ Magazines didnā€™t even want to cover the wedding thatā€™s how irrelevant they are ā€¦. They covered coronation street stars weddings but not Jake whoā€™s been In pretty much everything and still nobody knows who the bleep is ā€¦ pair of bleeping clowns
 
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I donā€™t know who is more annoying anymore him or her šŸ˜‚
Full time work they donā€™t work at all . He appeared on a stage for five minutes at campsites and she takes photos of shoes and her lunch and posts them . Is she saying all this to make companies think sheā€™s a hard worker and they give her ads šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ surely she canā€™t think she works full time and does housework ā€¦

House is a tip and the kids are always filthy . Her food is burnt and not edible probably why her bratty son launches it at her .
I work 12 hour days come home and actually clean I donā€™t have fallen down draws and minging oven and floors . I actually get my hands dirty and clean the bleeping house . I work hard and still parent and clean and cook and I donā€™t need a PA ffs šŸ˜‚

she just likes to think sheā€™s a big celebrity when in reality she is a nobody and her husband is a nobody who can hardly get any kind of work right now thatā€™s why heā€™s travelling to cheap campsites to do 30 minutes singing to an audience that donā€™t even notice the bleep šŸ˜‚ Magazines didnā€™t even want to cover the wedding thatā€™s how irrelevant they are ā€¦. They covered coronation street stars weddings but not Jake whoā€™s been In pretty much everything and still nobody knows who the bleep is ā€¦ pair of bleeping clowns
Iā€™ve been dying to bring this up, remember when Fake said they were offered a mag deal but turned it down so they could have control over the day, BULLSHIT heā€™d have lobbed off his left testicle to get on page 43 of take a break šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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Does that food not look absolutely dire? Looks like Sophie cooked it. Thanks for showing you didnā€™t have chicken nuggets.

Itā€™s weird to keep sharing bits. Attention seeker. Their wedding was shite. Had it in the back garden of their holiday villa.
Looks like a burnt pancake roll and a burnt quarterpounder! What a load of old tit! šŸ¤¢
 
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Funny that the prick trying to prove he didnā€™t have nuggets for his wedding dinner get off the thread tosser.Reported for nudity has this photo not been shared before dear god boring boringšŸ™„
 
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She is so unrelatable isnā€™t she ?
What person do you know who ā€œ works full time ā€œ has time to go the gym and put a full face of make up on ā€¦

I work 13 hour days I donā€™t even get to put my kids to bed . I look after people on a really busy ward I do medication and many things I donā€™t sit down at all . I donā€™t have time to go to the gym and take videos and photos for the gram . I donā€™t have time in a morning to put a full face of bleeping make up on !! I donā€™t have time to make myself ā€ burnt pancakes ā€œ ā€¦ I donā€™t have a full hour in a morning to film my kids to strangers on the gram .

This is why nobody likes her or him they are just so untouched with reality . Lazy and delusional in the fact they both think they work hard in life . Idiots šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
 
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So heā€™s obviously read the title on this new thread and decided to show us the ā€˜weddingā€™ food to prove a point šŸ˜‚ Personally if I was him I wouldnā€™t be bragging about that with the picture heā€™s put up. Looks like Flappy cooked it. Total burnt and overcooked šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
 
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Whats Sophies full time job??? Didnt relise she worked. How has she managed to work and be on three holidays in the last 2 months!!!!! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
 
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This is actually disturbing! You ain't fooling anybody mate. Stop living a lie and just COME OUT!
 
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