Fuck me she really is deluded as he is 
Trying clothes on and filming it and cooking food and filming it, is not a full time job. Why do they both seem to think ‘working’ 2 hours a day is hard work 
as for housework she does realise we see the state of their dirty grotty house when they are sharing everything they do online? As for loads of people asking questions about the wedding. If people are so interested why are the likes, comments and views going down quicker than Fakey would on Chris Hughes if he had the chance then 
I'm not bragging but I went to the Maldives a few years ago. I fucking hated it. I was bored out of my napper and used to pray every day for a tsunami to put me out of my misery. Beautiful islands but as you say once you've seen the stingrays and the water nowt else. I was in one of those water bungalows and the lapping of the waves kept me awake all night. My husband called me an ungrateful fucker lol. Anyway back to Jake. He's a twat. I never comment on kids but he needs to realise that nobody is interested in anyone else's kids. I'm not interested in mine half the time that's why I moved abroad. They are in their thirties I might add so its not as if I abandoned them as toddlers in a house with sharp edges and plastic bags to put over their heads
I’ve been dying to bring this up, remember when Fake said they were offered a mag deal but turned it down so they could have control over the day, BULLSHIT he’d have lobbed off his left testicle to get on page 43 of take a breakI don’t know who is more annoying anymore him or her
Full time work they don’t work at all . He appeared on a stage for five minutes at campsites and she takes photos of shoes and her lunch and posts them . Is she saying all this to make companies think she’s a hard worker and they give her ads
House is a tip and the kids are always filthy . Her food is burnt and not edible probably why her bratty son launches it at her .
I work 12 hour days come home and actually clean I don’t have fallen down draws and minging oven and floors . I actually get my hands dirty and clean the fucking house . I work hard and still parent and clean and cook and I don’t need a PA ffs
she just likes to think she’s a big celebrity when in reality she is a nobody and her husband is a nobody who can hardly get any kind of work right now that’s why he’s travelling to cheap campsites to do 30 minutes singing to an audience that don’t even notice the cunt
Phew. Had to go back a bit but here you go! This clip is comedy gold and I was lucky to have retained the receipt because he dirty deleted it soon afterwards!!! Enjoy it. We certainly did!The one where he’s filming the dr and the diagnosis is…..psychological
. The pair just glued to a phone 24/7 and we see that all the time . Even on his honeymoon they Was both on phones not even spending the time together they had . She’s a beggy cow and begs for everything from carpets to furniture to kids clothing . Her business failed and even After relaunching she can’t sell anything because it’s cheap Ali express shit . Both kids look unkept both need a hair cut and a good wash and decent clothing not oversized shit and beige !! That’s why her website failed because she fails to realise people don’t want boring beige clothing for toddlers 
Both have no life just sit on phones constantly . He can’t get work anymore apart from the odd job but nothing special . He won’t get on TV again unless it’s loose women about trolling but even they had enough of him last time when he made a footloose interview all about himself and his life and even forced his sprig to run in set crying the wedding was well let’s say awfull . From the outfits to the cheap decor . Tacky cheap and boring like them pair . Everything beige and no romantic setting . Cheap villa cheap food and the venue was at the villa ffs .
Yes, same here. "Where are the mods" as this member is trying to police a thread and I've put them on ignore. I wonder which name upset them the most:-Well I stand with the name I called Leo . He is a brat and I would call any other kid a brat if they acted the way he does . I haven’t seen any name calling towards Leo just the obvious
He’s working late on chippy night a lot recently… maybe he’s sick of her too
