Can’t wait for the wedding where you sack off your kids AGAIN for Instagram content. Even your mum is dreading the day because you’ve already palmed your kid on herfor those in the blocked club
Jake Quickenden #30 Fake is a prick only Sophie would choose, can somebody burn those rank shoes
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Ahaha thanks beaut he’s such a fragile prick isn’t he !for those in the blocked club
Jordananderson88 will be discovering tattle any day now 
can’t possibly have anyone bruise his poor little ego
There are some sad fuckers on Insta. Can’t wait for your pics, we love youfor those in the blocked club
if they were proper ‘fans’ they’d know he’s actually already married. We all know and the last thing we would ever be referred to is fans of Fakey Jakey.If they were proper fans they’d be down the Parkdean clubhouse cheering him on and throwing their one pound primark thongs at himThere are some sad fuckers on Insta. Can’t wait for your pics, we love you
I cannot believe how BAD her extensions are? Whoever did them needs to re-train ASAP. You can still see where her real hair is and they've just been clumped in the back. No even distribution whatsoever! I did something similar to the picture on the right the other day. That's how they should be done! 
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Looks like Rodney Trotters clip on pony tailI cannot believe how BAD her extensions are? Whoever did them needs to re-train ASAP. You can still see where her real hair is and they've just been clumped in the back. No even distribution whatsover! I did something similar to the picture on the right the other day. That's how they should be done!
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Ah jaysus they are shockingI cannot believe how BAD her extensions are? Whoever did them needs to re-train ASAP. You can still see where her real hair is and they've just been clumped in the back. No even distribution whatsoever! I did something similar to the picture on the right the other day. That's how they should be done!
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no wonder she didn’t do a reel or mention them or put anything on her stories because that would only be “naming and shaming” the salon They seem placed too low and none at the sides?? application and placement is tit in my opinion, Its possible they are clip in’s?
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He's only making comments on other zelebs posts saying it's his wedding as he is touting for followers. On other people's wedding photos he shouldn't be making it about him, he doesn't get it does hefor those in the blocked club
Exactly bullies have actual good acts like diversity and other big acts . Parkdean resorts is tit they hire normal peopleAbsolute rats tails!
Nope Parkdean is nowhere near on butlins level
jake really is tragic his whole life is just pathetic
His wedding night was spent without Sophie, and that’s just so bad. Regardless of if you’ve been booked to play the o2 to a sell out crowd or if you’ve been asked to serve the Queen her supper. NOTHING should have been more important than spending your first legally married wedding night with your wife. I just find it so sad, surely she must have also been thinking I’m married but my husband isn’t here? 
Ibiza won’t matter cos it’s not legal. Their married life doesn’t stand a chance, i take back the year and give them 6 months. They’ll be fucked when they can’t pay energy bills in winter and work has completely dried up cos holiday parks close in winter..
Ibiza won’t matter cos it’s not legal. Their married life doesn’t stand a chance, i take back the year and give them 6 months. They’ll be fucked when they can’t pay energy bills in winter and work has completely dried up cos holiday parks close in winter..Why on earth does he keep saying to his 18 month old son "Where's the miaow miaow?" It's a CAT. His son is at an age where he should be learning to speak and he's using bleeping baby talk. Ask him where the cat is ffs.
Pisses me off how he let's the kid torment the cat, you can tell the cat is always trying to get away. One day it will swipe him, and then what happens, they'll get rid amd blame the cat 
Looks like one of those granny nightiesDidn’t no bin bags come in white
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Jake, is this you????
It's so bloody rude to do this on someone's else's wedding post!for those in the blocked club
Agree! Shortly followed by, what noise does a (insert every animals name) make.
Didn’t know they were getting married in a mosqueDidn’t no bin bags come in white
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