If this cunt was a chocolate biscuit he'd eat himself...
If this cunt was a chocolate biscuit he'd eat himself...Why the fuck does this idiot have to pout like he’s some kind of drop dead hunk of a manSeriously this fool needs a sharp intake of reality So Sophie up at 4.30 with Leo while he lays in? Parenthood to him includes reels of Leo for Instagram and the hard work is deffo a no to the lazy arse moron.He’s definitely coming down with a almighty crash as people sick to death of z listers flogging worthless crap day in day out.View attachment 1449820
He’d eat himself even if he was a bone dry digestiveIf this cunt was a chocolate biscuit he'd eat himself...
He’d suck himself off if he could.He’d eat himself even if he was a bone dry digestive
He'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!Let's not forget he'll be sad that his Dad and brother couldn't be there to share the 'special' moment with him and his imaginary peng friends.
Because he is the only person in the history of forever to ever lose someone close to them.
He is so irrelevant and boring, even he's new tattoo looks bored
Not unless nanny qvc pays for him to go, otherwise I can't see a brother (whose actually alive) he never ever mentions or wishes happy birthday too would Voluntarily go to Dublin.He'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!
Is he even in touch. With him I've never ever seen him mentionedHe'll be sad they're not there but what's the betting his brother who is alive won't be there!
If I was his brother, I definitely wouldn’t want people knowing I was related to that. I bet he doesn’t use his brother & dads deaths for attention and I wouldn’t imagine he’d be happy Jakey constantly does it.Is he even in touch. With him I've never ever seen him mentioned
Should put a comment on the post saying , ‘No, it won’t be Jake, he swore he’d never do panto again after last year as he wants Xmas with his family’National Theatre Lincoln are announcing the cast for Cinderella on Friday. They’ve put a spoiler reel on their insta and it’s too quick for me to screenshot but Jakey is definitely there. Recognised the crocs and arm tattoos. Surely he must be playing an ugly sister. He’s too old & haggard to play the prince
Has anyone saved the proof of him saying he wouldn’t be doing panto this year? How embarrassing! Absolutely nothing wrong with panto but he obviously thinks he’s above doing it. No more auditions either cos he would have told everyone.Should put a comment on the post saying , ‘No, it won’t be Jake, he swore he’d never do panto again after last year as he wants Xmas with his family’Beggers can’t be choosers hey Fakey
Be still, my beating heart..in other news, I've just had a really gratifying shit ....View attachment 1450304
I’m so glad she shared this riveting information - I’ll sleep so much better tonight knowing this.
boring daft bitch
Fucking hell, The Glimmer Twins.,... gaydar working overtime...What a prize prat and just why lol he’s the gift that keeps giving but not in a good way2300 likes he’s on the slippery slope to disappearing into z lister black hole and panto his calling now beggy bastard will never get decent work
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& too young for The BodyguardNational Theatre Lincoln are announcing the cast for Cinderella on Friday. They’ve put a spoiler reel on their insta and it’s too quick for me to screenshot but Jakey is definitely there. Recognised the crocs and arm tattoos. Surely he must be playing an ugly sister. He’s too old & haggard to play the prince
That picture is all shades of wrong!What a prize prat and just why lol he’s the gift that keeps giving but not in a good way2300 likes he’s on the slippery slope to disappearing into z lister black hole and panto his calling now beggy bastard will never get decent work
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