Omg putting his washing up like he's done amazing. Jake we know ya read here. You are an aging ugly prick who is a tit dad and has no mates at all. You can pretend all you want but believe me when them lads left yesterday you will have been slagged off to no end. You aren't funny, you are cringe. Your pig of a mother is as bad as you for going along with this fake dad thing that you are now doing. You can put a front on all you want but you are the one who is clearly unhappy and seeks validation from strangers and you are the one who knows your a tit dad. You are never gonna be seen as sexy. Only with the bored middle aged lot. You are not popular like tge lads of love Island and your never gonna get better than crappy panto which you absolutely despise. Pretend all you want but you k ow the sad truth that is your life. Get all the likes or messages that you want but we see through all of that. Also your child is not what you think he is either but I suppose all parents think like that bit you seem to think your kid is a genius. Type of parent who sees no wrong in his kid. Just like your own mother. Push that kid on the public as much as you want but he ain't ever gonna be the model that you think he is and don't get me started on superchin. She is as deluded as you and you deserve each other. Two old looking unfunny skinny coke heads