Lol non of them wearing her failed hen edit.Why is she dressed in Scunthorpe football kit?He has to say staying at grandma not including Matt seeing Lisa calls Matt grandpa.Once a hole always a hole .At least Lisa sorted his hair nice to see him being able to see and hair not pulled so tight at the back of his poor scalp
Jake Quickenden #22 Back to life, back to reality, back with tit content & victim mentality
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I can’t put into words how much women going on their hens in partners football kit makes me cringe. It is hideous.
Wtf is she wearing don't most hens wear white and actually look like a hen 
Wouldn’t surprise me if the shirt has quickenden on the back and they think it’ll get them through the airport quicker and get them freebiesWtf is she wearing don't most hens wear white and actually look like a hen
She can afford this now she’s an IG influencerNanny QVC getting all ready for Chicken Nugget's imminent arrival. This is the famous push-along trike Matt was sent out for to Argos on Sunday!!
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Even got a travel cot which she is putting in "daddy's room". Getting serious Bates' Motel vibes here. "Daddy's Room?" The twit is 33yrs old and has his own family ffs........
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the rest of us trug the pushchair & travel cot to Nannys! He only visits once in a blue moon why bother tbh. Will be at school before they want to use it next time. Presume Sophie’s mum has gone on hen Doo in her footy shirt
#ohhmydays!
So who’s looking after the house? Their usual ‘house sitter’ is on the hen too 
I’m wondering if she’s took hen tips from Billi Mucklow
Difference is Andy is a professional footballer, fake is just a bleepI don’t think she is, this is the fans she got made & it’s just all her friendsSo who’s looking after the house? Their usual ‘house sitter’ is on the hen too
Let’s be honest here Sophie is all about the aesthetics so there’s no way she’s going to have her mum on her hen do when it’s all gonna be about posing & loving themselves
Strange that none of her sisters are there tho
Wonder if any of her brothers will be going to Dublin, doubt it
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my bad thought the one on the end in black was her mum, on closer inspection I realise it’s not
Probably Freddy. He’s the most adult in that house anywaySo who’s looking after the house? Their usual ‘house sitter’ is on the hen too
Definitely see where he gets his defensive snarky attitude from. Will say one thing for her though. Leo actually looks clean for once. No snotty nose or unkempt hair for him today
Do we reckon he’s arranged some sort of present (ie flowers, champagne) for Sophie when she gets to her room in Mykonos? That way she can share it on the gram and he can then reshare it showing everybody what a wonderful fiancé he is. If he thought he’d get engagement from it, it’s definitely the sort of thing he’d do
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I thought the bird on the right was Katie Price ...lol .
Isn't it interesting how Jake's mom has not been invited to the Hen doShe can afford this now she’s an IG influencer
.Needed her to look after Chicken nuggetIsn't it interesting how Jake's mom has not been invited to the Hen do
not that I think she would have been asked anyway. Sophie’s own mum and sisters aren’t there so she was never going invite the attention seeking MILCan just tell it be a boring beige hen . Greece ffs
nt exactly party central . Rarther have a good booze up laugh with blow up dicks and all my girls having fun than what she’s having .
you can just tell lol I mean football kit ffs what’s that about …. Posing on beach food pictures the usual boring content and dribble
nt exactly party central . Rarther have a good booze up laugh with blow up dicks and all my girls having fun than what she’s having .
you can just tell lol
I mean football kit ffs what’s that about …. Posing on beach food pictures the usual boring content and dribble He’s obviously plotting some big attention seeking post
To my knowledge he has never ever looked after Leo overnight by himself and I can’t see him doing it now. Just don’t think he has the patience to look after a 16 month old child with no help at all.
He doesn’t have a clue how to look after a child for 24 hours he would probably end up going out and forgetting about Leo
he would probably end up going out and forgetting about Leo
Probably hoping it'll be turned over for the insurance to pay for the wedding of the year..So who’s looking after the house? Their usual ‘house sitter’ is on the hen too
Instahun hen. Boring as duck. I got tied to a lamppost naked for mine, covered in glitter, pissed as a fart.Can just tell it be a boring beige hen . Greece ffs
nt exactly party central . Rarther have a good booze up laugh with blow up dicks and all my girls having fun than what she’s having .
you can just tell lol
Unfortunately, I'm female, and the cops weren't impressed....
Or a giant 12ft inflatable cock, and three crates of brown ale, to liven that tit show up...Definitely see where he gets his defensive snarky attitude from. Will say one thing for her though. Leo actually looks clean for once. No snotty nose or unkempt hair for him today
Do we reckon he’s arranged some sort of present (ie flowers, champagne) for Sophie when she gets to her room in Mykonos? That way she can share it on the gram and he can then reshare it showing everybody what a wonderful fiancé he is. If he thought he’d get engagement from it, it’s definitely the sort of thing he’d do
Well doesn’t she look like a complete bleep
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