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Recap of fakes week
Sunday - Fake is off work with a bad back
He went to great lengths to show us that he was unable to move or do anything with chicken nugget, instead of resting he listened to his minions advice who told him to keep active so he went on a day out to the beach
Such great parents taking their toddler for a day out at the seaside
No ulterior motive? Let me think
Oh whilst there Jake was sat in so much pain, to take his mind off it he decided to recreate a photo of him & his dad with Leo🥱 All about the content eh
Monday - Jake has deactivated his Twitter account & announced he was taking a few days off social media to get himself right
When has he ever been right
Later that night soph posted a video on her story of him laid up in bed asking for a new spine
Got to make it look like he’s genuine
Tuesday - Jake is still following accounts on insta & liking peoples posts
Sophie then posted an ad for tesco tagging him in & that paved the way for his return, a whole 36 hours after he announced his exit
Wednesday - He was pretty much still MIA apart from the odd story & thanking his minions for their patience while he took his sabbatical He then went for an ice bath to show everyone he was back stronger than ever and that what was in his pants was smaller than ever
Thursday - He was off filming something fun with some lesser known z listers and was his usual annoying, pain in the arse self
He delighted us all with the news that it will be on the tv box for us all to watch Wooppeefuckingdoo I cannot contain my excitement
He then returned to his actual job that he’s been skiving from topping up his tan & getting his hair cut
Friday - He ponced about in tiny purple pants complaining about the heat, you’d think he’d be used to feeling hot by now seeing as he constantly wears next to nothing
Saturday - The weekend arrived & so did fakes usual ailments This time it was constipation
So for the rest of the day we were subjected to tit content
(quite literally)
Think he was lying, I think he did shite & it filled his jock strap because we all know there’s nothing else filling that
Sunday - Father’s Day - Jake was up early with the woe is me post only to then delete it later when it didn’t get enough likes
He then posted it as a reel hoping it would increase his engagement. He is the worst bleep! He continually uses a dead relative for engagement
Just wish more people would wake up to his narcissistic ways
The content continued with various posts letting us know the lacatives were working, hallelujah
Sophies content wasn’t much better this week, ads, reels of her hauls & using chicken nugget for engagement One of her reels was showing Leo asleep in a shopping trolley with his neck pressed against the curved bar on the trolley Utter bleep! She got that many likes & comments on it that fake jumped on the bandwagon & posted it too He quickly removed it when he didn’t get the same attention, father of the year strikes again
Let’s see what this week brings my lovelies
ps I have my grandchild overnight so thought I’d do this while on the night feed because I probably won’t have time tomorrow The joys of looking after your little ones properly instead of being stuck to your phone 24/7, something fake wouldn’t know about Loving it
Recap of fakes week
Sunday - Fake is off work with a bad back
He went to great lengths to show us that he was unable to move or do anything with chicken nugget, instead of resting he listened to his minions advice who told him to keep active so he went on a day out to the beach Such great parents taking their toddler for a day out at the seaside No ulterior motive? Let me think Oh whilst there Jake was sat in so much pain, to take his mind off it he decided to recreate a photo of him & his dad with Leo🥱 All about the content ehMonday - Jake has deactivated his Twitter account & announced he was taking a few days off social media to get himself right
When has he ever been right
Later that night soph posted a video on her story of him laid up in bed asking for a new spine
Got to make it look like he’s genuineTuesday - Jake is still following accounts on insta & liking peoples posts
Sophie then posted an ad for tesco tagging him in & that paved the way for his return, a whole 36 hours after he announced his exitWednesday - He was pretty much still MIA apart from the odd story & thanking his minions for their patience while he took his sabbatical
He then went for an ice bath to show everyone he was back stronger than ever and that what was in his pants was smaller than ever
Thursday - He was off filming something fun with some lesser known z listers and was his usual annoying, pain in the arse self
He delighted us all with the news that it will be on the tv box for us all to watch Wooppeefuckingdoo I cannot contain my excitement He then returned to his actual job that he’s been skiving from topping up his tan & getting his hair cutFriday - He ponced about in tiny purple pants complaining about the heat, you’d think he’d be used to feeling hot by now seeing as he constantly wears next to nothing
Saturday - The weekend arrived & so did fakes usual ailments
This time it was constipation So for the rest of the day we were subjected to tit content (quite literally)
Think he was lying, I think he did shite & it filled his jock strap because we all know there’s nothing else filling that
Sunday - Father’s Day - Jake was up early with the woe is me post only to then delete it later when it didn’t get enough likes
He then posted it as a reel hoping it would increase his engagement. He is the worst bleep! He continually uses a dead relative for engagement Just wish more people would wake up to his narcissistic ways
The
content continued with various posts letting us know the lacatives were working, hallelujah
Sophies content wasn’t much better this week, ads, reels of her hauls & using chicken nugget for engagement
One of her reels was showing Leo asleep in a shopping trolley with his neck pressed against the curved bar on the trolley Utter bleep! She got that many likes & comments on it that fake jumped on the bandwagon & posted it too He quickly removed it when he didn’t get the same attention, father of the year strikes again
Let’s see what this week brings my lovelies
ps I have my grandchild overnight so thought I’d do this while on the night feed because I probably won’t have time tomorrow
The joys of looking after your little ones properly instead of being stuck to your phone 24/7, something fake wouldn’t know about Loving it
Coo-eeeeee Morning Jake.....
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