Jake Quickenden #15 Road to 1 mill is a long one for Jake maybe he’d have got there if he wasn’t so FAKE

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Jac In The Box

Thanks nasty trolls for voting my thread title as the winner Unfortunately I’m not a beggar so I can’t have a horse in my kitchen to celebrate

This thread is going to be the one that Fake fulfils his lifelong dream of getting to 1 million bots followers We have done all we can to stop it, sadly the fact the beggy cunt doesn’t pay for anything means he’s been able to use the credit card to purchase his way to the pinnacle of his career Hope all your dreams come true Fake and you start advertising dishwasher tablets & fabulosa

Recap - Fake is still a cunt!

On Mother’s Day he posted to his one true love, himself! It’s always all about me, me, me!

After the shit Mothering Sunday, he had a lovely day in the garden on Monday teaching golden child how to suffocate himself Fake showed his baby son with a bag over his face, all for bantz of course The post was swiftly removed when mentioned on here how dangerous it was. Number 1 Dad should really have known this
On Wednesday we were saddened to hear of the sad passing of TP Fake, never the one to let an opportunity pass him by proceeded to post a grid post using this for likes & engagement He really is a massive cunt! He even shared it to his story to make sure no one missed the fact he had a new post He has continually used his brother & Dad’s deaths for sympathy & attention. He is the lowest of the low!


The rest of the week he has spent (quite literally) buying bots followers, begging & pleading for people to share his stuff to gain more The highlight of his begging, he took Chris Hughes phone, appeared on his stories & actually begged his followers to follow him Cringy bastard!

Roll on the celebrations, I for one cannot fucking waitHope it brings you happiness Fake. P.s Maybe you should take a long hard look at what you’ve already got in your life to be happy about, a fiancée, beautiful family, roof over your head, good health (although you wouldn’t think it to hear your moaning), money in the bank and enjoy every minute of it.

Put your phone away in the drawer & really live the life you keep saying your grateful for because you never know what tomorrow will bring. Will having a million followers keep you happy when you realise life has passed you by & all you’ve seen of it is through the lens of a phone
 
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unidentified

Bravo for this!
 
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PrincessJeanie

Your recaps are the best
 
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Elle_Gee

I was trying to explain to my partner who this Jake fella is,he hadn't a clue who I was on about. Was telling him how he buys followers and explain to him what bots were. He said "So he's seen more bots than Elton John"
 
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Katewinsletsknee

Prefect recap
 
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Xxcxcc

See he is up by 1k. Must be so proud of himself begging and buying followers. What a wanker. When he gets to the one million he will still know in that gigantic canister of a head that it is all fake. What has he accomplished. Still in shit panto. Bank balance still going down due to buying bots and still not famous. Bravo Jake . life changing
 
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jackickisadick

I’ve been blocked for god knows what…
Never liked a trolls response
Never commented on his page
 
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IsButterACarb?

Long time lurker but why is he commenting on Kylie jenners posts?
 
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judgyjudey

I just watched Sophie’s celebs go dating disaster. I thought Jake was a cringey mess. Jesus!
 
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Tulip lady

It’s so sad and worrying that he posts a photo of his child asking people to go share it so
He will
Get more followers .
who the hell uses a child like that ???? he will
Stop at nothing will he??? Desperation just seeps out of him
Doesn’t give two shits where photos of his kid goes :/( and yo what weirdos
 
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