Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[OnlyJustSaying]

The tickets are so overpriced as who wants to see that wick murder George Micheal songsThe young lad looks about 16 and the Pepsi and Shirley dear god no words.Can see it getting cancelled as he can’t sing for and I bet the reviews will be terrible

Is it all a cast of 4?. Basic rit production.

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

The face of someone who's had enough

 

[cazellie]

Poor Fred in the background on this first story Guess who his favourite child is

Poor poor Freddie. I hate to say this but Dusty seems like a spoilt cat and is likely quite a handful

 

[JazzFan]

Like Fred won’t get ripped to shreds for fakey posting him on the kiddie bikes

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Wingham wildlife the cheapest zoo out of the three in the area bless.

 

[Unstablemabel]

Maris Vorderman will be totting up the " family budget" purse for them

Stand by for pocketsful of teabags, coffees and sachets of U.H.T. milk for their dinner, pilfered from the cleaners trolley in the corridor

Love pilfering a good cleaners trolley

 

[Wills315]

How come Sophie never takes Freddie anywhere on a day or weekend just for them? It's always about the little kids, I get its harder to keep the small ones entertained but he must be bored stiff. Hopefully his Dad does lots of fun stuff with him. Only difference is , that man probably doesn't post it for content unlike Freddies "half a dad".

 

[JazzFan]

How come Sophie never takes Freddie anywhere on a day or weekend just for them? It's always about the little kids, I get its harder to keep the small ones entertained but he must be bored stiff. Hopefully his Dad does lots of fun stuff with him. Only difference is , that man probably doesn't post it for content unlike Freddies "half a dad".

That’s because fakey can’t watch the two kids on his own he had to get his mum to help

 

[bluecups]

They should have told Fred he could bring a mate along with him. But what parent would allow their child to be looked after by Fakey?

Nobody would because he's a creepy bleep, usually half dressed and would no doubt film their kid and post videos of them.

Poor Fred must get the piss ripped out of him having that weirdo fuckwit for a stepdad.

 

[Justdee]

We love a nice stay in a good hotel in the u.k
But wouldn't touch the cave with a barge pole, the low lifes they gift to and plus I couldn't get into a bed knowing there was a chance he had been in it even the same sheets boiled for a week I couldn't
What theyre doing now is much more appropriate for the 2 younger lads its Fred i feel sorry for happy birthday mate

 

[Barbie2020]

I feel so sad for Freddie, the attention is always on the younger kids. It’s his birthday weekend and no doubt it will be centred around the young boys. I bet he’d have preferred to just go home after the failed ski trip and spend his birthday with his Dad and friends. She’d made a point of not sharing him online because he doesn’t like it but Fakey has done it quite a lot in the last 24 hours.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Love pilfering a good cleaners trolley

Are you Ross?

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

This comment has made my night!!

 

[Sd1708]

Sarah is Director of Operations at The Cave. Follows him on IG

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Shall we play a game of guess which Centreparcs it is
I reckon it's either the one in Suffolk, as Flappy's Dad lives there, so she can leave Fakey there with Favourite and Kit and go with Fred to get some money off her Dad
If not there then I think Longleat one with a trip to the Safari Park #grifted. It's owned by the Marquess of Bath and Fakey did Celebrity Masterchef with his wife Emma, he's grifted a stay at Longleat Safari Park before so no doubt will try and beg a day there for the kids
I really feel so bad for Freddie

 

[Robin71]

So fun adventure day out seeing animals which they always do and Fred being made to wait aside while Maris Vorderman (thank you whoever came up with that) went round alone then back to the hotel for fake and Vorderman to yet again lounge about watching tv

 

[VC10]

Love pilfering a good cleaners trolley

Well we have all done it lols

 

[Tors1992]

Sarah is Director of Operations at The Cave. Follows him on IG

Can you see when he/she started following each other?

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

So where is our Jet2 Jesus & Getaway Guru off to today? They haven't really promoted the dank Cave that much considering they managed to scrounge it for free. Have we seen any food shots or facilities used? They are useless Instagramers.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

That hair
He's losing his voice so obviously must be getting a chest infection