Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

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Also has he a job lot if those tops, he was wearing the same thing at the Intertalent breakfast on Tuesday, bet he absolutely stinks🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢
 
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Don't believe you Fakey, Freddie is nearly 12 and at secondary school, bet he'd rather be skiing in Italy
In his head he’s a 10, in the outside world he’s a 2 max , his body looks weird and deformed here!
 
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Why didnt they just go to the passport office and then fly the next day?
 
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Is it on camera that Freddie is aware they were going skiing? Or that they’ve had ski lessons? I’m happy to go down conspiracy theory holes and say that maybe they told us they were going skiing, but the kids always knew they were just going ‘away’ and that Freddie’s grumpy face is just because he has to spend time with Fakey 🤣 Maybe Soph got in her ski trip as she knew she wasn’t going any other time? 🤣 Or could all be true that they didn’t realise about the passport- in which case, why not just go home, rearrange the trip (again!) and send the kids to school while you sort passports for definite?!
 
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Is it on camera that Freddie is aware they were going skiing? Or that they’ve had ski lessons? I’m happy to go down conspiracy theory holes and say that maybe they told us they were going skiing, but the kids always knew they were just going ‘away’ and that Freddie’s grumpy face is just because he has to spend time with Fakey 🤣 Maybe Soph got in her ski trip as she knew she wasn’t going any other time? 🤣 Or could all be true that they didn’t realise about the passport- in which case, why not just go home, rearrange the trip (again!) and send the kids to school while you sort passports for definite?!
Because none of that is insta worthy. It's all these two live for. duck the kids .
 
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I reckon they lost the grifted Italy trip because their engagement is absolutely shocking lately and the company realised it wouldn’t have been worth it 😂
No present content of them at the airport and when soph was packing the other day, she didn’t show any outfit that screamed skiing to me.
She grifted this a few weeks ago when asking about hotels near London.
 
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Well while those two idiots sit in their gifted room, let’s see what those poor boys and I mean Fred get to do at centre park.Zelda is busy talking 💩and no mention I don’t think of those idiots.Im sorry but her make up gives me a scare jump it’s just so bad.Dark eyeliner and the wrong shade of foundation is just a bit over the top🤣🤣
 
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So she only thought the passport expiry thing was relevant if you were going to the US ?!

What planet is she on?
No wonder her Travel Consultancy business has failed if she can’t even get basic advice correct 😆
 
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Why didnt they just go to the passport office and then fly the next day?
You can’t get a kid’s passport in one day, even if you drive to a passport office. You can only do that for an adult one
 
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Why didnt mum fly ahead and fakey zoom home and sort out an emergency passport and fly day or 2 later with the kid? That way fred could still had his birthday holiday at least. Not sure if can get kids passports as fast, but can get adults in liverpool passport office. Yes it costs but i got one myself last year all done in same day, fast delivery within 3 days start to finish had my passport in hand.
 
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Kids passports take 3-5 days not to dox myself but I totally forgot the baby needed one as they was attached to me at the time so stupidly bird brain here forgot a week and half before we was due to fly I was like tit the baby hasn’t got a passport so off so his majesty’s passport office we trudged sadly Charlie boy wasn’t there which was sort of a let down. However in my case I was a new scatty bird brain parent not a fake wanna be travel hunfluencer
 
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I reckon they lost the grifted Italy trip because their engagement is absolutely shocking lately and the company realised it wouldn’t have been worth it 😂
No present content of them at the airport and when soph was packing the other day, she didn’t show any outfit that screamed skiing to me.
She grifted this a few weeks ago when asking about hotels near London.
Agree. And would make sense why he’s been going ten to the dozen on pathetic reels to try and up engagement but no one cares.

I suspect Freddie is probably also quite confused as to why Fake has moved out and pops round occasionally to focus on the little kids and ignore him but now suddenly they are all rammed into a hotel suite together.
 
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Kids passports take 3-5 days not to dox myself but I totally forgot the baby needed one as they was attached to me at the time so stupidly bird brain here forgot a week and half before we was due to fly I was like tit the baby hasn’t got a passport so off so his majesty’s passport office we trudged sadly Charlie boy wasn’t there which was sort of a let down. However in my case I was a new scatty bird brain parent not a fake wanna be travel hunfluencer
I didn’t think about passports when going on a ferry as my brain only relates passports to planes, not all foreign travel 🤣🤣🤣. Luckily I realised when I was home packing, not at the port. 🤣
 
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Anyone else looking at his bald spot, whilst Soph was filming the room 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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