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Scrounged,I reckon.......these two would have heart palpitations if they had to even pay for a nappy, or something.....
You can tell in Fakey's tone of voice, he is still fuming about Italy 
Getting his excuses in now.for why he sounds tit while butchering george songs... I was poorly
They are all very dysfunctional
Why are they behind every TikTok trend, no imagination at all
Had to remortgage the house to pay for center parcs so it wasn’t gifted then 
Fred looks utterly fed up in that video 
Poor sod.
Will be interesting to see whether they do anything other than swimming. Even bicycle hire is super expensive. We always had bikes when we went. When we were little we were in the back of one of those little pull along things you add to a bike. You can tell he thinks they’ve been wronged by not going to Italy. Shame on Sophie to be honest as her oldest boy looks so sad, I wouldn’t be allowing him to put Freddie on Instagram anymore.
Surely she is back with him though cos why on earth go through all this otherwise? She always looks so much happier away from him so I think he’s probably manipulating her and putting on the mental health card to say he can’t cope on his own and doesn’t want to miss out on trips with the kids. Freddie’s MH would always come before that idiot though. I don’t think he will want anything to do with his Mum when he looks back at all the social media stuff. Plenty of kids of SM families are coming out and saying they want nothing to do with parents.
Fred looks utterly fed up in that video Poor sod.Will be interesting to see whether they do anything other than swimming. Even bicycle hire is super expensive. We always had bikes when we went. When we were little we were in the back of one of those little pull along things you add to a bike. You can tell he thinks they’ve been wronged by not going to Italy. Shame on Sophie to be honest as her oldest boy looks so sad, I wouldn’t be allowing him to put Freddie on Instagram anymore.
Surely she is back with him though cos why on earth go through all this otherwise? She always looks so much happier away from him so I think he’s probably manipulating her and putting on the mental health card to say he can’t cope on his own and doesn’t want to miss out on trips with the kids. Freddie’s MH would always come before that idiot though. I don’t think he will want anything to do with his Mum when he looks back at all the social media stuff. Plenty of kids of SM families are coming out and saying they want nothing to do with parents.
Why not take Freddie skiing on her own? His passport wasn't the problem and it's his birthday FFS - so out of order. All because Jake is incapable of looking after the kids he chose to have alone - Zelda obviously too busy to come and help him. I hope Freddie goes no contact.
She could have took Fred with her on her last escape but obviously chose not to
Was to busy trying to get one up on him by saying look I can also piss off and have some me time.Fred is a teenager and I bet Leo gets on his nerves daily.The state of Leo in the car.Are they not embarrassed by his bleeping hair and scruffy appearance.Were gifted a £500 plus a night hotel room and wtf did they do for two nights ?
Was to busy trying to get one up on him by saying look I can also piss off and have some me time.Fred is a teenager and I bet Leo gets on his nerves daily.The state of Leo in the car.Are they not embarrassed by his bleeping hair and scruffy appearance.Were gifted a £500 plus a night hotel room and wtf did they do for two nights ?
I was about to post about the state of Leo’s hair. Are they not embarrassed? Silly me, these two have skin thicker than a rhino’s a!She could have took Fred with her on her last escape but obviously chose not to
They are barely sharing anything in real time and everytime they do it looks awkward and tense. You can bet your money they will be taking some posed pretend to be happy family pictures though. Will be very interesting to see if he goes back to the B&B next week or whether he’s allowed back in the real house.
bleep and Maris...
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They obviously came back from Canterbury to Colchester for a change of clothes - ski wear not needed at CP, but they popped home and probably repacked what they need. Seen near home this afternoon all loaded in the car