Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

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"Kids are happy".
I bet Fred isn't. What's he supposed to do in a little kids' play area? Have a go on the seesaw or go down the slide at his age?

Fakey's pissed off because he had his eye on The Cave's gym but instead he's having to actually do some parenting of those boys who are supposedly 'his world'
 
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If it was all bout making the kids happy they wouldnt go to such adult places where there is duck ll for kids to do
 
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Agree. And would make sense why he’s been going ten to the dozen on pathetic reels to try and up engagement but no one cares.

I suspect Freddie is probably also quite confused as to why Fake has moved out and pops round occasionally to focus on the little kids and ignore him but now suddenly they are all rammed into a hotel suite together.
Have they split up? Wondering why he’s moved out? Iv not caught up on the thread so apologies if it’s been discussed
 
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Have they split up? Wondering why he’s moved out? Iv not caught up on the thread so apologies if it’s been discussed
Seems that Flapz has binned him off, don't think it was his idea. Reasons for binning him off almost certainly include, in no particular order -

* Being absent a lot, taking any chance he can to stay away from home.
* Being a general nasty angry bleep
* Not contributing financially
* Indulging his hobbies (eg. running) and ignoring his family responsibilities
* Acting like he's a single man whilst Flapz holds the fort at home.
* The pathetic pursuit of 'hitting the big time' which will obvs never happen
* Him lighting up like a Christmas tree around half naked men and probably having Grindr hook ups
* Unlikely that he ever helps with housework, definitely doesn't do DIY jobs
* Flapz probably fed up of finding black hair fibres all over her beige house
* Treating Flapz like a housekeeper and calling her bro and mate.
* He bleeping stinks of B.O. and unwashed a

that's just off the top of my head 😂
 
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Zelda's report of the party
How basic and common. So they only found out last minute that the cooker in the hall wasn’t quick enough? I bet they couldn’t grift food to be presented on platters etc so tried to cook it themselves. Poor loves.
 
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Seems that Flapz has binned him off, don't think it was his idea. Reasons for binning him off almost certainly include, in no particular order -

* Being absent a lot, taking any chance he can to stay away from home.
* Being a general nasty angry bleep
* Not contributing financially
* Indulging his hobbies (eg. running) and ignoring his family responsibilities
* Acting like he's a single man whilst Flapz holds the fort at home.
* The pathetic pursuit of 'hitting the big time' which will obvs never happen
* Him lighting up like a Christmas tree around half naked men and probably having Grindr hook ups
* Unlikely that he ever helps with housework, definitely doesn't do DIY jobs
* Flapz probably fed up of finding black hair fibres all over her beige house
* Treating Flapz like a housekeeper and calling her bro and mate.
* He bleeping stinks of B.O. and unwashed a

that's just off the top of my head 😂
This list did make me laugh thank you for the update. He seems right a right head, when ever iv seen him in his local town i cringe so no wonder soph has binned him off
 
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Anyone else looking at his bald spot, whilst Soph was filming the room 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol yes🤣🤣🤣 went back and had a good look, not quite the same as when he showed us the other day is it🤥🤥🤥 those fibres be doing the heavy lifting😆😆😆
 
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This list did make me laugh thank you for the update. He seems right a right head, when ever iv seen him in his local town i cringe so no wonder soph has binned him off
Oh do tell, we love a bit of tea☕☕☕ on this thread🥰🥰🥰
 
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Oh do tell, we love a bit of tea☕☕☕ on this thread🥰🥰🥰
Nothing that exciting but iv seen him running down the country lanes where they live with his top off, nearly made me sick. He absolutely loves himself!! Also seen him around the town with soph and the kids, he couldn’t look less interested in her and them if he tried. Walks round like he’s an A lister 🤣 I can assure you no one’s gives a flying F about him here
 
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Nothing that exciting but iv seen him running down the country lanes where they live with his top off, nearly made me sick. He absolutely loves himself!! Also seen him around the town with soph and the kids, he couldn’t look less interested in her and them if he tried. Walks round like he’s an A lister 🤣 I can assure you no one’s gives a flying F about him here
Why does none of that surprise me, he's still dining out on reality tv apperances from 10+ years ago did you know he did X Factor and I'm a Celeb and Dancing on Ice, cos I don't think he's ever mentioned it🤣🤣🤣🤣 and yes he don't half love himself!
 
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Why does none of that surprise me, he's still dining out on reality tv apperances from 10+ years ago did you know he did X Factor and I'm a Celeb and Dancing on Ice, cos I don't think he's ever mentioned it🤣🤣🤣🤣 and yes he don't half love himself!
He really is just a has been at this point, cringe to see him holding onto stuff from years ago thinking he’s relevant.
I do wonder how they got a mortgage for the big house they have 🧐 as neither appear to work apart from grifting online
 
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He really is just a has been at this point, cringe to see him holding onto stuff from years ago thinking he’s relevant.
I do wonder how they got a mortgage for the big house they have 🧐 as neither appear to work apart from grifting online

I am sure somebody in the know said ages ago that his mother and brother’s widow wouldn’t change their surname because of who he was. How sad. The whole lot of them desperate for fame aside from his other brother who I feel sorry for. Imagine being related to him. I think any chance he had of staying in the public eye should have been after the jungle but he has blown every opportunity theatre wise. I wonder about the mortgage too which I assume they have and it hasn’t been paid for by her daddy? Strange how she never mentions her siblings she has a few too doesn’t she? What odd lives they have
 
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He really is just a has been at this point, cringe to see him holding onto stuff from years ago thinking he’s relevant.
I do wonder how they got a mortgage for the big house they have 🧐 as neither appear to work apart from grifting online
The house is only part ownership, way back in the threads someone posted the deeds from land registry.
 
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I am sure somebody in the know said ages ago that his mother and brother’s widow wouldn’t change their surname because of who he was. How sad. The whole lot of them desperate for fame aside from his other brother who I feel sorry for. Imagine being related to him. I think any chance he had of staying in the public eye should have been after the jungle but he has blown every opportunity theatre wise. I wonder about the mortgage too which I assume they have and it hasn’t been paid for by her daddy? Strange how she never mentions her siblings she has a few too doesn’t she? What odd lives they have
Yes I remember that too Cazellie, he's a has been🤣🤣🤣
 
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