Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

[bluecups]

He's become quite the nomad, hasn't he? Living in an airbnb paid for by Zelda, now couch surfing in a grifted penthouse for a couple of nights, few (also grifted?) nights at Centre Parcs, back to the airbnb, then hotels on the Wham tour. I'd hate living like that.

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Jake Quickenden #143 No fixed address.

 

[Eastendskin]

Things that are out of date:
Maris passport
Their marriage
Fakey’s career and fame
Zelda’s make up
Flaps skincare
Fred’s patience

 

[HMC]

Love this for Fakey

 

[Wills315]

I'm sat here smirking at the thought of Fakey sat outside at 7am waiting to be let inside the house. I bet she told him to fuck off after he'd given his presents and got his precious content. Cannot abide Flapz but I'm loving how she appears to have to upper hand over Fakey and is calling the shots now. Serves him right for treating the house like a hotel and contributing fuck all to the family.

Perhaps he's sitting alone in the airbnb contemplating how he fucked everything up for himself.
I do hope so.

Fakey waiting to be let in this morning

 

[MrsG03]

His post, 'Happy Birthday to my absolute favourite person in the world' and his 'star boy'. What about his other son?! What a weapon!

 

[bargainhunt99]

Fred probably wanted to scream and reveal the truth. Poor Freddie.

Is it just me or has this thread flown by!!

More than what the Quickendon family did 🫢

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Is he talking about his Grindr hook-up tonight back in his love shack?

 

[bluecups]

Have they split up? Wondering why he’s moved out? Iv not caught up on the thread so apologies if it’s been discussed

Seems that Flapz has binned him off, don't think it was his idea. Reasons for binning him off almost certainly include, in no particular order -

* Being absent a lot, taking any chance he can to stay away from home.
* Being a general nasty angry cunt
* Not contributing financially
* Indulging his hobbies (eg. running) and ignoring his family responsibilities
* Acting like he's a single man whilst Flapz holds the fort at home.
* The pathetic pursuit of 'hitting the big time' which will obvs never happen
* Him lighting up like a Christmas tree around half naked men and probably having Grindr hook ups
* Unlikely that he ever helps with housework, definitely doesn't do DIY jobs
* Flapz probably fed up of finding black hair fibres all over her beige house
* Treating Flapz like a housekeeper and calling her bro and mate.
* He fucking stinks of B.O. and unwashed arse

that's just off the top of my head

 

[bluecups]

Wowww the hair fibres literally taken over Fakey’s head.

 

[Barbie2020]

It’s obvious he’s come over from the Air B&B because he’s dressed

 

[mollyann]

Pass me the sick bucketHow does a man of nearly 40 think his behaviour is normal?? Never worked a honest days living in his entire sad empty life.In the bath filters working overtime trying to look tiredFucking beam me up Scotty.

 

[Turmeric123]

Well we know where Leo goes to school, we know where he lives/ stays in an Airbnb, where he gyms and now know where to likely find him all day…. But still, nobody has tried to hunt him down for selfies/ autographs/ kidnap/ cottaging. I’d say nobody cares- but I do wanna know what his ‘3 bits of content’ are. Cute.

My guesses for the 3 bits of content

1 A reel of Leo from birth to maths genius

2. Grief post abkut how he wishes his Dad was here to see Leo grow up/its hard being a dad

3. A Tired/struggling post

Or finally
4 A tik tok trend from 6 to 8 months ago that shows what a great actor he is and isn't remotely funny

 

[Harry]

Oh do tell, we love a bit of tea on this thread

Nothing that exciting but iv seen him running down the country lanes where they live with his top off, nearly made me sick. He absolutely loves himself!! Also seen him around the town with soph and the kids, he couldn’t look less interested in her and them if he tried. Walks round like he’s an A lister I can assure you no one’s gives a flying F about him here

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

This comment has made my night!!

 

[Toodles79]

I always wonder if hotels actually benefit from letting ‘celebs’ stay in their properties free and have them advertise on their stories? Personally I’d avoid anywhere that gifts stays to cretins like the Quickendens who spend their time asking for freebies

 

[officially2020]

The irony of a travel guru not checking passports

 

[Lurker111]

Can apparently do his 7x tables but counts that hes got 2 more legos, while holding 3 fingers up, while there's about 7 sets on the sofa

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Is he trying to make out he’s hired to wrestle at ButlinsHe gives me the ick with his sweaty arse body and spray on hair View attachment 3901039

Nothing screams a professional, well trained wrestler more than Cunty Boi in a pair of baggy, beige trousers, a knock off goochi belt & brown fibers running down his greasy back

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And a LGBT flag coloured racing set from his gay dad!

Chase that rainbow!

 

[bargainhunt99]

Meet and Greet a hasbeen for £39 on top of an exorbitant £40 for a ticket for a show which already looks amateurish and cheap. Those theatres will be empty and will be flogging off cheap tickets to fill it.
Surely the producers should have at least got ppl who resemble who they are supposed to be..none of them do and Fakey is going to look like Andrew Ridgeleys Dad - as for the 2 women I have no words!
Would be funny if they decided not to stage it due to poor ticket sales - he wud be up that motorway to Zeldas for a handout quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

I'm beginning to think the casting director wears a hearing aid and owns a guide dog.