Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

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Maris Vorderman will be totting up the " family budget" purse for them 😃😃

Stand by for pocketsful of teabags, coffees and sachets of U.H.T. milk for their dinner, pilfered from the cleaners trolley in the corridor 😃😃😆💀
 
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It isn't 6 months it is 3 always has been.

But the new rule is you need 3 months from the date of issue, not the expirery date.

This is how lots of people have been caught out.
Oh I thought it was 6 months lenny9🥰🥰🥰If they'd thought that they'd still be going on their holiday🤣🤣🤣
Post office site says European countries need 3 months validity on and most international destinations require 6 months

If either of those two had actually bothered to check the rules and passports they would have known🤡🤡🤡 and her last story just proves how stupid she is🤣🤣🤣
 

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    It's something I will never understand tbh. If I see a hotel or a business giving a freebie to a so-called influencer, I avoid it like the plague. My logic is - why do I have to pay when they don't! 🤷‍♀️ And like you say, I don't want to stay anywhere that they are. Not just this lot but all of their ilk.
    I am the same so the hotels are silly to think they will get business off the back of the likes of Fakey grifting a stay! I am in the north east and am very aware of which places Vicky Pattison (and her awful mother) have grifted freebies and would not give them my money. She goes back to the same place and has no shame and I know first hand one venue were expected to give her and her group everything for free so they felt obliged to do so. Me? I’d have happily said I don’t care who you are! Maybe a discount for being a group but then again I would be the type of person to let everyone know on social media what a madam she is. Yet I know two other local ladies who are actual celebrities go to somewhere I go to and act like any other customer and don’t expect any special treatment
     
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    Oh I thought it was 6 months lenny9🥰🥰🥰If they'd thought that they'd still be going on their holiday🤣🤣🤣
    Post office site says European countries need 3 months validity on and most international destinations require 6 months

    If either of those two had actually bothered to check the rules and passports they would have known🤡🤡🤡 and her last story just proves how stupid she is🤣🤣🤣
    ‘I really have to show you guys….’…. Because you’re contractually obliged to after the grift…
     
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    They film every minutiae of their lives but somehow there’s no evidence of them being in the airport. I call bull.

    Just a weird video in the car where Fakey sounds like he can’t quite remember what the script was but they’ve already got hotels and centreparcs booked. Sure, Jan.
    I think it is bull too. Flaps has just been ski-ing so maybe the people going were changed to her pals instead of Fakey going with kids because of the split? To make it up to the kids they’ve booked Centre Parcs. I find it hard to believe they could get a stay there as such short notice same as the hotel. Poor Kit will be upset from all the arguments between his parents.
     
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    Oh I thought it was 6 months lenny9🥰🥰🥰If they'd thought that they'd still be going on their holiday🤣🤣🤣
    Post office site says European countries need 3 months validity on and most international destinations require 6 months

    If either of those two had actually bothered to check the rules and passports they would have known🤡🤡🤡 and her last story just proves how stupid she is🤣🤣🤣
    They both just love a brag don’t they? Enjoy it Fakey & Flaps but pity you can’t afford anything other than pot noodles so the kitchen will be left clean won’t it? At one point I felt slightly sorry for Flaps but absolutely not now after seeing this gloating. They deserve each other
     
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    Missing #grifted off your insta story Flappy 🙄

    I'm surprised Zelda didn't swoop in on her broom & fly them to Italy herself
     
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    Lazy slob bleep sitting there hogging the Playstation while Freddie sets up a game for one on the pool table.

    I religiously check my passports in the family, usually at the beginning of the year ahead of any holidays. If one even looks remotely like it's coming up for expirey I make a note & get the forms ready. I certainly would not be booking March holidays if passport expires May '26. Always plan to be ahead of the game. Same with driving license, MoT, European Health card, car insurance - anything that is important not to let it expire.
     
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    Something smells in all this, unless the Cave don't allow online booking for the Penthouse, it is booked up continually it seems. How did bleep Chops miraculously get 2 nights at this place??
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    It’s the sitting about crying that gets my goat. Even if you’re upset, you plaster a smile on and get on with it for the sake of the kids. Mum bawling and the pair of them bickering about it will have made the poor kids feel even worse.
    Selfish, self absorbed holes they are
     
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    Thick as rit bleep - "Why are kids passports only 5 years?"

    Mmm yes, it makes perfect sense for a 10 year old to use a passport that has their newborn face on it!
    It's a wonder you don't need to renew kids passports yearly as they change so much.
     
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    For someone who is 'a glass half full person' and isnt that bothered about the missed holiday if the kids are happy he isnt half droning on about it!
     
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    Do you think the ski trip fell through or they couldn’t afford the bit that wasn’t a freebie because this is all a bit too choreographed for my liking.
    I hate all this gifting stuff it just makes a mockery out of hard working families who save and then these literal wastes of skin just turn up and get all the best bits. I hope when all this dries up and they have to actually pay for holidays again that they realise how privileged they are
     
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